Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>no claiming waifus that have already been claimed
>post pics of your waifu
>insults must be original
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>3DPD
>dogs are not waifus
>remember to take naps
>most important: Get comfy and have fun!

Claiming best girl

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youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
youtube.com/watch?v=I4IrlD0CqyE
youtube.com/watch?v=nTDogzwD5rY
youtube.com/watch?v=JyRPH0cfMeg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I figured.

Best girl claimed

Sneakin in here

It's fine, I didn't consider you a weirdo for even a second. I had some anxiety issues of my own a few years ago. I was scared shitless to hang out with people and whenever I saw others having people fun I would get even more insecyre because I started thinking somerhing was wrong with me. Anyways, things got slowly got better after a while. I still have some minor anxieties, but it's nowhere near as bad as it used to be.

If you ever want someone to talk to about it I'll be all ears.. even though it will be kind of awkward since you are older than me.

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>claiming Taiga

(Louise)
Morning Louise
My mediocre day of lost opportunities is nearing it's end,
mentally preparing myself to go to bed.
Slept well?

*is slapped*
;_;
I'm sorry, I promise to bring more money in next time. It's just that the huge quota I have to fill makes me feel nervous.
Just, whatever you do, don't use the belt, I definitely, 100% don't want that to happen. At all.

Jasmijn

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Still here.

Because of my friendly and caring personality?

You like the belt, don't you.

Fairly well, thank you!
Well, it's okay to take a day for yourself as well.

Morning Louise.
>It's a beautiful day, full of opportunity!
Seems like you slept well, eh?

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>Claim

Eu claimed

youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k

>keeo erp and rp to a minimum
why
>dogs are not waifus
why
>remember to take naps
who the heck needs sleep anyway
>have fun
I hate fun

Yeah, and I'm looking forward to almost everything I have planned for the day, just gotta get this Philisophy homework out of the way.
Hello Hama

Not that you aren't friendly and caring i was thinking because of you're waifu to be totally honest.
Sup Eu, been a long time. How have you been? ( Please tell me its you, I hate talking to someone that I think is someone else than he really is).

I wonder how much % of those views come from you sharing this.

I will now be charging 10 quid per blowjob and 15 for any butt stuff.

Not!
But if you wanted to, I wouldn't say no.

youtube.com/watch?v=I4IrlD0CqyE

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler ctr and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

Yep this is the Eu, didn't know you were still around! I'm doing good, how about you?

I came back like 2 days ago, having a boring day, because every discord teamspeak I am in is just empty.

Something important going on today, or just something more fun?

Probably 1 view at most whenever I link it..

Thanks man. Trust me I'm not as bad as tomoko or anything. I can go out and have a good time. but I just hate large crowds and I hate talking trying to initiate conversation with girls because it always sounds so weird in my head. But I'm very glad I started jumping into these threads really helped.

I wish the Nazi's invented nukes

カラミチーマス

Aiko

I'm meeting up with Mako and their IRL friend and an IRL acquaintance of mine to play test my TTRPG system a bit
Then, I'm probably gonna stream later in the night.
All in all, should be a pretty fun day.

Well, I'm glad you're happy then.
But... I thunk I'm out of stuff to talk about that isn't too specific. Anything you would like to talk about?

That's no fun, hopefully you'll find some more active ones to join!

>because of you're waifu
I'm not waifu :o

*slap* You already have no customers and you raise the price on succ? Don't make me get the belt for real!

What good would that bring?

I'm not raising per say, I'm just making it more competitive.

I click that stupid video every time.
I'm that one view

Sounds fun
>play test my TTRPG system
Is it a D20 based fantasy system?

Well its mostly because my main friend group almost all have new friends, and Graf and tenten aren't in the teamspeak so that speaks for it self.
It was a mistake at first But I decided to keep it in.

Idk friend. I'm glad we've got to know each other already.
Look at that face 10/10

That does sound like a fun day.
Know what game you are going stream yet?

It's pretty good white noise tbh..

I suppose if you minimize it enough you could call it that.
Depends on what everyone in the stream wants, probably going to continue half life 1.

...

Same here, what do you like doing in your free time? I guess that could be something to talk about.

Well I guess you did put some thought into it.
*slaps only very softly, almost like a pat*
But you have no brand, no market share, no regulars. Who's gonna pay top dollar for some random skank succ behind the dumpster? *regular slap for good measurement*

I wish I was waifu. Then I'd be closer to Shiro q_q.

Sexiest face.

Why aren't these threads on Sup Forums?

Humanity goes out with a bang instead of slowly fading away.

As you can see the greatest waifu of all time has just been claimed

Hey isn't that tomoyos mug?

Is it your first HL1 playthrough?

anything goes on Sup Forums newfag

Nah, it says 'S' for 'Shiro' on it.

You have a point.
We tried and didn't really work out at all.

I have a fair amounts of guns. I like to shoot, and I play XBL and talk with a few of my friends there. But not alot else. just kinda like to lay low. You? Music, night life, sports.

Nope. It was the first PC game I beat.
Nine years ago.

Time to try get some sleep.
Good night everyone

Alright. Good luck testing it.

Good news, I found the hat!

youtube.com/watch?v=nTDogzwD5rY

Cya dude

I'm literally so excited right now!

Sweet dreams, Taiga

I guess I'm pretty much the opposite of you. No guns at all, ps4 since it's launch (even though I've mostly been using my crappy laptop lately for my gaming needs) and travelling with others, even if it's a tiny village. Of course I do sports but I'm not in any club, just something I do in my free time.

Goodnight taiga. You're the best

I'm glad you are. But use this one instead. I just corrected a little mistake I saw at the left side of the hat.
It suits her so well! The ribbon even matches the skirt.

..Did you try HL2 soon after and then have hopes and dreams shattered when there was no sign of HL3?

you better believe it!
I've replayed HL2 quite a few times, but this is my first time back through HL1.

Sup comrades

No complains here. How are the gun laws in the motherland. I know alot of countries are tight. But how are they out there

Does it feel nostalgic to play it again now?

Oh my. That Russian cutie

I know, right

Hey lad, have I seen you around here?

Nope Seras

In Russia? You can have gun as long as you 've been checked by a doctor and have a special safe for it. But I live in the Netherlands...and there... we can only have a self defense pen and umbrella....

A new friend! Hi hi!

Than, nice to meet you! How has your day been?

Very much so! But...I was going through a pretty tough time in my life when I was doing all that, so I don't really like to look back, I'm more focusing on the game itself and what I remember, or don't remember.

I have to disappoint you

Alright I guess

What's the SS doing here?
>Tanya claimed
>Bored af

Wohlauf Kamerad, how's it going?

Come snuggle with me Taiga!

How so?

Because this is the last Natalia-post. Forever. Woah that went over fast.

Also,
Louise:
youtube.com/watch?v=JyRPH0cfMeg

The only answer

>Checked
I'm doing alright but i'm bored as all hell.

what?

where is chara?

Trust me, I'll get out there this summer.

Aww... okay, no new friend then

in Austria

CORY

Is there anyone from the original cast still here?

You know this guy?

Ye

Great I've already been exposed lol.
Thats not bad. However for the netherlands that stinks. However if the crime is lower then...Maybe not that bad.

Great reversing repeating digits you two

Oh wait you do, so do I!

Yeah, I know that feeling..
How far did you get on last stream?

lol, but I think I'll be off to bed, it's 2.30 am here. See ya tomorrow

>My printer is out of ink
>The other printer runs out midway through printing
>Install new cart
>Not registered to the printer, won't print

Juuuust past the gargantuan.

Euhm... what? sorry but I'll be off to bed soon

Tfw you have 600$ aaaaaaaan its gone.