>you missed out on taking your first loves virginity >you missed out on exploring eachothers bodies and learning about you and the female body >you missed out on the illusion of love >you missed out on you passionately fucking her and despite both being bad at it, you came at the same time and held eachother >you missed out on the feeling of tight 16 year old pussy gripping your cock
Those years are gone, anons. They're never coming back. Women are more experienced, and you're a virgin. You will never, ever relive those days. Once you aren't a teenager, you're slowly entering the abyss of being someone they settle with.
Ian Lopez
Yeeee depression i love that........
Carter Edwards
Ah, so young...
Carson Barnes
meh
Justin Lewis
1. nope 2. nope 3. definitely not 4. ya I missed that 5. nope
Mason Jones
well, i guess someone had to miss out.
Brayden Turner
>you missed out on the feeling of tight 16 year old pussy gripping your cock >this is illegal in the US
oh america
you so christian fundamentalist
Ryder Ross
Except my 16 year old pussy WAS gripping his dick. Didn't miss out there.
Nolan Sullivan
I might have missed it yeah sure but whatever m8. There is no rule with these matters, it is never to late to learn.
>t. 23yo guy who finally discovered love
Hudson Powell
I missed out on the awkward terrible sex and skipped straight to (my first time) anal with a married alt chick. I'm fine with this
Alexander Reed
But I didn't
Nicholas Collins
>you missed out the awkward and embarrassing part of your sex life
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>being that idiot
William Nguyen
Yeah, I did.
I miss the days of almost no responsibility.
But there's hope for me. Almost 21 now, still have the V card, and I'm staying positive.
Justin Diaz
>missed out HA no. I played lots of Everquest
Jaxon Jenkins
same here
i also miss the days of knowing it was very unlikely to get a STD or eating/fucking someone else's leftovers
>good times
Bentley Cook
Lol gotcha
Actually had a dream the other day about this kinda stuff. I was in high school and had a hot GF that was in other class and she would come to me with snacks that she cooked, would sit on my lap while I was eating the fucking snack and talking with my schoolmates.
It was oddly specific and I didn't want to wake up.
Nathan Campbell
>>you missed out on the feeling of tight 16 year old pussy gripping your cock I can still get that legally.
Noah Evans
the feels
Hunter Jackson
Glad i didnt miss out on it. Eating clean untouched pussy was tasty mmmmm
Joseph Evans
I missed out on literally none of those things. >mfw OP is a bitter 46 year old virgin trying to make everyone else feel as bad as he does
