How to start playing the soccers as an unathletic adult desu ?

How to start playing the soccers as an unathletic adult desu ?

do you have friends?

im against women and minorities

Im on Sup Forums so no

Join a pickup league, might be hard to find an indoor one for winter but summer there's always some running

But I don't know what I am doing and I will be awkward and autistic

buy cones and look up some basic drills
dribble the ball around in laps to get a feel for it
shoot and pass the ball against a wall
juggle
find people to play pickup with
Dont feel discouraged or embarassed around others you are new to it after all.
I'm happy you are trying something new.

Daily reminder

>the CANADIAN AUTIST named steven whos gamertag is stEveNf who also lost an online match 3-0 to the American spends $680 within one week of every fifa to buy the exact same team he used last year

What an AUTIST! Pic related


Name: steven f
Location: ontario
Nickname: CANADIAN AUTIST
College enrolled in: community college
Money spent on fifa: $720 +
gamertag: stevenf
sexual life: bisexual virgin
Weight: 250lbs
Height: 5 ft 8 inches
Friends: 1 (the angry CANADIAN AUTIST)

Couch to 5k faggot

I spend more on headphones/shoes/phones than that

Thats equally as gay. What are you 16?

>he has more than 6 pairs of shoes.
>he doesnt own a boat

Loser.

im not interested in boats and ive had these shoes for more than 5 years without tear

get with the times granpapa

You are literally 16.

you dont.

get rid of the ball quick and get gud on defense. deal with everyone kekking at your first touches.

This

Look for a team of a Sunday league and politely ask to join them:

>sup bro (...) Hey I've been trying to get in shape and was wondering if I could join you guys if you're OK with that.

get a meme footylad haircut, lots of gel, then get some neck tattoos

you will be WAY better at soccer, trust me

Half the epl is doing ok desu

you sit in goal m8

>he has more than 6 pairs of shoes.
Snow boots, hiking boots, running trainers, formal shoes for special occasions, formal shoes for work, one pair brown, one black, two pairs of casual shoes. It's pretty easy to reach 6+ desu.

Its not at all autistic to follow an autistic person around an autism website posting about how autistic he is

Wait, just realised I forgot sandals in the summer. That's almost 10.