Share your SECRETS... you know you'll feel better after!

Share your SECRETS... you know you'll feel better after!

my moms ffinger tried to friend me in teh back of my car

I fucked the wife of a close friend while she was passed out at a New Years party.

I got a sex change because its easier to molest children with a penis.

I have a sebaceous cyst on the tip of my cock right under my pee hole. It's been there 3 years

I put a keylogger on my TA's computer and sold her nudes to guys in the class

I lion peed on me when I was a kid
it didn't give me super powers or bravery

Accidentally bang my cousins gf, I thought she was my wife coz we r so drunk that time, till now no one knows but me

lol

I know a girl that was raped as a kid and whenever she calls and the subject comes up I find it hot as hell. She tells me all kind of details and I found myself masturbating to it on the phone.

My wife has recently become blind due to a genetic disorder and has expressed suicidal thoughts. While I would be upset if she killed herself, sometimes I feel like life would be better without living with her disability. I feel awful for feeling this way.

now, obviously we want the details

90% of the posts on this site are pure autism but here i am still browsing this shit hole

When I'm at the gym, I wipe down equipment and put weights away when I'm done with them.

Post your wife's tits

Fuck you. Here's better...

fucked my friends mom for 2 years straight and my friend never knew about it. pic unrelated

I think my young son and his friends are going through puberty and wants to fuck his mom. I'm tempted to undress her after a few glasses of wine and leave her out on the couch for the night to see if it will happen.

bump

I don't usually take b8 but you're disgusting

I'm not really sure if I'm truly happy in the situation I'm in. I'm failing in a college I didn't really need to attend and everyday I contemplate dropping out and just trying to find work instead of dealing with all of it.

i touched my younger cousin when i was 14

planning on seeing a trans escort tomorrow. Nervous since I've never been with a trans woman or an escort for that matter. Anything I should know?

timestamp picture of couch

I piss in everybody's sink.
Seriously if I've been to your house and I go to the bathroom, I've pissed in your sink.
I piss in the sink, then flush the toilet, & wash my hands to rinse the piss down.

no end in sight. I'll probably sink piss until the day I die.

did she know? was she hot? where did u cum?

I 'dated' a 13yo for about a month but I got guilty and paranoid as fuck when she wanted me to meet her parents and announce it to everyone

didn't she know? how did this happen?

if you put a layer of toilet paper down on top of the water then it wont splash back up when you shit

I used to sucked the juices out my wife friends underwear while stroking my dick

how did u get access to these? how did they taste and smell?

She used to stay with us and she fucking sexy so whrn she would go to work u used to go through her dirty laundry her pussy smelled good omg i miss it

I've been wanting a trans escort to bust a nut in me and I bust at the same time
I'm to afraid to do it though

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Fuck off then

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>drunk that time, till now no one knows but me

You were so drunk that you didn't know, yet you remember.

That you're now a faggot.

Butthurt redditard

She wouldnt see it coming if you killed her

BUT IT'S NOT A REAL LION

What are you talking about, retard?

im cheating on current wife and mother of 2 with 2 other bitches and planning to keep all 3

Really!? Me, too!! What a coincidence.


You're renting a man for sex. Okay, then.

You want a man in a dress to ass fuck you. Okay.

NORMAL FAG

>
>whenever she calls and the subject comes up

Fag: hello?
Cunt: hey, it's me.
Fag: how are you doing?
Cunt: Oh.. You know... Raped when I was a kid. You?

LLOLAOALAOSOKOIDJJSDIH FUCK

Recently allowed my gf to fuck her ex bf at a party

>HAW HAW WE R ALL GAYS AND AUTISTS AMIRITE Sup Forums XDDDDD

>>>/reddit/

LOL @ "ALLOWED"

Le cuck maymay xd. Hilarious.

I HAD SEX WITH MY FEMALE DOG.I WANTED TO DIE FOR YEARS AFTER.

I used to frequent this person i met on craigslist's glory hole every now and again. I knew it was probably a guy but it was the best head i've ever received. I know it's at least someone who is younger because i could see anime posters through the sheet in his/her room. It may be one of you actually

I could have stopped it but instead gave her permission

RIP

Glory hole... At their house???

Yeah this totally isnt a LE CUCK MAYMAY XD thing at all.


Fuck off back to .reddit, I hear they actually like it there.

Like it was an apartment that as soon as you walked in they would hang up a sheet with the hole in it.

I helped my ex gf to get fucked by a friend's dog

SURE YOU COULD. GO BACK HERE- WWW. RE-DDITFORFAGS,COM

Probably a faggot then. Women wont care if you see them.

I know the secret to the shitty new Captchas.
You know the ones with a single picture and there's like 9 or 12 boxes to check? Don't check them.

Here's how it works.

You have to solve the first Captcha they give you . Then it gets pissy and wants you to solve another even though you solved the first one perfecty.

The 2nd captcha is one of those pictures of a single thing - pick all boxes that show it. LIke a guitar or something. Just pick one square. 80% of the time it takes it.

Try it faggot. If it doesn't work the first time try it again faggot.

I'm bisexual and for over a year I've had a fuckin major crush on my best friend, who's straight. He knows I'm bi and he knows the reason I started talking to him is because I thought he was cute. He doesn't know that I never got over my crush on him, though. As far as he knows I got over it when I found out he's straight. I generally don't obsess over straight guys or lesbians, but dammit Sup Forums, I think he'd be the one if he wasn't straight.

I once fucked my bf and got shit on my cock. He didnt notice so I pretended to finish then went to the bathroom and smeared it on myself and blew my load. I was high on Valium and have felt gross about it ever since

very funny Mr. President, but we don't need your ridiculous shit here.

>go rage Tweet about something instead

fucking gays

are you me?

am i you?

Maybe. Are you a fucking faggot?

WTF? Sup Forums BECAME SELF AWARE?

>You're renting a man for sex.
>trans escort

Stayed at my sister in laws house for 6 months while saving for a house.
Every few days I'd Cum in her shampoo, body wash, and lotions as well as let Cum dry in her toothbrush.
I loved knowing she washed in me, rubbed me into her, and put me in her mouth.
Sometimes she'd even say how soft her hair feels. All I could do was smile.

Tried to figure out how to make it work with her toothpaste or mouth wash, but those are a bit harder to get away with.

She looks exactly like Lichelle Marie.
Pic of her porn star look alike.

how did you get her to peg you?

I swear to god if you talk to me i'm blackmailing you

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you user

I used to fuck my teddy bear, i cut a hole in it rhis was like when i was 8 or some shit and i couldnt cum yet hot teddy bear tho

WTF? IT'S LIKE FUCKING YOUR MOTHER- STICK YOUR COCK IN THE WHOLE AND HUMP AWAY

you faggots are disgusting.

Bump

I really want my gf to finger my ass while giving a bj but i dont think shes down

Me and my wife have been trying new things in bed this year as our new years resolutions because our sex life has been declining ever since we had our first son four months ago. Last week we tried public sex for the very first time ever and for the very first time in three years I came within the first five minutes.

My redhead ex gf used to do this, it's fucking amazing.

My gf is a red head does that mean theres a chance lol but srsly hpw do you convincce

i brake into people's houses at night and reverse the hanging of there toilet paper

Redheads will do anything, just subtlety bring it up that you saw it online and it was really weird. She will probably just do it to see your reaction

I just realized that I wasted the last 6 years of my life studying a soon-to-be-irrelevant language, and I honestly don't know what to do with myself now. Everyone who knows me thinks I'm fine, but I'm about a few short thoughts/sentences from having a full-blown breakdown.

I have an advanced form of MPD which only comes out during a full moon. Sometimes I wake up in another country dressed up as a maid with cum leaking out of my eardrum. It's not a pleasant experience.

>I wasted the last 6 years of my life studying a soon-to-be-irrelevant language
french?

Japanese. I passed the JLPT N4 in 2015, failed N3 last year, and now I have next to zero motivation to keep going for a number of reasons.

Your gay and nothing you say will prove otherwise

Kek

I used to know a Nigger who said he would fuck his mom

I used to know a TallyWacker who said he would fuck his sister