>Go into your room
>See this on your bed
What do you do next?
>Go into your room
>See this on your bed
What do you do next?
lick da booty
double dubs check
bury it deep and never pull out, she's mine now.
ask her who did that to her, since she could not lock both of her hands alone
no licky da booty
Dont deal with niggers so probably just whore her out and make some money
I'd show her why blacks were slaves.
>push off bed
>fap on internet
>Cover it up and hope problem solves itself
>back to fapping to my superior 2d weaboo prawn
Call the zoo
Send her back to the cotton fields
lick her anus hard
call animal control and have the monkey removed from my house
Call pest control. Nigger infestation can do a lot of damage if left unchecked, better to clear them out quickly.
If u c this who do u fuck
1:Call her a faggot.
2:sage
3:???
4:Profit
>lie down next to it and try falling asleep
>try to ignore the smell
Give her black ass a stern whipping then I'd tell that nigger to get back in the cotton field
untie her and offer to drive her home
Make a trips decide thread on Sup Forums
Roll
stick my head in arse
get the fuck out of my house ASAP and figure out who is trying to set a trap like this for me
Kick that blue-gummed darkie's ass back into the cotton field. I don't have any house niggers.
I'd colonize
Then you hand her a bowl full of eggs I bet
me also
help her take these off
Dress her
talk with her and ask her who did that
hand her a bowl of eggs
then she kills me and steal my wallet because she's a nigger
Turn 720 degrees and walk away
Think damn i got on the wrong ship.
Make my dick the same color as her skin
In the butt
don't get dizzy
fucking idiot you would only face your right
you should turn 1440 degrees then u could go away
Call the exterminator and demand a refund.
Set fire to the room add kindling make the temperature 2000°c
ask mom where are the tendies
Not sure what you mean. It just means she'd be just where I left her.
Untie it and put it to work picking cotton.
kick that fuckin porch monkey the hell out, if she refuses sacrifice her to the Lord of the underworld, Moloch
fucking kek
WTF is the dishwasher doing on the bed?!?!?
Great, she is all tied up. Fucking monkeys escaping the zoo
>return monkey to the zoo
>claim money reward
>come back home and fap to Sup Forums memes
this.
>throw in garbage
>thoroughly wash hands
kek
Make a "hot coffee"-pun.
Fuck the AIDS out of her. Then call animal control services.
Lol shoot the nigger of course...
Put this monkey back to the zoo and fill a complaint. Change the sheets.
Oy right answer.
Vomit, kill her for breaking into my house and indecent exposure.
Then move after burning the house down.
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Keep her as my slave, make her eat my creampies out of other subs
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Spray febreeze
Ask my wife why the fuck there is a naked nigger on the bed. And silently be grateful that it isnt a guy.
burn my house down
escort her safely home
Call police.
There's a nigger in my house.
Call animal control pronto
This isn't the fucking X-Games 720 sjoupd be gud
>Go to friend's house
>Door open, you walk in
>See this
>What do?
Obviously this is a well cared for nigger. Belongs to someone. Check for brand or tag, call neighbors. Return lost nigger.
>Go to party
>you gotta pee
>walk in bathroom
>see this
>What DO?
Intense tickling for the next 12 hours, consecutively.
>walking home
>see this
>what do?
tell my mom to get back in the house
Let my poodle have a go at it. I've always wanted dalmatian puppies.
i am enjoy to the fullest extent
holy shit that 5 o'clock ass shadow would shred your groin
Whip my dick out and get a bj too