Hey Sup Forums it's the half-nig that some anons have named Jamaica/b/ro continuing my greentext but let me recap

Hey Sup Forums it's the half-nig that some anons have named Jamaica/b/ro continuing my greentext but let me recap

>be me
>tall 18 y/o half Aryan half Jamaican senior with a thick beard
>go out to a friend's house for chill sesh
>end up drinking because teen
>we get airsoft guns
>start shooting each other and shit
>start documenting it on Snapchat
>take one picture with the me aiming my gun at the camera
>ingeniously decide to caption it with something edgy
>"Don't come to school tomorrow" laughing emoji
>continue on being stupid like that for next few hours
>go home at 9
>dad gets call from grandma
>grandma says school calls saying I was making threats
>have no idea what they're talking about for the longest time
>immediately remember picture
>ohfuck.jpg
>dad calls school directly and he goes back and forth with them
>later learned someone reported me
>could face expulsion, and criminal charges.
>which means no gun for mexican uprising
>have interview with detective next day
>later learn qt white girl I liked reported it for completely different reason
>she feels guilty
>wants to come by to make it "little bit better"
>don't want to her to because angerey.png
>she does anyway
>eventually let her in out of fear of cops getting called on her
>was banging and screaming at my door
>me and her argue in my room for a bit
>she passes out while cuddling up next to me
>leave her in my bed to make thread
>now we're here

to be continued or does thread die?

yo bro you dumb af

post the shit nigger were listening you kknow people on Sup Forums are lazy as fuck and dont do shit with their lives thats why they are on Sup Forums

just post the fucking shit aint no move makers on here

welp user you're the boss

Idk if thats real or not but i recently got suspended cuz a nigger called me a school ahooter (im white.obviously) and i told him id kill his ass first, then his nigress got butthurt, told vice principal,cops were called, amd lucky to get off with suspension but stupid nig got no trouble for a racial slur (school shooter cuz im white haha)

Do you know what disciplinary action will be taken yet?

yee nigga post that shit i need some lols in my life

You gonna fuck her?

Have you killed her yet, half breed?

Well if you're facing criminal charges might as well rape her and get the most out of your time before prison

I bet if you were muslim and said you were.literally.going to.bomb it they couldnt touch you, i love and hate bieng white

>fast forward past three days
>detective has been having to investigate other things
>luckyme.jpg
>end up spending next three days with ease due to friendly confirmations that nothing bad can possibly happen
>detective ends up coming by today since he's free
>all that hope is instantly shattered
>I nervously sit with him in my living room as my dad walks back upstairs to stay out of it
>detective seemed chill surprisingly
>I don't really even have to explain the situation
>detective just asks me simple questions
>"user did you mean it?"
>"O-Of course not!"
>"Do you have any access to firearms here?"
>"Not that I'm sure of."
>"Can you sign off on this witness report?"
>"Definitely"
>after signing he stays for about 15 more minutes
>mainly to lecture me about my decision
>and praise me for being so "brave"
>I can hear dad yelling at someone on the phone
>detective does too
>tension.png
>detective goes upstairs and knocks on his door
>"Mr. user's Dad, you alright?"
>dad is in angry Jamaica mode so he instinctively calls out
>"Focc Off! I be dealin' with someting!"
>I blink
>did my dad...
>did he really just cuss out a detective?
>I go to apologize but the detective just brushes past me
>visible annoyance on his face
>he beckons me to follow him out the door to my porch
>neighbors are staring because I'm talking to a man in a badge wearing a kevlar vest
>he turns to me and says
>"I'll be in touch user. But don't worry about a thing."
>I thank him quickly and step back into the house
>my dad's sitting on his chair in the living room now with a darker face than usual
>ha get it he's black
>ask him what was his deal
>starts ranting and raving because the previously mentioned girl's mom calls him
>saying that her daughter's trying to come over to my house again for some reason
>she also called him a lazy fuck
>starts getting in my face because he was asleep when she came over so he didn't know she was there
>goodgrief.png

I mean if she knocked out cuddled up with him might not even be the rape

I was waiting for your return, sis everything end up ok

Still don't know anything until Wednesday

I didn't user. She is cunt

I wouldn't kill a white without reason. You're thinking of the Jew.

Glad to know someone from then was on.

so how did it go when the girl woke up? were you just like "get the fuck out of my house?"

Hey user I've been hoping you the best for the past few days, but I'd suggest you repost this in a few hours. The reason for this is that the site is pretty much owned by newfags and trap posters from 5-11:30. At around 12 actual Sup Forumsros who want to hear the rest of your story get on. I'd suggest reposting then

So what you're saying is abandon thread?

Naw

>he stays in my face about it
>specks of spit flying into my eye full of his rage
>shout back at him that I did have her over but nothing happen
>"That's A LIE user."
>"POPS I SWEAR WE DID NOTHING."
>imagine in Jamaican accent for comedic effect
>me and him go back and forth for the time being until he finally gives in
>we sit down and I explain the other night
>is in total disbelief about how I let the very person who almost got me in trouble into our home
>can't say I actually blame him
>while we're talking phone starts ringing
>it's the girl we were talking about
>I decide it's best to not answer at the moment because I'm still talking with my dad
>she keeps calling
>keeps calling
>calling
>annoyed.bmp
>finally decide to pick up and sternly answer with "What?"
>"user pleeeaasse let me come over again."
>"No go bug someone else."
>cut her off mid-sentence as to show dramatic effect

going to be total faggot and stop there because this is most likely going to be pruned/404'd because user that wrote

is right. The bad aspects of Sup Forums are running amok.

Bump

But I got work and adulting to do tomorrow, I can't be up all night waiting

make a thread asking for screencaps around this time and I'll hook you up user don't fret

Why the fuck havent you fucked that bitch already OP. I am dissapoint.

will do, thanks Sup Forumsro

Jamacia Sup Forumsro is the most interesting thing on this dime a dozen for shit site. Thanks man