High stakes ylyl

High stakes ylyl

If you laugh, you have to post your darkest secret

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youtu.be/jkbrnC_Fkik

I don't get the picture

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBzS8N9DdU

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motherfucker. That was barely funny but I still laughed.

When I was 8, i caught a kid jerking off behind the school. I blackmailed him all of elementary school. I got him to do whatever I wanted, and eventually I made him jerk off in the bathroom so I could have more blackmail

Gfdetvbjihgf

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I don't have any dark secret.

looks like my secrets are safe.
this thread is diet weaksauce

youtube.com/watch?v=2pXKDOVb88g&t=24s

youtube.com/watch?v=w4IV4kaKQ6U&t=3s

youtube.com/watch?v=8mRN9LEG3Wg&t=10s

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Lost.

I like girls with feminine penises.

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Im gay

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I massage my prostate

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I used to rub my junk with a neighbor when I was 5

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Lost, goddammit
Im a functioning alcoholic

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I shot a man in Reno

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Im a virgin

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i steal my sisters underwear and sniff them furiously

and god dammit they smell amazing, dont worry shes 31

That normal between young bros. did the same thing when I was 7 with my best bro

how ROOD!

lost, let a dude suck me off when I was 22 or so, 30 today happily married no need for dudes
>no homo

no, she was a girl

smiled, so...

I like vore, I dream about being eaten by various animals and fantasy creatures.

i really really really like this pic

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Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow Sup Forumstardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.

got me.

I fap to vore from time to time

i woke up standing in front of my daughters birdcage urinating in the cage . . .

That's weird dude

lost.

i really really like this image.

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Just to watch him die?

yo imma need sauce

>wears offensive hat
>expects no one to 'fuck with him'

OMG! I laughed so hard.

Now to post my dark secrete. I murdered the first to post this nana pic. Now his fat ghost lurks YLYL threads reposting it as punishment

ha! me too. save it, it's all yours

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Lost fucking hard, here goes:

My darkest secret is that I love putting drugs up my asshole.

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OP is underage

So, are you gonna eat me or...

MODS!

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I know man fuck off it was meant to be a secret

I masturbate to scat and fart porn. I would never try it in real life, but for some reason I get off watching it on the internet. No idea what made me attracted to that.

That, I would say, is one of my darkest secrets.

lost

i vape...

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I don't know why this is so funny to me.
Anyone have the one with the mangled swastikas and 5he downer below?

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Lost.

I love to fuck hot shemale. Damn they suck dick better.

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The real world is unfamiliar to me, I only learned how to take the bus this year. I have no clue how to do things like get a job or make friends.

Lost.

My dark secret is that I envy that part of Islam.

didn't lose but i hope this is true
internal kek

You got me.
I didn't feel much emotions since i was a child , it started making a rift in my family life and my social one , so i started faking aspects of my personality.No one ever found out .
I no longer know what is an act and what i genuinely feel anymore.

Yes!

hawt

who else really really likes this pic?

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Fuck off....

Love these shitty comics

Want my uncle to fuck me but hes an adult and I don't wanna make him feel like i can blackmail him with it

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God damn it nigger... you took the words right out of my fucking face.

lost.
I have osteoporosis

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this is what most people do tho

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I sometimes think I am a retard

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still haven't lost btw, awful thread

Lost

I have autism

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There were a couple of slightly funny things, but not enough to make me lose either

What is this blue orb of sorcery

Really?

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I used to like blacked videos, I still do, but after meditation, and hanging out with different people, this kind of changed

holy fuck what an anticlimactic loss

>feminism in nature

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Fuck.....

I have literally never admitted this out loud or in text. Here goes...

I used to do a LOT of DXM, like 600mg every second day. The comedowns make me EXTREMELY horny. So, for about 2-3 years, almost every second night, i would suck my own dick in a drug induced sexual frenzy. I have destroyed my entire spinal column by sucking my own dick on drugs. Every single bone in my spine has been out of alignment and every treatment ive tried does nothing. My back and neck pop constantly and im in pain or discomfit 100% of the time. The only thing that helps is morphine and alcohol. I have to dope and/or drink myself to sleep every night and i eat muscle relaxers like fucking candy. My life is hell and I go to bed ever night wishing to die in my sleep. That, my dear Sup Forums, is my darkest secret. Also, i used to kill animals for fun untill about the age of 14. (hate myself for that, too.)

i laughed

i had regular gay hook-ups with my best friend.

y. its normal to pretend basically.

white people

Lost hard. I sucked off a tranny and let it fuck me in the ass.

Lost hard.
I'm gay.

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