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need a new pair of bewts

gf

GOOD thread
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childhood is mocking the north

adulthood is investing in it

the goal

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england BTFO

embarrassed to say ive only shagged 2 girls

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Those aren't even expensive m8.

so THIS is the power of the midlands engine

>10°C outside
>sweating my bollocks off
withdrawal was a mistake

not for neets tho

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Never been into 2hu but it has some ch00ns desu. also feito

If you've made it to 20+ a virgin it's not likely you're suddenly going to change, as clearly you lack motivation and talent. So why suffer further?

Like I said, I didn't lose my virginity to an escort, but now that I use them it wouldn't have bothered me

belfast is shit

a six county country on your own island and a constant source of butt hurt?

>Our ex lass
wat

also name?

might know her.

>hahah look at me Xddd I'm such a robot virgin lol!

fuck off

waaaheeeyyy up the ra

>belfast is shit

SINNE FIANNA FÁIL

Invest in the North lads

who is this kid quoting exactly???

reminder that nobody in mainland britain cares about NI

we see you as an uppity burden that causes far more trouble than you're worth

Got the flu lads.

>coming down off a three day bender of mdma, coke and general debauchery

kill me

reposting
going to scotland next week to visit a mate. other than trying irn bru, what else should i do?
gonna visit nils olav in the zoo as well

there are places in portugal/spain that quite literally look 3rd world

not sure how that happened

REALLY struggling to deal with my inceldom

>from the biggest empire in history to the second most powerful in the British Isles
Stay mad Brit bois
politics.co.uk/comment-analysis/2017/03/17/it-s-now-clear-northern-ireland-is-leaving-the-union

this is a normie general, 5 birds shagged minimum for entry

both statements mean the same thing

The North is always better in every country. There are literally no exceptions to this rule.

Belfast

Name?

90% of the time it doesnt bother me. im a huge geek so i dont care or try to care, but the other 10% kills me.. i went to a party the other day and almost bailed out because of how awkward i felt, so i have no chance in a 1-to-1 environment.

get some haggis inya lad

Or should I say the "Irish Isles"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Literally wouldn't remember that NI existed if it wasn't for autists trying to force relevance on /brit/

literal perfection

first time I saw a fox was when I visited edinburgh

Deanos like you are cancer for /brit/

Olga Katysheva

Promote Belfast

so is minmodulation a trap or not

>deano
i own my car outright sweetie

why would someone put a tower that would be suitable in manhattan in the middle of a tiny town in scotland

architects=fagets

whoa... so this is the real manchester...

>anime avatar
glad there isn't an argument here otherwise its value would have plummeted

yeah, probably gonna try that square sausage thing theyve got as well, and fish and chips

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I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married my mom, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and big titties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praised baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO RUN BUT YOU FELL FAST

Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.

Hide the verse in the past, but now I've got flows.
I used to curse in the tracks but I forgot those.
And that's is my version of events that is told
and so it begins I commence with the golden flows,
Late nights I'm up rollin' cones

alright i'm bored

what? I asked who said these things that this nonce quoted?

why are americans posters so awful at banter?

lads I have to send a letter to (London)(d)(D)erry

Not sure if the receiver is a prod or left footer
what should I put on the letter?

someone rub my tummy

was doing the whole "I've only shagged 3 girls in my life im pathetic routine" with my mate during group work at uni and some sad cunt in the group thought we were being serious and started talking about how hard it is to be a virgin, we were absolutely howling at him when we went for lunch

always get tempted to buy the latest 'just released' console even though I don't play vidya and know I will have lost interest by literally the day after

god damn merchants and their flashy advertising

VERY pleased with all this Belfastposting

>white bois

neeps n tatties твн

fuck off yank cunt

fed up of you plastic paddies getting involved in our politics, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about

ladies and gentleman, we will shortly be landing at Manchester International Airport

someone rub my titties

never forget

South Africa

Looks Arab

they're not quotes you fuckup
they're statements

Evangelicalism

why are black people so violent?

met a FAT aussie last night
dunno why he was in a random pub on the outskirts of brum but each to their own

the side of belfast they don't want you to see...

me

thats in France, its a moroccan/algerian or something

Looks put on desu.

pls visit ; __ ;

why are white people such pussies?

aussies run britain

wait is there more to belfast than just this side? i thought belfast was a complete shithole

>Transvaal is in the north

Nope try again

Can you see Salford shopping city from there mate? pride of my city desu. xx

who /eastbelfast/ here?

the only thing i'd visit NI for would be the northwest 200. but desu, the isle of man is the real deal for road racing, and i feel like having been severals times, it probably wont be as cool. that being said, there would be a lot more dunlop fans i wold have common ground with.

you arrive in the late 90s

why are there so many ulstermen on /brit/

BT4
T
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why do niggers love to dance so much?

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DIE BRITS DIE

what can nicola sturgeon/gerry adams conceivably do if the uk government just declines every referendum attempt from now until the end of time?

asking for a friend

????? yes. i know...but by who?????

>you fuckup
no need to get triggered and provoked just because im poking your little bubble :^)

Aussies run BC too.

That's why there's so many chinks here; they brought them along.

Please spare us downunderoverlords.

wew scotland has some great lookers

great gimmick

how can you be a fan of a tyre manufacturer?

>white race

no such thing

he was a fat bogan twat
said he lives 100km from brisbane in queensland (i.e in the bumfuck of nowhere)