NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread.

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If New Zealand
is Australia's Australia

and Australia is on the other side
of the world from me

so New Zealand's on the other side
of the world from Australia?

...am I in New Zealand?

...

stay cucked Austard

If she was really in New Zealand

she would be


upside

down

>implying the earth isn't flat

>implying we live on earth

>Go get coffee
>Get home
>Cats run to the door and get in my way
>Fucking drop it and spill all of it

Yeah, guess how fucking happy I am right now!

Vote winston

Why are IDs even gone?

who /flu/ here

how do you clean
coffee offf the ceiling?

why is ithis posted in every thread?

because fuck you

this is a nice thread, please apologize to the user

Get vitamin c into you.

Not interested.

it's a legitimate question. no need to project your autism

Dunedin reporting.

Test Cricket starting tomorrow at uni oval. hope to get along to watch a bit in between classes. hope the weather stays nice.

How're we all tonight apart from being sick?

Still fucking fuming about this.

Also trying to make a terrarium for me mushrooms and haven't got a drill, so going to be a fun night making holes in the tote.

>tfw haven't got a drill

got like 3 cartons of juice. hopefully should do the job

Hopefully, fingers crossed, baby.

I shall accept the power of your trips

Greatest contribution to world culture:
Bad Taste (1987)

Wellyfag here. Professor teaching class told me that pedosexuals should be accepted in society. Sick fuck.

Did you call him out on it?

New Zealand is best tank design country

How's the weather looking? Was keen to check out the day night first class match at seddon park but it's been raining here since 5ish.

Weather looks good for Tomorrow, Thursday and Friday, but rain on forcast for Sat & Sun.

BUT

this is Dunedin we're talking about so who fucking knows.

Been keen as fuck to watch some cricket, never comes down here enough!

was a girl lol, it was in a private conversation after class, but that shit was fucked, gonna hit her up again soon.

lad's

Sweet! I need to book some time off work to go to the Hamilton match.

Timetables in class suit this test match pretty well. apart from Fridays session(s).

$25 per day (student concession), or $125 (i think) for the 4 days as an adult. will prob do the $25 per day.

Damn right

...

...

>implying we're alive

>Christchurch

imagine if earth was green

Me, wanna share?

What?

get out of here with your jew diseases

I mean, since I'm sick too there is no risk of getting me sick...

Dunners reporting.

How are we all?

Fuck i'm sick of libtards at Vic.

for the second night in a row, I'm not gunna kiss you

>nazi happy land
>no super efficient autoban
>no zeppelins
WTF is this amish shit

i will literally cuck you

What if we are already dead user?
What if this is the after life?
What if user! What if!!!

Its ok, I don't have a drill either.
Yo, not doing too bad. wbu?

Got my cup size measured today. 14F. That's he biggest cuck of all times cause beyond a DD you're guarandamnteed to pay $60+ for bras -.-'

shut up quercy

Angry, did you see what happened with my coffee?!

come on kido that dont even look real
but yes your right you cant catch aids twice

fuck up Tala

Also what chunes are we listening to on this night?
youtube.com/watch?v=EtF_DMhL4lw

Reply to this post with an "Oh, yeah, fuck yes!" if you think Dunners should post a photo of his hairy hole for us all.

mushrooms don't need light.

No, you cunts talk about kyselves every night, Ive got an actual problem I'm gonna bitch about it

...

you call that a car
this is a car

yeah nah, fuck that

You obviously know nothing about mushrooms so shut the fuck up.

Quercy, do you know any good glory holes in Wellington? thinking of sucking my first dick tonight

kek

Peaches and cream lower Hutt. Idk if they're open now but I'm pretty sure they have a full on jack off cinema.

sorry I cant hear you over you thrusting your cleavage at the monitor

You into dirty old guys?

thanks
anything really. am not gay tho

darkness help preserve the spores. simple google could help you with the basics if you're on your first attempt growing.

...

>am not gay tho
So? Go on grindr and get someone whose decent.

The fuck has that got to do with anything?

fuck im hard

nevermind. have fun with you glass full of dirt you autistic hamleg.

Yeah, so-so.
I did. Sorry for your loss. Cats don't seem to care about human problems, as far as I can tell.
This is pretty fuckin' cool. Never heard anything quite like it before.
Was bumping this prior. The music video kinda fucked me up the first time I saw it.
youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g
Oh, yeah, fuck yes!
No, that is childhood trauma. THIS is a real car.

How'd you get into tame impala? Most of my friends ave never heard of them.

I've clearly done the necessary reading to get to the point of needing my grow chamber set up.

How did you get I needed to be told about light from:

>tfw no drill

When I was at Maccas, fingering myself furiously in the bathroom one day, I heard it on the radio there.

Had to tell Scotty, who was standing outside the bathroom, saying "You're the man, bro" to keep quiet so I could hear it.

Fuck I love cars.

Fuckin' tune mate. That car looks like a pimped out pope-mobile.

They played on Hauraki before Hauraki went to shit
How you going there, bud?
You could fit so many hot nuns in that rig, I tell ya.

pic related it's a prozy i fucked last year when i was drunk and horny in my hotel room

are you two 'love'ing my photo out of mockery? im being satire guys >:(

You're using a terrarium. Just use a cardboard box or an old dresser draw.

genuinely had to ponder whether this was Dunners or not

I want to fuck an fursuiter
I hear there's lots in Wellington, and it seems like lots are female, wat do

Seems pretty obvious doesn't it? Go there and fuck one.

nah actually NZ is better and unfortunately right next to Aus.

and look that pigs still pulling pubs out of her teeth

But they're location
It's a mistery

Not the only on my bro.

Aww fuck, we got busted!
Nah, we're not mocking you dw. Pls no angery react

dunners reporting the fuck in
whats good with you faggots?

Stop, that's just dumb, he's already here and I already posted my story about "Hi, I'm Dunners, I finger myself.".

If this was a job interview you'd have failed.

not the poster but you know sometimes people just post that they are from dunedin and may not necessarily be trying to take the identity of dunners.

Example. "Dunedin reporting in".

This happened in the summer last year. Went out clubbing all night with my girlfriend and a bunch of friends. Needless to say that we all drank too much and got pretty wasted. A good friend of ours who was visiting from out of town was meant to sleep over at another friend's place. That other friend was with us but ended up leaving early so our friend came over to our apartment instead. What happened next, I can only explain by the fact that my girlfriend is pretty kinky and that I had discussed my MMF 3some fantasies with her in the past. It still took me by surprise. The three of us came home after the party and our friend and I made ourselves comfortable on the couch in the living room with another drink while my girlfriend disappeared for a few minutes in the bathroom or bedroom. Out of nowhere, she suddenly appeared in the living room wearing nothing but this sexy fishnet outfit. My friend and I were speechless. She approached us (sitting next to each other on the couch) and got on her knees between and in front of us. We both took off our pants and she started sucking our cocks, switching from one to the other. Eventually we got her fully undressed (and ourselves as well) and next thing I knew we were banging her in various positions, with one cock in her pussy and the other cock in her mouth, alternating every few minutes. I ended up cumming on her butt and back. I got some tissues, wiped her clean, and went off to the bathroom to take a shower while my friend was still banging her. I didn't see this (unfortunately), as I was in the shower, but he ended up cumming in her mouth. Afterwards, we all fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. The following morning was much less awkward than I had anticipated.

He's already here though.

I literally got my name from reporting in like this regularly. I was just the only Dunedin poster around at the time

Don't worry. There's been others before you lel

So... Hopefully I kick this cold before Friday.

Post whatever else you got saved.