I need to take a massive shit right now

I need to take a massive shit right now.
First dubs tells me what I do with it.
will deliver. hurry faggots it's coming.

Flush it down the toilet like a goddamned normal ass human

eat it with doritos

eat it

put it in your ear

put it back in your anus

microwave it for 5 minutes.

EAT ITTTT

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reroll

hurry the fuck up faggots. I haven't got all day.

do it

froze it in your fridge and then eat it like an ice cream

last try

Shit into you hands microwave it then eat it

put a face to it and then eat it

throw it to your mom's face

put it in your belly and shove it all

Scrape out margarine from tub, put shit in tub, put margarine over shit hiding it, put back in the fridge for your mommy to find

eat it.

Microwave it for 10 minutes then boil it until its dissolved then drink it all.

shower with it and use it like a soap

roll it in kitty litter then shove it back into your anus

win

Rub into hair reeeal good with pics

lol

yum yum winrar

boom. deux it fagit

alright, guess drink it it's better than just eating it

Wow

pics or it didn't happen fag

>I need to take a massive shit right now.
>First dubs tells me what I do with it.
>will deliver. hurry faggots it's coming.


Put if back into your ass

here comes the airplane

do it with pics faggot

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OP here: I'm not fucking doing this:You stupid cunts had a chance to request something creative. Go fuck yourselves. Thread can die.

Fuck you

pussy. don't ever post here again.

kys

what did you think was going to happen you fucking faggot?

Fuck you cunts. You pussies upset because I actually have some self worth to NOT do that?

I would done anything that wouldn't have caused bodily harm to myself. Fuck, I would have shit, then drive up to a Jack n Box drive through and flung it at the cashier with video.

I'm not the fucking idiot here. You dumb cunts are. I was ready to do something really funny for you fucks, but you pissed it away.

Some creativity, thought wrong.

Holy fuck you're taking this so seriously, do whatever you want with your shit, done.

doxx this fag

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why post on Sup Forums then? making threads like this is like betting to do anything. LITERALLY ANYTHING

dont post if you dont gonna be prepared to do serious shit

examples like this are many, just search for best of Sup Forums

why are you even surprised? OP is always a fag