/heem/: Schaub and Gooby Edition

Schaub is God
Schaub Bless

Schaub is a fucking fraud

karolina pls

SHE LIKES TO TALK LIKE EVERYONE

Schaub bless

I can't wait to see someone perma heem this ugly little goblin

tyron doesnt look too good lads

NUTTTED

TITLE BELT BABY

QUICK POLAND TRANSLATE THE BANTER

>DANA LITERALLY SCRIPTING THE ENTIRE INTERACTION

KEK

those polish bants lmao

>manicured eyebrows
Schaub you faggot

KK and JJ insulting each other in polish was hot as fuck.

>the goblin is mad

is kk the first one to fuck with joanna like that?

they need a graphic where dana's stress meter gradually increases as he separates the two fighters

>don't want you guys touching each other, I fucked up on the Joanna thing
>SERIOUSLY GUYS
>okay, t-thanks
t. Dana

Literally WWE

>Eddie slowly moving away

S N A K E

"I fucked up on the Joanna thing"

DANA
FUCKING
SHOOK

did i miss the memes? i'm sorry i'm late but...

>oh you are a smartass now ?
>not acting so innocent anymore huh ?

>conner starts crying

what did that pussy mean by that?

Friendly reminder this Eddie tier cuck lives amongst us

So JJ shook rite?

you're blessed i chose to whoop your OHHHHHHH

Where the fuck is a Pole when you need one

loled

Conor shook at the staredown t b h
Eddie said "Im gonna to fuck you up" and Conor did nothing, shook as fuck

The memes were leaking left and right with a hint of WWE

...

So, who do you think firts say KURWA to other? Goblin or Kookie?

JOANNA IS SHOOK

KAROLINA WILL WIN TO IMPRESS GOOBY

that was super hot
karolina in high heels and short skirt yes

Why do only the fuckhead Irish people go to his fights /heem/?

Reminder: the best fighters are latinos, celts and blacks

Karolina doesn't take any shit, I love this woman

WE /WWE/ NOW

Eddie's performance out there was like watching the fucking Titanic go down.

S H O O K
H
O
O
K

it's not exclusively fuckheads they just happen to be the loudest ones

i knew he was real

BELLATOR SPOILER

Koreshkov got heemed by Lima.

reminder this savage cunt is still obsessed

reminder this savage cunt is HIGH TEST CONFIRMED

way more people watch/play football than watch mma/boxing/basketball combined.

Gooby is God

>too much of a bum to afford a mink coat

Just heem me

you clearly don't know the history of MSG

WHAT THE FUCK. LIMA KTFO KORESHKOV. RORY WILL GET THAT BELT.

what did she mean about karolina talking karolina didn't get asked anything

fakes look better than the real thing these days tbqh

>Conor's coat still had the price tag on it.

Really makes you think....

Eddie is SHOOK as fuck bet the house in conor now

New York City isn't even that cold right now he doesn't need a coat, especially one that's going to end up with a gallon of paint on it

Why would he? I'd literally rather live in Oman.

>Eddie literally SHAKES /heem/

Jesus..

I can't speak for arabia but here Wembley is the most famous stadium in the world, MSG is probably runner up

Alvarez is the new featherweight champ, and McGregor is the new lightweight champ. They traded belts.

Was pretty brutal KO too. Watched it on Dhiego Lima's facebook stream, so fucking based.

>Koreshfraud would beat Rory

>the city of autistic friend simulators

>an oversized bingo hall catered to mandrama fags is super serious guys
lmao who cares.

This same fagging is adorable, this kid wants a payday clearly.

Yeah that was funny and all but I've never seen a bigger case of drug use in a fighter at a public conference

McGregor was coked to fucking bits

Which belt are they fighting for now?

name a comfier fighter in the UFC

i dont. im just saying when i think of the world's stadium, i think wembley. you may be right, its just opinions after all

what matters is who actually holds the belts and Great Britain holds 14 yes 14 Belts at all weight groups. Ireland has zero, and their best boxer is Jamie Conlon how bad is that senpai

>high test lad CONFIRMED

tip top lulz

you don't either

There's no more belts on the line. McGregor is the official lightweight champ.

how is that?

No one cares, faggot

new york sucks it's objectively the least free state in the USA

...

..What?

Hard to be comfy when you're coked to the eyeballs

So he isn't a 2 weight champ?

btfo

Conor was just cringey as fuck today tbqh lads

crazy news, half these autists completely missed it

He'll be a four weight world champ soon

This. Literally just repeating his same washed up schtick

Nate turned him into a broken record. That chair thing seemed so obviously superficial, wasn't gonna do shit

i'm a big conor fan but I kinda agree, he was annoying

EDDIE IS SHOOK

KING CONOR WINS IN THE FIRST

Conor is playing 4D Chess

>crazy news, half these autists completely missed it
They're too busy memeing.

joanna bet get fined for that headbutt or i'm calling racism

He should have taken the Mayweather opportunity, if Eddie wins now it's just embarassing

No, overall champions per capita is what really matters

What's really sad is that all of the UKs best boxers are Irish or black

pls someone makes a webm of Dana outwrestling Conor

Were they pyjamas under his coat? I honestly can't tell.

look at that comfy festive attire, goober is great

whos got eddies face when conor said he walked him off stage

>claims he's gonna be a champion in every weight
>Dana wrestles him to the wall with ease
Eddie's gonna hold him down for five rounds

YO! Listen up!

He was implying he's going to impregnate Conor on Saturday you dense cunts

I don't think you understand, they're not meant to touch eachother and / or possibly hurt each other. Dana let them get too close and joanna did the forehead bump thingy. that's why he repeated that for conor and edward

how about you make it? lazy pos

Like a kid !

men can't have babies

idiot

>I operate on my own time yeh in my time I'm early

Do you think if I tell this to my boss I'll be fine?

5D scrabble

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES