ON 24TH MARCH 2017 THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION IS GOING TO LAUNCH 5 NUCLEAR ICBMS AT THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES

ON 24TH MARCH 2017 THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION IS GOING TO LAUNCH 5 NUCLEAR ICBMS AT THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES.

IF YOU LIVE IN A HEAVILY POPULATED AREA, GET OUT.

You have been warned.

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PLEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sounds pretty fun tbh

So they wouldn't target military installations to cripple America's ability to respond? Yeah good one OP you faggot

Trump doesn't even know how to use codes. Top kek.

Bye bye America. We won't miss you.

Just 5?

kek

exactly how will they make it that far?

Fuck yes... cook the leftist, dem-fags and feminazis. make america great again.

you mean the US is going to nuke itself to justify attacking Russia?

5 x 10 bombs.

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so what the bombs are making babies now??

nice shill thread

sage

Cool! I always wanted to experience a nuclear holocaust!!

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Never seen multi tip missiles before?

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They're called MIRVs you turd

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good, die amerifags

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Yo how are us Vancucker Canadians gonna do. They bombing Washington?

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Look man, im not a rocket scientist, i don't know much about the lifespan and mating habits of bombs.

Its cute that they call baby bombs Mirvs though.

Go to Alaska. Russian won't bomb their own territory.

How underage are you?
>scorched earth

Ноу факинн вэй. Саге алсо хайд

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eh at least i don't have to worry about getting money for a gun

Cyka blyat comrades

en nombre de todo LatinoAmerica, les recordamos el apoyo total a Rusia.

On behalf of all Latin America, we remind you of the total support for Russia.

not first only
whos flags on the moon oh right... it the USA!

nope.... Laika win!

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>Laika
>didnt get on the moon
>died in space
russia killed a poor good boy

Mfw

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Shut the fuck up OP, god you're autistic.

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You do not know the androids that Russia has under the ground ... thousands of robots with Nazi brains.

The fuck gave this man a gun.

Amerifags on Sup Forums don't care much

I'm Russian, and you're a retarded faggot, OP. I WISH Putin had those kind of balls

Good luck motherfuckers

Poof it fagget

Do not disturb the Leviathan ...

Knowing Russian's, all they would need is 5 anyways. Their latest explosive dildo was incredibly massive. Much bigger than tsar bomba I believe.

The same with Iran ...
These Yankee slaves of the Jews ..

Oman

IRAN girl > USA girl

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Yawn..

Idiots don't even realize how many nuclear subs are parked near them for 6 month periods and ready to rain down on them at any time.

I always thought that at this moment any unauthorized warhead launched will be immediately shut down by neighbour's AA troops. Think about it. Do you REALLY believe that a nuclear rocket can be laucned, fly over half of the planet and hit something without being noticed and shut down like a hundred times before it reaches its destination? bullshit

Oh helllll no, I live in new york, am I kill?

how is this different from Russia?

The most important thing is that there are poor people in the USA, and the Jews per month, they extract as 500 million for their Israel and the Jews of England think ..

Also make them build more military armament as that new destroyer ship to take care of Israel .. hahahaha

You can just shoot down a nuke? I'm not an expert but wouldn't it cause a lot of damage anyways?

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top fucking kek

Yes

You just wrap them into tin foil so radars can't see them.

прощальный

You know why Russia and China are so scared of THAAD in South Korea? Because it could monitor everything they test/fire and shoot it down, limiting their constant threats to "Yeah, try it assholes"

Sure kid.

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My meme is better, but it's pretty well known that Russia is actually run by Jewish Mafia

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well, if it's already launched then we are talking about minimizing the damage - and being shot in the air it will cause significantly less damage than after hitting the target. makes sense, I guess

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Yay the day after my birthday

Sure, ill bring popcorn

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you insidious sir

"ON 24TH MARCH 2017"

Fast Americans! To practice homosexuality !!!!

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The world does not lose anything important ..

why specifically South Korea ? I mean, any country can by this thaad thing, what's the differecne?

товарищ

"I bet this is poison"

Trump's nuclear briefcase just has an old handheld football game in it

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F A K E N E W S

k.

That is what Trump says when this happens