I'm going to have sex with a tranny this weekend, any advice Sup Forums?

I'm going to have sex with a tranny this weekend, any advice Sup Forums?

Pic related?

I fucking wish

Any advice? Any... advice?

Just suck her dick and fuck her in the ass...

Really nigger?

Just look at that cock,theres not a pinch of femininety in it

are you gay or something?

why are you a faggot?

Take it from me, make sure she's not over 40 and doesn't smoke and has at least a longer than 3" dick.

him*

Well I like trannies, so I aint completely straight.

Her dick is bigger than mine, at least it looks like it is from the pics.

What the fuck ever who cares calm your tits

What are you talking about, OP's girls dick is very feminine

Try not to laugh when she speaks.

Squint your eyes so that her hands look smaller.

Hope (maybe pray) that she's flushed her passage beforehand.

I'm a tranny, and here's a few things

>Don't ask her to fuck your ass unless she's a prostitute
>Use she/her pronouns
>Treat her like you'd treat any other girl on a date
>Don't call her a tranny, shemale, dickgirl, etc. unless she refers to herself as such
>Don't bring up her being transgender unless she does.

Seriously literally all we want is to be treated like regular women. It's not that complicated

The complication here is that you're a fugly dude in a skirt.

but dude, YOUR A FUCKIN DUDE! NOONE IS GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE A BITCH, CUZ YOUR A BRO! YOU FUCKIN HOMO!

Show pics or fuck off

CUCK OFF FAGGOT

But regular women don't have dicks

But ur not regular women and deserve no respect.

how am i supposed to talk dirty to you?

Yeah: don't.

/thread

Start by telling my how soft to the touch my lovely feminine penis is and how feminine the whiskers on my chin feel against your balls and how hairy my balls are and how my boobs are tiny and I look flat chested and tell me how you love my deep voice and that it's all okay and still doesn't stop me from being a real woman.

As long as I get to suck your cock

hi kate

*in deep monotone voice*
That's okay sugar

kill your self op. You have gone too far.

But I want to fuck the tranny first

if you're not planning on dating a tranny, either STFU or GTFO or both. No one gives a shit what your retard asses think

None, don't.

and if you are, you should probably listen to the tranny if you don't want either a drink thrown in your face or have your dumb little heart broken

You take all the fun out of fucking a tranny. You might as well be a faggot. You talk one, thats for sure.

You're the hopeless romantic equating "hiring a tranny off backpage" with "dating", you dumb faggot

If this generation wasn't so pussified/pacified and were brainwashed into accepting and indulging in homosexuality and knew how to approach and talk to women, this thread would be nonexistent.

>don't
Exactly what I was thinking

so men don't deserve respect?

you want to fuck another dude? that's on you just don't go around pretending it's a female

But dude, you're a dude LARPing. You know and I know you're a man. Why do we have to pretend you're a gril? Can't we just be honest with each other and you suck my dick and I'll suck yours?

i watched tranny and sissy hypno porn exclusively for almost 2 years, finally organised and fucked one 3 months ago, she was a stunning blonde. During the fuck i obviously thought it was awesome at the time but ever since that day i havent even wanted to think of tranny or sissy shit. Ive stopped watching that porn and am actually finding enjoyment in watching straight porn again. so in closing, fucking that tranny was the best thing to ever happen to me

Why would you want a bigger dick? The traps with the small ones are better

y tho

i seriously don't know...its just happening.

oh..
pics of the blonde?

That's cuck

I hate to shatter your carefully crafted fragile worldviews, but you know damn good and well that if there wasn't a bunch of talking heads pushing the issue that trannys are women you'd have been just fine with it. I honestly don't see what the fuck the big deal is. Why deny the science? The chromosomes? Why can't you walking histrionic personality disorders deal with it the way ladyboys in Thailand have? Call it an in-between gender or sex. Boom. Done. You get your special designation without infringing on the natural order of things. Everyone is happy.

i didnt save one of her backpages advert photos, but she basically looked like this. doubt me if you want but i forked out a lot of coin for it because of how good looking she was. 300 for 30 minutes if i remember correctly

damn.. noice

Good for you, dude. Enjoy it.

I plan on it

A veteran of 20 encounters with trannies here.

My advice is to be more intimate than the average Joe that's what i do i like to suck on her tits till they are erect (nipples) and i like to kiss a lot too. I want them to enjoy it too , any how like the other user said i would advice Sucking her letting her suck you and fucking her.

If you are feeling adventurous you can try eating that ass

I have tgirls from Brazil messaging me for pics of me cock and messages and shit becuase they actually enjoyed our time together which makes me feel good is about you mate but it'\s a good feeling.

Thanks user

You are not regular women, you are not women at all. You have a mental disease and you should be treated as such. Stop pushing your disgusting disease on others you deranged faggot.

YOU A WHOLE ASS NIGGA MY GUY, GO GET YOU A CHOPPED CHEESE AND FACE REALITY.

Hope you enjoy the smell of shit and AIDS

What does AIDS smell like?