This is the best movie, give me one reason why it isn't. Protip: you can't

This is the best movie, give me one reason why it isn't. Protip: you can't

Any person who names this movie mediocre should be euthanised.

Its almost as good as chef.

>almost as good as

This is a god-tier film fag

I think chef is that little bit better. Sorry kevin james, no grammy today.

...

How dare you.

...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

This movie is better.

Please absorb Gloomy Sundays message

moar please.

sauce

Original Content. I made it a year or so ago.

does it include such stars as: Jevin Kames, and Jon Favreau

Right. Also, other such notable actors as Gary Wells-Baker, who you might know from "Doom of a white man's sock, Part 3", and other such classics.

Faggot. Tyler Perry should've played paul blart

Where can I buy this?

I would rather watch this than tyler perry

kickstarter.com would be my guess...

With a heart that won't quit, a stomach that won't stop gurgling ad a self-sword oath to protect his turf, Paul Blart: Mall Cop is everyone's favourite big guy.

Here are the two biggest geniuses of our time.

i love this film xDDDDD

Don't we all.

This is the best movie!

This is the best tv show of all time.

This is the best band of all time.