Vancouver Canucks at Detroit Red Wings

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wings are back lads

>tfw out on a walk an missed puck drop and a goal

Pic related

Nice snapshot buckaroo

Gotta love those late night rape walks

Thanks

I can only agree

>"Hockeytown"
>Quiet stadium
>Empty thread
Nice job

>missing a slapper save from the blue line

I like the way this is going!

>That filename
Johann, pls

He's not wrong

Just memein'

>empty thread
I don't get this desu, we had some of the most populated /hoc/ threads last year. We must have all gotten qt gfs
>except me ;_;

At least >we aren't losing

>Beating the Canucks
Truly an achievement to write home about

>No qt girlfriend
>Pretty sure you have a partially torn meniscus

Life no bueno

A big part of it is that nobody wants to be the person to make the thread. I just shitpost in /hoc/ like it's our thread until someone does it.

There's winning, and there's losing. Not much in between really matters. They could be beating a fucking ECHL team and I'd be happy.

>We must have all gotten qt gfs
>except me ;_;

>Lindenning is going to fire Willie and still pretend this is a playoff team because of it
Scared

>Canucks fan from Vancouver
>No harem of asians and white girls

There is still time my friend

Dats whistler

Cool, didn't know that

Are we going to get a new DJ with the new arena?

Where the fuck is the game

Fuck off commericalball

hope not hes legendary for quick reactions like this youtube.com/watch?v=W5u0khFnHUg

Sorry mates, I was writing my code. I can't get it to completely work, but if I submit now I get a 93%.

Close enough.

probably missing a ; somewhere

Lel, I have never noticed the choice of music in that segment

Well done, I will assume that I may save it

Nah it's a semantic error. Works for some cases though.

Also here are our stats over games. Red is goals for, gray against. Shootout goals not counted.

Thoughts on Virtanen getting sent down to the AHL?

>AHL (2015) - 12 games played, 1 point
>NHL (2016) - 10 games played, 1 point

>Thoughts on Bustanen
Well, I knew he was a bad pick in 2014

Stecher, a fucking DEFENSEMAN, has 5 shots on goal tonight.

No Vancouver forward has more than 2 shots.

How does this manlet defenseman do it?

>7 shots
>5 shots
>6 shots

Is he, dare I say it, a mighty midget?

It sucks. I apologize to my Swedebros in here for not picking Nylander.

Ehlers is fucking GOAT too.

>Ehlers
>Best passer on Jets
>Would have like 8 goals if he scored on his 50 breakaways a game

Just 10% more power on his shot and those breakaways go in

It's crazy how we passed up on all these skilled forwards.

And for what, a meat and potatoes bust "gritty" man? So fucking gritty he doesn't defend his teammates when they get cheap shot out there on the ice IN FRONT of him?

>haha my favourite player is Bertoozey xDDD

Don't worry about it. Toronto isn't really a worse option than Vancouver for Nylander tbf

Yes, but Virtanen is cancerous for us. Via 1st and 2nd hand accounts from radio/people on hfboards. He likes to party hardy, he drinks up after every game, he hassles teenage cashiers, he whines about ice time and linemates, he acted entitled to shit since Calgary, he's overweight, Steve Yzerman was more willing to take pics with people after a Tampa game in Vancouver than Virtanen.

Oh man I haven't posted this in a while.

>check these Kronwalls

I do feel sorry for you, but it is a little hard not to laugh when it's not "your" team. I would be pretty mad if it was though, I despise shits like that in general

Don't get it confused, Benning spouting crap like, I shit you not, "building a winner" and "meat and potatoes is hilarious.

Check out this totally serious Canucks made website and feel the cringe
nextchapter.canucks.com/#5thPage

Well fuck

>ANOTHER good shot by Stecher
>finished off by the Sedins

Jesus.

Fuck off Virtanen and don't come back.

rrreeee

Lel, the number of hits are his best feature. What a bust.

I feel bad for you, but I'm glad that he busts

I've been married for 4 years senpai, doesn't stop me from being here most nights.

>tfw no orange hat

i bet you like wearing green hats hehe

>I bet you like rooting for the worst team in the league

>I bet you think we all forgot about you boasting how undefeated >your team was early in the year

>I bet you won't post butt you whore

>thinking no one knows what that means
>i know what it means
>and I know you're asian because of it

>6 shots in 15 minutes
>B-BUT I DON'T GET ENOUGH CHANCES! I NEED MORE ICE-TIME!

stay in the AHL 5 ever scrubbo

>double post
rrreee

Where are the big, muscular and elite black players?

With your mom

>Sbisa

Absolutely not. Go blue.

just one more year left :)

what the fuck is up with antoin rodin, "inflamed knee" my fucking ass

fucking swedes so weak

N1 OTT

THANK YOU OTTER AND TATERS GUY

Git rekt nerd

>Letting fucking OTT score on you

>Beaten by Jonathan Ericsson and Steve Ott
What a joke this team is.

They're busy being too poor to play the sport

He shredded his knee and required extensive surgery. Retard Canucks team had him play after 8 months for an injury with a year long recovery time

Guess we'll see him next season.

We could've had him have a "conditioning stint" in the AHL for free while he recovered more.

Git rekt nerd

If he isn't able to play by January consider his career over

Who's getting the empty netter?

Howie

Sweet fuckin save tbf

THAT SNAG

HOLY SHIT

Holy fucking shit

WEBM NAO

Holy shit miller

this

miller_tries_to_save_his_save_percentage.webm

Howe has cheese for brains and is dead.

B A S E D
A
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Who do you think Ryan Miller voted for?

Sadly I wasn't recording it tonight. I need to start doing that.

>literally can't read

>Howie
Post butt too

>Glendening
lel

I'm sure a replay will turn up on sportsnets youtube account or something

>those digits
Meme magic confirms he voted Trump

Yeah I made lots of webms from there before

>Cool hand luke not so cool there.
What a beaut mickey is

SOUTH DETROIT

Look at who he married.

Look at what he named his son.

It's pretty obvious.

Miller.webm streamable.com/dol9

GG Canucks, thanks for a comfy thread

Nice!

Heh, He always finds the right thing to say

Who

Damn that's choppy. I'll make a webm out of it anyway.

A bollywood actor.

He named his son a traditional Indian some-of-the-thousand-of-deities name.

Thanks

So he voted for Trump in hopes that he will deport them, thus erasing his mistakes?

Kekt

...

Man the Casucks are going to ruin Nolan.


That is of course unless Benning trades 1st overall for Lovejoy or some shit