Objectively speaking, who had the better business card?

Objectively speaking, who had the better business card?

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they all looked practically the same

Excuse me?

Paul Allen
>that subtle off-white coloring
>that tasteful thickness
>watermark
>sweating.jpg

I guess this has got to be added to the list of scenes women will NEVER understand.

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Paul Allen had the best card that's why dubs guy killed him

Luis had a better card than Bateman.

Paul Allen

Van Patten's name is bolded, and the card is textured, as opposed to Bateman's plain card.

Pryce's has the texture, but not the bolding of the name. It's the same as Bateman's otherwise.

Paul Allen's is the same as Pryce. So I would give it to Van Patten. (although we all know louis would have crushed all these other fags)

Bryce obviously.

>who had the better business card thread
>doesn't post the business cards

>implying that van patten's card wasn't the best

how'd a nitwit like him get so tasteful in the first place?

You're forgetting Bryce's raised text

Bryce of course u fucking pleb
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I'm not gonna lie, Paul Allen's has some sexy font and coloring to it.

I really hate how Bateman's has a space before the & but not after.

Would fire instantly.

You're not supposed to look at the fucking spacing, you tremendous retard.

I just noticed they all have the same phone number.

Haha acquisitions is spelled wrong

BRYCE
obviously, he's the only faggot with any taste. Just look at the serif-fonts all the other idiots got themselves.

sansserifs all the way.
His also looks cleanest, while batemans for example has the text offcenter ( large empty strip on top as compared to the others )

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Paul Allen GOAT

Van Patten A SHIT

Oh shit, did he? Well that's me lookin like a regular clown.

>not picking Van Patten's card
lmao nice try faggot

I never realized how shitty Bateman's card really was... was there some deeper metaphor here that can explain why his card was so bad compared to the others?

except the point of the scene is that they all look practically the same except for tiny differences that nobody outside of their tiny social circle would care about, but to Patrick make a profound difference.

One of the themes in the movie is the interchangeability of all the VPs. How they're hardly even individuals. it's why Patrick keeps getting mistaken for that other guy.

The fact that Patrick becomes so unnerved at Paul Allen's card despite it being hardly different from his own isn't because it's 'objectively better', though Patrick seems to think so. It's just another way to show how obsessive Bateman is about the minute superficial details that he defines himself by.

There's something off-putting about it, though.

>Is that a gram?

what did he mean by this?

no but seriously, what did he mean?

>being unable to appreciate the detail in font and coloring
spotted the pleb

i think it's time for you to play with your crayons. run along now.

a gramme?
He was asking about the weight of the card, i.e. about the thickness, quality and sturdyness of the card

If I could mix and match, I would choose Bateman's card stock and Bryce's typeface.

so i'm guessing that "a gramme" was a way to say business card in this setting.

>Bateman's card stock
Eggshell is clearly superior to Bone.

this pretty much tbqh senpai

it also ties into being able to identify a g of coke from feel, kinda precise shit of for a chem pleb

source: drugs

No fucking shit nigga, it was a meme I was pulling.

no, it is a unit of weight you ameritard.
Kilogramme = 1.000 Gramm

>it's an user doesn't get the joke episode

>New card, what do you think?
>Woho, very nice, look at that.

you're clearly handicapped. bryce asked patrick if what he was pulling out was a "gramme." in the context of a business setting, gramme is most likely a term that they used for their business cards.

>tfw you realize that we will never see McDermott's card

who's the best character in the film?

>not going with husbando material Luis~san

>That's cool babe, but that's nothing.

POST YOUR REACTION TO THIS

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>babe
bateman

>But wait, you've seen nothing yet.

Where's the watermark here?

Despite Bateman's internal monologue, there isn't one.

Wait, it only just occurred to me?

How are they ALL Vice President of the company?

I wish I could smoke in the office :(

>the original film looked okay
>the acting was really well done
>there wasn't really anything wrong with the lighting or the post-production
>let's hire some gay porn tier actors and fuck with the color correction so that it looks greener than Shrek's smegma

First sentence wasn't meant to be a question.

The "BATEMAN" is very unaesthetic.

kek

they all have the same phone numbers on their cards as well.
I think bateman made them up in his head.

Either Bateman's nutbar and he sees it that way, or it emphasizes what said in them being completely interchangeable outside of their names.

Why doesn't the Luis Carruthers card get any love?

Cause it's inferior and probably covered in cum

How did a nitwit like you get into this thread?

A company can have multiple vice presidents.

I think he said "Bateman", not "babe".

Many companies have large numbers of vice-presidencies.
They don't take their outside calls directly, it goes from the receptionist to their secretaries then *maybe* to them.

In the movie when they all saw his card they all got annoyed as if was better than theirs. But it's actually ugly as fuck.

His card, like himself with his haircut and bowtie, stand out and isn't like the others. His card says the same things, but it has details in its look makes him unique.

That all have the same phone number without even an extension line?

I misheard the first time.

Because Carruthers rivals Bateman for worst card.

>That all have the same phone number without even an extension line?

You only give the extension line to people you want/have to talk to. If it was on your business card people might be calling you all the time directly. Without it, the receptionist has to deal with and they can just say "he's in a meeting, etc".

I can't believe user prefers all other cards to Bateman's......

Enjoy your ban.

Van Patten's card is easily the worst

M&A firms have pyramid groups of roles.

Associate>Analyst>Vice president> president.

They're just titles, they have nothing to do with the real ownership or running of the firm.

Use the earlier "club-bathroom coke scene" as a reference for what "is that a gram" means you fucktard.

>It's an M&A company

No wonder all 4 of them are so interchangeable.

Bateman's is awful. The ascenders and descenders in the numbers are hideous, there are many fonts like that out there and they're a good way to get your document trashed. The bizarre spacing by the ampersand is distracting. The stock looks like something Staples gives a high school kid that doesn't know what he's asking for.

Bryce has superior stock. I'm partial to serifs but his font is tasteful. Van Patten also has a decent font and stock. Allen's isn't perfect, it looks like it came out of a thermal receipt printer, but he had the singular good sense to put the business address and contact numbers on two lines.

Camerawork is shit here.

because the card discussion had long past, and then carruthers the fucking goof comes in with his tacky ass gold lettering

Bryce's cards looks like it has a real quality feel to it. It looks touchable, like it would be nice to feel and rub your finger over.

Bryce > Allen > Van Patten > Bateman

Then what was the point of Allen giving his card to Bryce? Is his secretary going to call the general number to set up the Squash game?

Paul Allen > Bryce = Bateman > Van Patten

only right answer

It was just Allen's way of presenting his new card to show off to his peers.

Van Patten had the eggshell stock, Bryce had pale nimbus white.

It was also about establishing a sort of dominance within the office, despite them all having the exact same titles and job descriptions.

> Sure, let's play a friendly game of squash. Here, call my assistant and she'll set up a phone call with me when I have the time.

So, was Bateman gay?

No.

No smoking

"this is not an exit" more like bateman can't come outta the closet, amirite?

this lowers the quality of the movie for me

Van Patten's card is shit but is way better than Bateman's card.
Bateman's card is literally babby's first card. It's as if he went to Kinkos and asked the minimum wage-slave to recommend him a style.
Allen > Bryce >>> Van Patten >>>>>>>> Bateman and it's not even close

>jealousy of someone for having a better version of something you already have
>spending money on trivial superficial shit

You need to work on your misogyny user.

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Because it is gaudy, just like his wardrobe and behavior around the office.

>all four cards say VICE PRESIDENT
>same fax and telex numbers

DEEPEST LORE

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That ginger faggot

>paul allen the only card with xxx.xxx.xxxx number
no wonder bateman shat his pants looking at it
that alone sets it above the rest

Dubs

Bateman's really is the shittest, no meme here

it looks like some cheap, Chinese counterfeit of real cards, like Allen's

He was better than Regular Joes, but still bottom of the barrel of his peers group. Everyone says that he is a dork, a loser, etc.

It's also evident by his card