Go into your room

>Go into your room

>See this on your bed

What do you do next?

lick da booty

double dubs check

bury it deep and never pull out, she's mine now.

ask her who did that to her, since she could not lock both of her hands alone

no licky da booty

Dont deal with niggers so probably just whore her out and make some money

I'd show her why blacks were slaves.

>push off bed
>fap on internet
>Cover it up and hope problem solves itself
>back to fapping to my superior 2d weaboo prawn

Call the zoo

Send her back to the cotton fields

lick her anus hard

call animal control and have the monkey removed from my house

Call pest control. Nigger infestation can do a lot of damage if left unchecked, better to clear them out quickly.

If u c this who do u fuck

1:Call her a faggot.
2:sage
3:???
4:Profit

>lie down next to it and try falling asleep
>try to ignore the smell

Give her black ass a stern whipping then I'd tell that nigger to get back in the cotton field

untie her and offer to drive her home

Make a trips decide thread on Sup Forums

Roll

stick my head in arse

get the fuck out of my house ASAP and figure out who is trying to set a trap like this for me

Kick that blue-gummed darkie's ass back into the cotton field. I don't have any house niggers.

I'd colonize

Then you hand her a bowl full of eggs I bet

me also

help her take these off

Dress her

talk with her and ask her who did that

hand her a bowl of eggs

then she kills me and steal my wallet because she's a nigger

Turn 720 degrees and walk away

Think damn i got on the wrong ship.

Make my dick the same color as her skin

In the butt

don't get dizzy

fucking idiot you would only face your right

you should turn 1440 degrees then u could go away

Call the exterminator and demand a refund.

Set fire to the room add kindling make the temperature 2000°c

ask mom where are the tendies

Not sure what you mean. It just means she'd be just where I left her.

Untie it and put it to work picking cotton.

kick that fuckin porch monkey the hell out, if she refuses sacrifice her to the Lord of the underworld, Moloch

fucking kek

WTF is the dishwasher doing on the bed?!?!?

Great, she is all tied up. Fucking monkeys escaping the zoo
>return monkey to the zoo
>claim money reward
>come back home and fap to Sup Forums memes

this.

>throw in garbage
>thoroughly wash hands

kek

Make a "hot coffee"-pun.

Fuck the AIDS out of her. Then call animal control services.

Lol shoot the nigger of course...

Put this monkey back to the zoo and fill a complaint. Change the sheets.

Oy right answer.

Vomit, kill her for breaking into my house and indecent exposure.

Then move after burning the house down.

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Keep her as my slave, make her eat my creampies out of other subs

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Spray febreeze

Ask my wife why the fuck there is a naked nigger on the bed. And silently be grateful that it isnt a guy.

burn my house down

escort her safely home

Call police.
There's a nigger in my house.

Call animal control pronto

This isn't the fucking X-Games 720 sjoupd be gud

>Go to friend's house
>Door open, you walk in
>See this
>What do?

Obviously this is a well cared for nigger. Belongs to someone. Check for brand or tag, call neighbors. Return lost nigger.

>Go to party
>you gotta pee
>walk in bathroom
>see this
>What DO?

Intense tickling for the next 12 hours, consecutively.

>walking home
>see this
>what do?

tell my mom to get back in the house

Let my poodle have a go at it. I've always wanted dalmatian puppies.

i am enjoy to the fullest extent

holy shit that 5 o'clock ass shadow would shred your groin

Whip my dick out and get a bj too