My girlfriend is currently fucking my best friend.
I called her after he sent me pic related and she answered the phone while he was fucking her.
>yep. he's fucking me right now. omg. wow. holy shit!
then it sounded like she just dropped the phone on the floor. I'm still listening to them fuck.
I've never felt like this before. I'm extremely mad and hurt and I'm contemplating homicide.
How do I survive this without ending up in jail?
kill him OP
Tell him to learn to spell
Drop 'em from your life instantly, and hang up the god damn phone for fucksake. They're cancer to your personal life.
Fuck off jew
tell him that you need better bait next time
Just kill yourself. You're too beta to be on this planet.
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>slay that motherfucker OP
>I'm still listening to them fuck
beta. hang up and get rid of both of them.
fake and gay
nobody fuckin believes you unless they are retarded
please die
Yo bro, I feel you, actually I just recently discovered that my girlfriend for 5 years was having some sort of affair with a fucking 5" beta cuck with a small girl and a wife.
Turns out he lied to his wife, and she lied to me, now I'm trying not to overthink about the fact that this last year has been a complete lie.
She lied straight to my face, and almost costed me my life to get her to admit that she had feelings for him. They actually went on some sort of "date" yesterday, even tho she just kept saying me she loved me and she didnt want anything with him.
I'm not contemplating homicide atm, but I fucking cross that retarded manlet, I'm just gonna stab him in the face.
You will be fine bro
post the actual sauce you fuck
Uh, well, ask the cops, they'll help.
Idk dude, sounds shitty AF. If I were in your position, I'd be gidting a few Molotovs to then through the window of wherever they are, damn the consequences.
Fake as fuck. That girl is a eastern european porn model.
This.
Alright dude, you're both gonna cut that bitch and your quote unquote friend from your life. block em, don't talk to em. Definitely cancer to your life. If she says she's sorry about cheating on you, don't believe her. If she truly loved you, she would've never fucked your friend.
This basically just happened to me, i just cut off all communications with both of them. EZ PZ start lifting and become aesthetic NatSoc.
Beat him the fuck up and knock his ass out and break his fingers while he's knocked out user and for your gf just slap her as hard as you possibly can since female violence is a "crime" op
I don't believe you. We're not getting the whole story. Girls just don't do this sort of thing without a reason.
What did you do that would make your girlfriend just throw this in your face?
>My girlfriend is currently fucking my best friend
Literally Cuck
He said pic related, he didnt say it was the pic that his friend sent him
>Girls just don't do this sort of thing without a reason.
fuck off beta, women are all roasties besides a few rare aryan wife materials. This is literally all that women do.
Just hang up you fucktard.
Op is kill?
>How do I survive this without ending up in jail?
Ecstasy
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Check out these dubs.
are you 11?
nice meme summer friend
Jesus, you must be even more stupid for believing this shit
I can't bet him up. He's much larger and stronger than me.
I promised her I would stop masturbating to porn because she was complaining that I don't last long enough in bed. She said I cum too fast. She caught me masturbating this morning and got really mad, left our apartment and drove off.
My best friend is a player and he has a huge dick. She saw his dick at a party we went to Saturday and she hasn't stopped talking about his dick ever since. Talked about his dick nearly all day Sunday.
I'm an idiot. I should have seen this coming.
Living well is the best revenge. Kick them out of your life, make new and better friends, find a girl that knows how to be loyal. Let them two ditch pigs feed off other while you move on to better things.
DONT KILL THEM, OP.
cut her a new smile ear to ear and then show your "friend" what its like to get fucked in the ass with a knife
Kick the door down and kill them both. Then either shoot yourself or leave the state
burn all her shit.
drop 'em both from your life.
maybe drop that pic on facebook and laugh your ass off for a while.
protip: breaking a man's fingers while he's unconscious after a fight would turn a simple misdemeanor assault and battery charge into a felony.
This. You lost nothing of value.
All, your story is obviously fake af.
Fuck up his car and whatever he personally loves and it will break him
Dump noodz of your girl. It'll make you feel better
dubs checked.
True. Only a nigger would bite on this
This
kill them or you're a little bitch cuck, stream it pussy
here you go
say you wanna talk then put it in her butt
also you cant go to prison for murder
>still calling her "My girlfriend"
>not realizing that you've been dumped
Breathe deeply for an hour straight and concentrate on nothing but your breath. clear your head and emotions.
DUMP NUDES
Kys
I will never understand Cuckery can someone explain this to me please?
Whoa, dude.
In all my travels I've yet to meet someone else who had this shit happen to them.
I called my wife, she thought she had sent me to voicemail, instead I got to hear my best friend since childhood nailing her.
I've never been the same.
My first reaction was, "OK, time to go kill these fuckers. So much for my life" and I was on my way. Luckily, my family stopped me from driving. I told them to drive me to a nuthouse because I was going to either kill the two or myself. I was on my way when it occurred to me:
Am I actually going to let these two absolute piece of shit human beings destroy what's left of my life.
FUCK no. Turned the car around, drove home, and manned the fuck up. Cut ties and divorced the wife (of course she regretted it and tried to win me back - nope) and I told the friend that someday, I'd be coming for him.
And I might... but I have some living to do before I decide it's go time.
Yeah you should've, now it's too late, tell them to fuck off (or don't, doesn't matter) and move on. Good luck OP
Get gun from nignog cost between 100 to 300 use gun let no one see you make sure no cameras then take gun apart best place to dump is salt water will leave no evidence within the month because it will be a scrap piece of metal good luck......
ghost them and them when they call you crying ghost them again
true alfa detected
>She saw his dick at a party we went to Saturday
explain?
This is pic is fake, much like your story
you first, ill join
Well said user well said, stay self centered and keep a peace of mind no matter what
samefagging beta who found out his best friend betrayed him and didn't do jack shit about it because he's too much of a pussy (the reason she cheated on him in the first place)
We went to a house party Saturday. My friend took a bunch of molly and ended up fucking my girlfriend's best friend on the dinning room table in front of the entire party.
My girlfriend and I watched it. I guess the molly made it really hard for him to finish because he fucked her for nearly 3 hours and ended up breaking a table leg.
get out newfag
By going and fucking with him you make it look like you actually care and you are insecure about it but if you completely drop all contact and move on. The biggest way to get someone's attention is to not give them yoursome and they usually will chase you back and when that happens just tell them to fuck off. Stay self centered and don't let others push you off that. She will probably find that this new dude is shitty and will want the old dude back because he moved on it makes it look like she is unneeded don't give them attention
actually no. if i found out my gf did that i would tie her up, get a market and draw the lines of where i would cut her entire jaw off and then i would hack away at it with a dinner knife.
then i would get the guy and put a big firework in hiss asshole and bow his insides out
I had something similar happen, my "friend" lied and told my at the time girlfriend that I had been cheating on her and that the best way to get back at me was for her to fuck him so she did. Don't kill yourself or rush into any kind of revenge, go slow about it, find out what means the most to them in life and take it from them.
fine. here
Put all her stuff into garbage bags drop it off outside your friends house with a note saying that the whore is his problem now. Drink for a week then forget all about it.
See sharing her here makes you feel a little better don't it.
More please!
Kill them both and serve prob 5 years Max on crime of passion manslaughter. NBD
This. Life will be fine after this
I hope this is bait because I kek'd at the sheer absurdity of it.
Kill both. Be a hero.
They are STILL fucking. How in the fuck do you fuck a girl for this long without cumming?
Fuck him. Literally. In the arse, open that arse and get in there. Make him call you daddy, get perverse on that arse. He takes molly so there you go. Viagra if u must ro keep hard. Slap his face with ur balls, whilst he tells you how he tucked that bitch cunt and make him swallow every last drop, take a dump on him, piss on him. And take pics then post on /b.
?????
Profit
Why the fuck are you still listening to them, you idiot? Hang up the phone
this shit looks fake as fuck but why don't you just send all this shit to her family and friends so they know how much of a slut she is
Post her number so we can hear it too
drinky crow gone emo.
this is the 6th fucking thread like this i've seen in the past 2 days
how the fuck do you guys keep falling for this shit? seriously
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>the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
my gf has also problems saying no and she too did answer phone while other guys fucking her. it hurts at first but you get used to slowly. don't worry
Only newfags post this. The rest of us consider it a given.
Is this that same girl that kept biking to OP"s friends house in that thread yesterday?
>samefagging
Nope.
and probably the same girl that moved in to a dorm with 4 other dudes
no. I know what thread you're talking about and it isn't the same girl.
My girl would stage a fight between us whenever she got the itch for new cock. We would break up for a weekend or a week, then get back together.
She would admit to getting fucked when we got back together.
It was a fucked up mix of jealousy and arousal.
She would blow me while sharing all the details.
One weekend she hung out with her friend Jenny who was dating a nig nog. Him and a few of his friends got both girls drunk and high and passed them around all taking turns fucking both of them.
Ashamed to say I find this hot
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You say that but when it comes down to it, you value your freedom more than revenge.
I have whole elaborate fantasies about exactly how I'd inflict damage. It's been years. They're pretty solid plans, in fact. I've had time to work out some logistics...
...but like all things, the sting fades and you realize that killing your best friend and woman would not only fuck up your chi, but land you in prison getting raped by black dudes.
Like, yeah, that'll show 'em.
what the fuck is wrong with you cucks man, why did this even become a thing.
Don't stab him, ruin his marraige and get his kid taken from him. It'll hurt more
> this
He'll most likely just off himself then
Surprise attack him with pepper spray and some kind of striking weapon. Anyone can beat up anyone.
I've been cheated on too. Sad for her I turned psychopath and threw peanut butter-covered grapes into her yard for her dogs.
This
don't stab him.
do what this guy says:
also, get rid of that whore asap.
He posted spiderman too. Newfag combo
Post more of your girl, Op.
Are they still fucking?
kek