Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Hi

And... I'm back
My walk was pretty fun

No way... Guess who I met the moment I left the appartment building? Thank you!!

Thank you comrade user.

Still here

Yes, I am. Aoba's my little homie, and to get to him, you gotta go through me, myself, and I.
And Sarisa and her mighty axe!
>GRRRRR

Yeah... I was kicked for inactivity, which is fine. I wasn't doing anything there. Why Aoba left is disclosed, since you know, he's my partner in crime. He probably just wanted to chat in PMs.

Who is your waifu from? I don't recognize her.

...

Hi

It's bedtime for me now, night night

Ahoy

Night Night fellow pink~

Night

(Tomo)
>nobody cares that much
Goddamn that cut deep and I wasn't even the victim.

(JoJo)
>Something going on?
Not much, just trying to get myself out of a slump.

(Sarisa)
What colors do you have?
My waifu is from Jitsu wa Watashi wa.
And yours?

Nights, sleep well

Just the way things are.

Winners don't switch twice.

is she from jitsu wa watashi wa

Where were you walking to?
Hi tomo
I just wondered why he left as well I thought he was our homie as well
Alright well tell I'm sad he did I hope he reconsiders

My waifu is Yuno but I didn't want to bother you know who uses her as an avatar
It causes confusion
Ah well guess he's still around
>Jojo poster
See above I guess
Want to talk about it? Sharing often makes it easier on your mind
Nibba

Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi Wa?

My waifu is from Final Fantasy V. She's the pirate girl.

Let's see... I have some purple, green, and yellow. You choose for me!

AND DON'T KEEP ME WAITING, BECAUSE I'M REALLY EXCITED!

>Umph!

AY YO HOL UP

How are things? English name please

Hmm?

Is she from Jitsu wa Watashu wa?

Bummer.
How're you tonight, Tomo?

I literally don't know what you're talking about :^)

Pull the fucking trigger.

Whoops, I'm trash, turns out.
>want to talk about it?
Not much to say, honestly. I'm tied to certain responsibilities and my least favorite feeling is obligation. I want out.
That's it, though.
Never really enjoyed browsing the internet in the school library. Was always paranoid, how do you do it?

is she from jitsu wa watashi wa?
domo arigatozaimasu in advance

Talkin shit are we, cracka?

is she from jitsu wa watashi wa?

WINNERS DONT HERESY

Fuck off Mai I thought you were on rehab.

i am a girl though

I dont even need to bulli anymore. Its great.

Just a walk around the neighborhood. How are ya?

Nope

mai didn't make that up, fag.
mi liu did
dang newfags

Sick and it's horrible. Painkillers help. Welcome back.

Please kill me

Purple was going to be my second choice, so how about that?

>Final Fantasy V
I really enjoy that series tbh.
First one will always hold a special place in my heart since I got the remake on gba as a kid.

I literally don't know what you're talking about again :^)
>hypothetically if I did
>I'd have the full version of that picture on my laptop

Rory save me pls

Comrade shielder!! You're back~

I'm alright
For some reason I didn't sleep last night but I'm not really phased
I just had a break that was pretty relaxing
How are you?
What do you mean you're trash?
I know completely how you feel, which is why I don't like school but I can't do manual labour because I'm a pussy so it is what it is
Hope things go better for you soon
I just myself in the absolute back and make sure no one is able to come even remotely close
Also I've stopped caring, my stardust crusaders sweater confirms this I'm just being honest my man
Any reason? Or just fresh air
I'm alright waiting for next class to start

ji-tsu wa wa-ta-shi wa
is she from it?

I save those who save themselves.

...

Trouble sleeping sucks. I'm sick and feel awful. I just want to be better by tomorrow.

You know the rules then

Nigga check yoself before you rekt yoself

Yes, user. All our waifus are from one show.

Purple, it is! Now my nails shall look all fabulous.

Is she from jitsu wa watashi tho

>sick and horrible
Me too, buddy, me too.
And yeah, hooray for painkillers!

>tfw rejected family business manual labor offer
Because:
>already have shit job
>still have rent to take care of
>still have high-school to finish
I'm dying inside.
I hope things go better for you soon, too.
Also, even in the back of the library I panic inside a bit.

Let's you and me make a suicide pact, where only one of us participates.
>I'm okay w/ either outcome

Papa Rory is a cold master

Why are all Austrians so gay?
Why do Austrians like Vegemite when Marmite is superior

i want to mush her cheeks together
thankk you, it's good to be back, did all the drama die down?
hi qt~
that only applies to op :x

I'm laying in bed and it's cold now. My blankets aren't warming me up. Woe is me.

I think so. I'm cold right now. How are you?

Na nigga rules still apply

Oh what's wrong?
Also what's happening tomorrow?
I didn't even get
Check these though
Jesus that's rough, I'm sorry
Can you come back on their offer later maybe?
As I said that some slut comes sitting next to me
Time to sneak post

Claiming best girl

Morning

Not even close nigga

>all of our waifus are from one show
You missed the joke, they're giving me shit
Don't worry about it.

Oh fuck the plan was to actually paint my nails grey.

My favorite party is ideally one monk, one thief, a white mage, and a red mage. Which I imagine is pretty terrible, but it always works well for me, usually. What about you?

>using blankets
For shame, Tomo.
In reality, I understand how you feel, and hope you get better soon, mate.

>come back on their offer
I'd rather not, honestly.
I've thought about it, though.
>some slut comes sitting next to me
You fuckin' jinxed it!
>sneakpost
I believe in you.

You forget that a lot of these guys don't know who mi liu is and can't appreciate his shitposts

>painting nails
Second gay Jitsu wa watashi wa claimer

I went to bed with "it's an angeru" for an earworm.

Cold. It sucks. My friend is going to boot camp so we will get drunk for him leaving. Then there will be 2. I need to move.What's wrong with blankets? Me too.

What can I do for you dear~

Watch this
Any reason?
I mean, I wouldn't want to work with my family either, I'm gonna save up and leave this shitty country and them asap
She's even chewing gum really loud Jesus fuck
Maybe if I show her my collection of cock vore she'll leave
Took any cold medicine?
Also aren't you underage still?
I hope you get better though, I think you'll need to sleep instead of shit post

im lonely...
im not female!
she's holding you as her hug pillow
hugs and pets :3

Mush Rush

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I've pasted it so many times it has sort of become white noise that I just sometimes leave playing on the background.

Whoops time to go.

Bye everyone.

I did indeed miss that joke. It went over for me like a kite in the forest.

That's not a bad party at all! I go fighter, monk, white mage and black mage. Thieves don't really help, to be honest. Especially since they can't steal! Like seriously, what kind of thieves cannot steal!

BLAH!

Everyone was right about you from the Discord. Saying how nice and cool you are.

I'm out for, now. It was nice chatting with you. See you around, hopefully~

That would be better than anything.

Yeah. Yeah I am. I don't want to stop and I'm coughing too much anyways. Sorry I can't be there. Bye.

Next to the first
>Also me
and the third
>Barry
Remember, I claimed Jitsu first.

It's fascinating having to remind or explain to everyone.

Blankets make it harder to wake up and make me all fucking warm.

>any reason
I don't like them as people, and even though money is money, I have a billion other responsibilities, I'd rather not add even more exhaustion to the situation.
>chewing gum loud
Game over I fucking hate those people.
>maybe if I show her cock vore
RIP your academic career forever

>

Thats wht I thought

Bye bye

...

Maybe I should post more

I don't want to wake up. It's still cold I'm jealous

Good party!
Ninjas can use an asston of weapons though.
It's all in the upgrades.
>Saying how nice and cool I am
I was unaware, yet I appreciate that.
See ya around, mate.

Do it.

If you've got the shivers, take a hot shower if you haven't already.
It'll alleviate any congestion as well, temporarily.

obligatory
>winner

Why "winning"?

You should go eat Barry out or something

Maybe try drinking some tea with honey.
Really soothing for your throat
I guess we share the same boat, luckily they respect your decision to not work with them
They do right?
I think I'll ask her to swallow her gum like the gallons of cum she swallowed this weekend
You're telling me normies don't like cock vore?
>

I took a shower it didn't help that much. I hate breathing.

Louise told me to do that but I don't have tea.

I don't understand these threads but theyve become popular. Do you choose a certain girl from anime and collect all the content you can find of her and that makes her your waifu?

How do you feel about other anime girls? Is it considered cheating if you collect pictures of other cute 2D?

How long do your relationships last before you get bored? And do you think you're just caught up in a trend? I mean, what happens when you fill your room with anime shits and hug pillows etc then feel empty inside because its all mundane?

How do you feel about showing your favourite animes to your nieces and other little girls? It would feel pretty good to have a real loli sitting on your lap being cute, wouldnt it? Little girls smell so nice I think its because they dont have puberty hormones yet. And the size and weight is just perfect for sitting on your lap and picking her up to cuddle and play with.

>

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

Maybe soup?
Something warm that isn't coffee usually helps
I would shit post the shit out of you if I was on PC
Sadly I'm on mobile so you win

Best Jitsu wa Watashi wa claimed

You're supposed to use your waifu as a sort of identity so you can tell who is who. Form there you just talk. But the problem is all these anime kiddie otakus get on here, pretend to be their waifu and rp with all the other guys.

Hey there Mi Liu

Well... Uh... Shit, umm.... You littearly changed me as a person

>if I was on PC
I admire your dedicated to Yuno!
Now catch up with rewatches of mirai nikki to me

Who is best GATE and why is it Tuka?

ITs 2am and I'm all clammy. I'm not getting out of bed.

Did you not realise before I'm serious about her being my wife
I'm finally downloading the 1080p version

Because it's what I do best.

That's ghey.

Yeah, of course.
I was the one who had the idea to work for them in the first place, but backed out b/c I used my head for once.
Good lord, go easy on the gum-chewing girl. You'll scare her forever.

>I hate breathing
I have asthma, and I hate not breathing.
Let's trade.

Don't worry, you can't hurt me if I'm already completely hollow inside :^)

>You win
I WAS SUMMONED

That's not how you spell Rory

>Doesn't already have the 1080p
Tsk tsk tsk can't contradict yourself like that

Oh, so you LARP online as an anime girl. That tends to warp your real life you know because as soon as you turn off computer and look in the mirror you realize you've just neglected your reality and become a sperg while thinking you were beautiful and healthy cute girl.

This is what happened to that freak "chrischan". It happens to alot of people its sad to see how unhealthy and degenrate they become. Basically using their anime girl as a escapist delusion while their body corrodes.

I can't afford a medical bill. I don't have insurance.

Then sleep
Good job being reasonable
I'll just leave her alone, get a painkiller and head to class
Have a good day my dude, it's been a pleasure
>I WAS SUMMONED
Top kek
Not my fault I have the shittest of shit net and PC

I'm coughing too much. Life is pain.

Had to razz you a little~
The Dio is rubbing off on me

cool meme, kid