Sup Sup Forums, I'm like 90% sure I'm gonna get laid tomorrow and I have literally no idea what to do...

Sup Sup Forums, I'm like 90% sure I'm gonna get laid tomorrow and I have literally no idea what to do. She's fairly experienced and all I've done is kiss a girl like once, help?

jack off beforehand

Be honest, go slow, and value being comfortable over getting through with it

Nice trips
Also this, you'll last longer

Don't jack off first. Don't pretend like you know what you're doing.

Whatever happens, make sure she feels hot/beautiful.

i.e., she won't be bothered if you come too fast/are scared/can't get it up right away, as long as you let her know that you are intimidated because she's just so incredibly attractive.

wait like fr? i saw a tv show where this happened and the dude got told to do this but then he couldn't get it up afterwards.
I'm just so nervous, I've never tried a condom and I have no idea what it'll be like

Thanks man that sounds solid, I'm just a bit worried she'll think I have a small dick at first as it's definitely not much when flaccid

Then talk to her. Seriously. Before anything sexy happens just have a conversation with her.

if she is hot you can get hard before she sees it. tbh as long as she comes she wont care what the sex is like. personally i get them close as fuck before i even put it in.

best of luck from a guy who only managed to do that shit like a month ago. feelsgoodman

Don't listen to what you hear online/what you see in porn in regards to you dick. Avg size is 5.5 inches, meaning you're probably just like everyone else she's ever seen.

>wait like fr? i saw a tv show where this happened and the dude got told to do this but then he couldn't get it up afterwards.
Inbetweeners if I remember correctly.

dont buy thick condoms, you wont nut if you are new to this

Cut off ur cock

Well as long as you aren't impotent you'll be good. Never trust first cumshot.

Be comfortable with your cock size, friendo. I've shown girls my slightly above average 6 inch dick, and they always react like: "OMG IT'S SO HUGEEEEEE YOU'D SPLIT ME IN HALF!".

Confidence is key, as long as your dick looks even slightly above average, or hell, even average, you're good.

Will do man, she's a p chill person and I guess she'd understand
rock on my man, I honestly didn't even think this would happen till like way into the future but here I am. gl to all your future fucks!
haha yep, fingers crossed it won't be as shit as Wills first time

Drink a lot of water. Makes for fatter, longer lasting errections. Just don't over-do it or you'll be pissing every 15 minutes. A multi-vitamin with breakfast after a good night's sleep helps too.

Benis in butt

Dont do this...if you jack off a lot (like i would imagine a virgin would do...i jo'd 2× a day till i was 19 and got laid) you wont be able to get hard the second time.

What you should really do, is if you feel like you're about to cum, stop before you get too close and cant control, and switch positions. The few seconds your dick is out of her should be enough to give you a few more minutes (yes minutes, dont expect to be longer than 30 minutes you first time)

pinch her nipples as hard as you can.

ask her to finger your asshole

>haha yep, fingers crossed it won't be as shit as Wills first time
We're rooting for you user.

Just wondering, how long should I aim to last before I sperg out and go columbine inside of her? How accurate a reflection is time it takes to wank compared to time it takes to cum while fucking?

Try not to get blue balled. Easier said then done if you've been death gripping for years. Oh wait you're not /fit/ never mind. You've got nothing to worry about.

I think a lot of girls prefer "growers not showers", because its hot to see it getting bigger and bigger. Slowly expanding to fill their entire mouth/pussy. Oh my

Smack her clit as hard as you can. Like in the pornos.

Finger her asshole for fourplay. Don't bother lubing up your finger. Girls don't like lube in their asshole. Point your finger like your accusing her asshole of stealing. Then just slide it right in ip to your knuckles. Don't stop if she says so.

Speaking of saying stop; don't ever stop. Remember; no means yes. She wants it, no matter what she says.

Good luck user!