Why don't you have a gf Sup Forumsrothers ?

Why don't you have a gf Sup Forumsrothers ?

Working on it. In other news, recently upgraded muh mobo.

Have fun with your crippling loneliness and depressing.

I need to get my career together before I'm in a position to date.

Little dick, Manlet, nuff said.

I'm filled with too much misery and self hatred to even have the energy or will power to try dating. I just want to sit in the dark and die.

Because I'm married, and doesn't see why I should cheat

Barely leave my house
Total spreg when it comes to talking to people
Don't drink booze
Only recently lost weight so only now do I feel attractive
And my city is terrible for dating

Pretty tough to find the girls who love nothing more than to sit at home all day playing videogames, on account that they're sitting at home all day playing videogames

Because I'm in my mid 30's, never had a gf, don't empathize with other humans, I shut down any flirting to save myself the trouble, I sometimes use sluts from POF/Match for a few fucks then back to my bullshit life

Perhaps finding confidence through companionship is the answer

Maybe your feelings will change when you hit puberty, k bud? :)

There's about a 50 / 50 chance that any given physical feature is going to make you attractive, or unattractive to any random female on the street.

Let me explain. Especially when I was younger, I was an "attractive male." I was tale, and had broad shoulders, and an enormous penis, blue eyes, but dark hair. I looked like a fucking anime character out of some shoujo manga. From a woman's perspective, this makes me entirely desirable, even though most men would prefer I had shorter hair, or didn't smile as often. But I wasn't going to men's attention.

So naturally, that would make me a prime candidate to get a "" Hot "" woman, right? Probably tall, blonde, educated, the type you would see on magazines.

I have no attraction for tall, blonde, typically hot women. But this isn't because I haven't had access to.

In all my time dating, I discovered I really, genuinely prefer dumpy, round, plump chicks, with dirty brown eyes, and anemic looking skin.

It isn't that I couldn't have had my pick. It's that genes tend to normalize.

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So, my long winded point is, somewhere out there is a girl who feels weird because she's too tall, and probably her brothers have schlongs so humongous, that it's weird. Probably curves to the left, and is uncomfortable all the time. 10" hard, while impressive, is fucking annoying to have flopping around all day when you're not using it for sex, which is most of the time.

And that type of woman is going to find you attractive, because she'll know her daughters won't have to be the awkward 6'1" girl she was going through school, always standing out. And deep in her genes, something instinctive will let her know that little dicks are comfortable, and help stabilize the genes so it's not twisting this way and that like a fucking gnarled root.

Everyone's a puzzle. Go find your piece.

Your fucked

Not true. You need to get yourself and your own confidence together. I have been homeless, jobless, car-less, etc. and have still managed to date & get laid during those times by 7+/10. Money certainly makes it easier, but having it &/or confidence is key (imo confidence is easier than money... and I'm working in my home office making just over $100/hr on some contract work right now - don't be fooled, it is not consistent or anything like 40 hrs / wk of that).

Nigga it's not hard I'm 5 foot 4 and have a gf.

lol sounds like my town

>Why don't you have a gf Sup Forumsrothers ?

I don't want one. Porn and callgirls are enough for me, I also don't view women as truly having personhood so I don't care about them as anything other than a collection fuckholes.

I lived with my first gf for like 2 and a half years, almost married her, but we had differing opinions on what life should look like as adults. I wanna travel and adventure and do all sorts of things, and she was terrified of that. I started school in New hampshire and we were from New Jersey, living this far away was just too much. Life continues, there will be another.

dunno, don't really want one, but at the same time i do want one

really im just lazy and i dont feel like i want to put in the time to make myself presentable/desirable, so i just prefer to be alone

I dint remember typing this post.

Mostly because I make myself unavailable. Its an abstract kind of hell.

What is the name of the at mushroom?

no need to. I get enough pussy without a gf

Pretty much this except I fap instead of getting hookers/sluts

Sour grapes

>Giving away my purity for a gf
NEVER

>using Match for hookups

hiv positive

isn't there a dating site for people with things like this?

this. first time i've read this in a 'why don't you have a gf' thread

im over 30 years now... never had a girlfriend never wanted one. if i want to fuck, i buy a girl and if i want some fun i meet up with my friends. i just don't respect women as much as men and don't want to waste my time with them.

sad that we'll never meet in rl but good to know that im not alone

im not fucking some infected whore

i have a 8yr girlfriend

grindr?

It's literally me

i fucked up, simple as that.

but i wouldnt trade my current financial position for a relationship when i was dead broke and couldnt do anything with that one girl anyway. Money is not everything, but now i can atleast live my life and eat.

Probably because i have a bf and a wife.

actually not that hard dude. thrust me.

kektimus prime

Well, probably because my wife would murder me and any GF. Anyway, been happily married for more of my life than I was ever single (yes, oldfag) - there just wouldn't be any point to it given I'm already with the one I want to be with.

same, except i've only been married 5 years.

Together 9

no idea but pretty good chance it'll make you trip balls

Awww

blue stained boletus

It's more like I'd play my game or watch a movie, and she bitches at me for not cuddling her even though she's already in my lap or trying to put her boobs on my head. Then it escalates into something about food and who's using the laundry machine even though it's open. tbh, I'd rather be single.

The only women who show any intrest in me are either, fat, ugly, single moms, or trainwrecks. No good women exist in my life.

Not interested. Got out of a 4 year relationship 6 months ago. Much happier focusing on myself and having fuck buddies

>be me
>20 years old
>meets girl at bar
>qt 3.14
>Have drinks
>tells her I got a place
>she goes over
>get to business
>pulls off her pants and panties
>oh shut.jpg
>has a dick
>fucked anyways

I'm not interesting enough to be in a relationship. After smalltalk there's nothing I can say and knowing this I just opt to not try

I come off extremely boring in conversation. Only when in am being obnoxiously hyper I'm interesting, and even then look like an idiot

Because I married her.

Because my wife won't let me.

i just ended mine because of me making her uncomfortable, i fucked it up and its a shame that it ended so quickly, but i hope we can still talk and maybe i can make it up for her somehow

this, and also lazyness

tried to break up with her
>she a year younger
>she says no
>tries to kill herself
break up with her in hospital
>arrested less than 2 weeks later on trumped up sexual assault charges
>she went through my phone and found my "kill list"
> gets some chick who ate my ass to say i sexually assaulted her too
>going through legal shit now
Can't emotionally handle another psychotic bitch at the moment

cause 2d > 3d

I have a gf, we fuck real good, watch shows together and cuddle. it's the dream. I want to murder her kid though.

>thrust me

are you coming on to him?

Been trying. I moved to a new area two years ago and have had three girls I've tried to date. They all have guys who they like but are scumbags and won't date them so they are waiting for them.
> Moved to depressed area
>Everyone is trash (Most of the local women are hicks and want a 'country boy' with a big truck )
>The decent women are stuck on local trash.

>I need to be in a better position career wise before I have a relationship
>I WAS HOMELESS AND FUCKED 7/10S AL THE TIME BRO YOU CAN DO IT

How stupid are you? I said I needed to get my career together so I would be in a stable position in my life and could then focus on giving my all in a relationship with someone I care about but for some reason your retard brain assumed I meant just getting laid.

>2D > 3D

lol`d

really? Well, how do you find them?
No, seriously I'm curious

I work 40 hrs a week and have a 2 hour bus ride to and from work. That only leaves the weekend and thats from me and my bros

So you're a homosexual then

Have a good trip bro

I do though. The only reason to not have one is if you don't talk to anyone. There's no excuses.

Drive? 2 hour BUS ride is ridiculous

Not sure.
Anxiety I guess.
Funny part is I used to be able to talk to people so easily, and put effort into relationships and whatnot, then my last relationship ended bad,
Now it's completely 180°'d.

Nice blog can you link your tumblr page for more exciting diary entries?

Getting cucked for life because of one whore. Must feel bad being a bitch.

Because I'm not a worthy member of society. And really, I can't argue with that.

I do, and she's fucking perfect.

keep thinking that. until you find out she's been fucking some other guy behind your back and he fucks better than you so she leaves you when you find out

tinder but yeah

I have and it sucks.all she does is put me down and tell why i'm not good enough, she's never happy with me and with anything i do.

Nope, know that's not the case.

do not want

Not to act all beta or anything
but the majority of women in my area are either:
niggers, coal burners, or degenerates

I live in the South, so fucking kill me.

nah it's happening

>Not to act all beta but all the women in my area are complete trash whores fuck women why can't my waifu be real

sure, the first time she does it was just a fluke because he was so persistent at work and he was cute, but then it happens again, then again, and suddenly she finds herself thinking of him when you two fuck, its all over

Most western women look like they belong in a carnival. Absolutely disgusting amount of tattoos and piercings.

I personally hate anime, and other cartoon characters, so not a weeb.
And you don't understand what it's like to live here, it's hell.

Get a cat and/or dog, faggot. Unconditional love, with few negatives.

Western and Southern part of the US have the ugliest trash women.
I plan on moving to Maine when I get it all thought out.

All the guys at her work are old fat middle aged dudes. No worry there. I'm in way better shape.

because i hear from everyone that it isn't like that picture and you have to buy dumb shit for them

Because I care more for hookers than relationships and I wouldn't have it any other way. It's also exceedingly cheaper in the long run.

I was a serial cheater and I know it'll come back
and bite me in the ass if I try to get a relationship going.
If I can't trust my immature ass not to cheat I sure as fuck can't trust some random bitch not to.

Serious question: how do you avoid STDs? Because hookers/escorts seem a lot more practical to me too.

This 100%, aside from the fact I want to fuck women, I find them really boring to be around. Most have little to no personality or interests that make them worth talking to.

You wear a rubber and/or you get cut.
Everyone says that getting cut supposed to prevent STD's so

condoms?
Celibacy?

I wear a condom and kind of judge the girl, I also go to Thailand where it's more regulated and the girls get regular check ups. Can't wait to go back in 4 months.

Because I'm fat and therefore unlovable physically, so no woman wants me. It's not that I haven't tried but I have given up and have resolved to like myself, so i'm never 'really' alone.

Don't fall in love user.
Don't fall in love.

Can't wait to go in the Navy and pick up foreign whores

in love with myself? Not possible. I am one being. I would like to be loved more than anything, I work out to try and lose the weight constantly, but it doesn't really work.

Wait are you joining the Navy or are you already in and waiting on deployment? I went to Thailand for the first time via the Navy and that's how I got my taste for SEA girls. I'm now out and go every year or so.

Never tried to be honest. No fucking clue how to do it either. I'm 19 and I never tried to get one due to not knowing what the fuck to do if the girl is interested. Fapping gets the job done.