Should I, Sup Forums? Sounds crazy, but tempting

Should I, Sup Forums? Sounds crazy, but tempting.

Nothing sounds tempting

"Justin Bieber Selena Gomez"? Nope.

maybe if she's at minimum 9/10
but even if she is, op is still a faggot

she should be crazy hot for that to be tempting

Pics?

"Hi I'm Becky...single, unemployed..."

-> Looking for a free ride

"Loving, caring, cute and adorable."

-> I'm full of myself and deserve to be treated like the princess that I am

"I adore cuddles, hugs, snuggles..."

-> I am needy and clingy...

"...love warm nights snuggled up in bed watching telly"

-> I am also lazy

"I have a medical condition..."

-> Everything you say to try to 'improve' me is instantly invalidated because "I have a medical condition"

"...looking for a understanding boyfriend..."

-> I am looking for a sugar daddy who won't object too much to becoming my slave

"I also lack basic language skills; like using proper grammar and punctuation.

Yeah, sounds like a steal OP.

Not too bad

This

Tru dat

>don't stick your dick in crazy

Yeah, but it sounds fun for me as a virginfag

You know; I understand the allure - but take it from someone who has been there: it's both cheaper and safer to rent a hooker.

Not too shabby, though she is using 'the angles'

She's a 21 year old who likes Justin Bieber. Red Flag.

Eh, not that desperate, user...
I'm waiting for one girl to reply to my yesterday's invitation to a night out lol

Yup. Dem selfie angles.

Additionally she only listed Justine Bieber and Selena Gomez - she mentioned no books, TV-shows or movies. She's about as cultured as a labrat (and I say "labrat" in the literal sense).

Nailed it

oh, I was comparing to the "stick dick in crazy" comment...hookers are preferable to that.

She looks really familiar is she from england?

that is a man wearing lipstick

Dubs of truth

No chance she is that young.

See, OP? Don't worry, you can thank us later.

Loving how Jimmy Corkhill is now a thing

>>Unemployed
Fuck no. Skank is looking for a nights out and good times so she can find someone. Hard to do that when you're skint.

>21

there are no women on the interwebs. And girls don't poop

Can I thank you now?

Respond to her fake profile with a photo of your fake dick.

I'mma message her just for shits and giggles.

Do not, under any circumstances, provide any information that will make her able to contact you in the future without your say-so! Do not give her your number, e-mail address, place of work, lincense plate number or anything like that! She will fuck your shit up if she is allowed to!

im positive her real names stacey i literally grew up with her

You're right. Although I don't have my face anywhere, it's just a tom & jerry avatar lol

Where did you grow up?

I'm surprised so many people recognize him

> have epilepsy
Meet up
induce epileptic fit
??????
PROFIT

Man, so many chicks with flags more red than the commies flag

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to, too, two
different words, if you can't use them correctly you shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

They do though don't they though [indecipherable scousing]

fukken saved. Is this now a Jimmy thread?

OP, Do this: