What's on his mind, Sup Forums?

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>in new york i milly rock, hide it in my sock...

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whoops

Klezmer

The other thread 404ed apparently...

Oh god, you should have seen Christgau's tweets on election night. They were hilarious.

>Oh god, you should have seen Christgau's tweets on election night.
no, i really shouldn't

this one was funnier

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best one so far

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there will inevitably be a trillion documentaries on why trump won the election, but i want to see the documentary on why hillary lost

That's the same documentary dumbo

I am a Republican.

I am a Republican because I believe Bronze Age storybooks are a good guide to public policy in the 21st century
I am a Republican because I believe it was ok to illegally invade a sovereign nation for oil and murder 600,000 civilians
I am a Republican because I believe it's a crime to abort a couple of cells that haven't attained consciousness
I am a Republican because I believe it was ok to insult the office of the president every day from January 20, 2009 to January 19, 2017 with childish insults, name-calling, and lies
I am a Republican because I believe women's only purpose in life is being a mindless baby factory
I am a Republican because I believe the right to own a deadly weapon is more important than the right to have access to free health care
I am a Republican because I want to deny two consenting adults in love the right to marry and raise a child because both of them happen to have a penis
I am a Republican because I believe in giving US tax dollars to the apartheid state of Israel
I am a Republican because I believe it's ok for the INS to bust down doors and rip Mexican children out of their mother's arms
I am a Republican because I believe it's ok for police to beat up and jail an African-American teenager for possessing 2 ounces of marijuana
I am a Republican because I think a tax-dodging racist demagogue with fake hair is qualified to be president

whatever mom

That pretty much sums it all up.

Im not a republican but i voted for trump hehehe any jackass who describes them self as democrat or republican is a fucking fool, why define yourself and your political opinions with such simplistic monolithic terms?

>not realizing the democrats and the republicans are just two sides of the same party

Yeah no shit, they are basically both center on the spectrum, one a little left the other a little right. I just agreed with Blumpf on immigration and his economic skepticism towards china which no one else talks about. Couldn't care less about any of the shit most ppl get mad at him about (dude he's GOLFING!!! dude RUSSIA)

Oh, he's golfing, alright. Meanwhile, the same people who were giving Obama shit for taking vacations, are now saying Trump's a great president. O love how the motherfucker has even come out and said that being president was way harder than he'd expected.
Top fucking kek.

Yeah I don't give a shit about that baby brain partisan squabbling. Just please keep the muds out Drumpf

>I believe women's only purpose in life is being a mindless baby factory
besides music and porn, this isnt wrong 2bh

>I believe it's ok for police to beat up and jail an African-American teenager for possessing 2 ounces of marijuana
Name 1 (one) thing wrong with this

Thought so

I am a Democrat.

I am a Democrat because I believe a book about overthrowing the bourgeois written by some German Jew NEET in the 19th century is a good guide to public policy in the 21st century
I am a Democrat because I think we should have started World War III with Russia over Ukraine
I am a Democrat because I think it's ok to use abortion as a form of black genocide (black women account for the vast majority of abortion users in America)
I am a Democrat because I believe it was ok to insult the office of the president every day from January 20, 2001 to January 19, 2009 with childish insults, name-calling, and lies
I am a Democrat because women's purpose in life is being some gross dyke lesbian with problem glasses
I am a Democrat because I believe nobody should be allowed to own a firearm except Hillary Clinton and Madonna's bodyguards (some stalker who broke into Madonna's home was shot a few years ago).
I am a Democrat because I believe AIDS-infected butt flexers are capable of raising a child
I am a Democrat because I believe in giving US tax dollars to the terrorist state of Iran
I am a Democrat because I believe it's ok for Mexican drug cartels and MS-13 to come into America any time they please
I am a Democrat because I believe it's wacist for cops to arrest Deshaun for robbing the corner gas station at gunpoint
I am a Democrat because I believe that a Chicago community organizer raised on hatred of America and white people was qualified to be president

Jesus above, you really are a dumb fuck liberal

>I am a Democrat because I think it's ok to use abortion as a form of black genocide (black women account for the vast majority of abortion users in America)
wtf i love abortions now

why does Sup Forums keep trying to leave their containment board? they keep trying to post to Sup Forums too. back you go Sup Forums

reported lul xd