ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>fuck
The cat damaged you, no flawless victory
rekt
U piece of shit, kick the owner not the cat
Alpha? No.
Pussy? Yes.
Literally a story about you killing the pussy because you're a pussy.
Won't be getting neighbors pussy.
Pussy.
>a man tending to assume a dominant or domineering role in social or professional situations.
Killing a cat is no where near alpha
didnt even properly kill it
only half killed it the vet did the rest
I don't see how you giving a cat a handjob is alpha at all
If a cat scratching you makes you so bitched out that you have to strike it, then you are a fucking pussy
The car would be the alpha. Taking on a creature 10 times it's size regardless of it won or loss
Thread not going as you expected eh, op? Thats because you are not alpha you are a fucking omega fag.
Cat**
>it's size
its size
no apostrophe for possessives, just sayin
A beta wouldn't even kill a cat because it's below them. That makes op a bigger fag than usual, and an absolute pussy.
I bet op won't even reply with a selfie. Fucking faggot.
The cat is alpha in situation. Couldn't even kill it. Faggot.
>when i was 17 i had sex with a 28 year old married woman
OP trying again ?
>calling yourself Alpha
For sure kys. Only losers would use those silly terms
fatal wounding is still murder, I rate OP as 110% silverback alpha male prime breeding stock
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Yeah and I bet OP won't even post a pic of his delicious cock for us to judge either because he's such a pussy beta right guys?
>be me
>15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus songs
>go in there, tell her to shut the fuck up
>she turns volume up and keeps on dancing
>I punch her really hard in the tit
>she starts crying immediately
>I unplug her speakers
>eject CD and throw it across room
>tell her I hope she gets tit cancer
>back to my room
>play My Chemical Romance really loud
>alpha as fuck
>sayin
Saying***
Illiterate fuck. The cat is alpha. Don't change the subject.
IT'Z KNOT WERTH ET
>run inside
>alpha
fucking sissy
if you were alpha you'd have gone over, given the cat back, and fucked your neighbor,
Complete badass
nice i did very similar. i was 16 lost virginity to my buddies older sister who was married and 26. then 2 years later i fucked his 13 year old sister
Still more alpha than OPs story
Samefag op
this is actually pretty alpha as you got to touch a titty
fucking owned
>got laid once
>alpha
>as
>fuck
>playing WoW
>really need to pee
>run to bathroom
>start peeing
>cropspray errywhere
>run back to computer
>mom goes in bathroom
>shouts at me for peeing on floor, tells me to wipe it up
>I say no I'm busy
>bitch
>she mops up my pee
>I'm a level 72 druid
>I got epic items
>alpha as fuck
Anyone who calls themselves alpha is just a fag who can't get laid and thinks being a dick makes them a real man.
(You) detected
> MCR and Alpha being used in the same sentence
ooo i am a laffin
>if your not taller than 5-8 your not alpha
>owned
>play My Chemical Romance really loud
yeppp totally alpha
>Be me
>eating at arbys
>finish eating arbys
>doesn't even vomit
you will never be this cool fags
I fucked by best friends girlfriend. Does that make me alpha or an asshole who is a bad friend
true alpha itt
kek
I fucked my wife's boyfriend.
Are you that stupid or are you just pretending to be?
Galpha
>get wife preggo
>raise kids
Shoulda fucked the cat. That woulda been alpha as fuck
FUCKING pedo.
18->13
>Anyone on Sup Forums is an alpha
>Kids belive they are alphas
>Makes alpha thread to hide his weakness
>Alpha
Stop it kids, being an edgy faggot doesnt make you an alpha, it makes you the worst of betas, weeaboos and furries are your equals
You killed a 4 pound cat because it scratched you. That's like the least alpha thing I've heard.
> be me living in Greece centuries ago
> coming up with a written form of communication
> declare myself first letter of the alphabet
> alpha as fuck
Loled
I think this might be a pasta. But I'm not quite sure.
>Met some girl with a great body in a bar
>Went to a new bar at her insistence
>She goes to the bathroom and tells me I can come too
>Go in bathroom, stick hands down her pants, notice her pussy is absolutely sopping wet
>Go back to her place and fuck her
>Mid-coitus she says "your cock is so much bigger than my boyfriend's"
>Tell her I'm going to nut and she asks me to not cum in her
>Grabs some piece of paper she has taped up to the wall over her bed and tells me to use it as a tissue
>Cum on it
>Look at it and see that it was a love letter from her boyfriend
>Realize this is the most I've ever pwned someone in my life.
>Alpha as fuck.
In college I was alpha but since I've turned into mush. I need to kick my ass back into gear. Back in college if I liked a girl I had the confidence to walk up to her and slap her on the ass. I'd do it to her friends as well without feeling anything. Strangely girls liked this and wanted to fuck me. Now that I'm a nicer guy who dates and stupid shit like that I'm getting no pussy. Guess I better start hitting the gym again.
Not only that, then he ran away like a child
> Met girl
> Didn't like me
> Randomly told her to fuck off she couldn't handle me
> get beat up by her BF
How could it get more alpha than telling a girl to fuck off to avoid the embaressment of getting turned down AND get beat up for it afterwards?
>be waiting to use ATM
>some fucking cripple in a wheelchair in line ahead of me
>presses the wrong fucking buttons
>gets his card back, goes to put it back in the machine
>I tell him to get to the back of the line because it's my turn at the ATM now
>alpha as fuck
yeah i know. somthing im both proud of and ashamed. his older sister took my virginity so i took his younger sisters. would have fucked his middle sister that was one year younger then us 2 had she not fucked some really nasty black boi.
>make copypasta thread on Sup Forums
>57 replies already
>alpha as fuck
Fag
>beat dog to death with shovel
alpha as fuck
u should have never stopped. ur not just building ur body ur building ur power man.
>be Israeli government
>get USA to fight Saddam Hussein for us
>thousands of dead goyim
>no fucks guven
>hebrew as fuck
I have a foot fetish. My finacee was drunk one night and brought up a toe licking episode on a mutal friend from some years before. She was trying to make me look bad in front of our friends. The cunt pushed it to far. In front of our friends I announced to everyone that my dearest routinely had her tongue in my asshole. I pointed out her rim jobs were a highlight of our sex-life. She was devastated. She said some horrible things and ran upstairs. Later in the evening several of our classmates announced she had licked their assholes as well. I thought I had won but now I miss the rim jobs.
literally no one cares
>Mid-coitus
jesus fuck
cat is alpha
>be getting stroked by neighbor's dipshit kid
>fucking bitch animal kicks me
>watch him run inside
>see owner later
>Am so fucked up she thinks a car hit me, but I'm still holding onto life
>They have to inject me with poison in order to finish the job the idiot neighbor kid couldn't finish.
>alpha
>as
>fuck
ok manlet
the latter, unfortunately
gl fixing that situation
Kek
just sayan....
now i'm super sayan.
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>fuck
>One time I walked to my ex girl's house, ate her pussy, then she fell asleep before we could fuck, I tucked her in and kissed her forehead and walked back.
so your 18 year old ass raped a 13 year old.
alpha????
Want to be alpha go to prison and rape the biggest nigger and make him your bitvh. then you can be the Alpha
>Made out with a girl
>Hottest girl in the party
>FEELS
>GOOD
>M8
>Alpha af