Officially broke up with my girlfriend today. Whats the closest thing to the feeling of fucking a warm, moist vagina...

Officially broke up with my girlfriend today. Whats the closest thing to the feeling of fucking a warm, moist vagina? Cause fapping just doesn't cut it.

> Whats the closest thing to the feeling of fucking a warm, moist vagina?
Nada

Dubs = truth

Get a mango. microwave for 13 seconds.. no moue,, drill out the pith with a drill.. instant pussy

Sounds like a waste of a mango

Suicide

Well mangoes are shit anyways

if ur gay theyre shit

If you're not going to get a hooker, at least get a fleshlight.

I ain't risking STDs my dude.

Seconded advice to get a hooker

So use a condom. The chances are actually staggeringly low.

A fleshlite with those little chemical hand warming things between the sleeve and the case is pretty good.

A holes a hole

Hell yeah. Fuck that mango hating' mick.

Hey while we are on the topic of hookers, any tips? It's always crossed my mind yet I wouldn't even know where to begin to look (safely that is). I am more of a hand job guy myself so any rub n tug tips/stories?

Still not risking it

Suit yourself. Your blue balls, not mine.

fuck a goat's ass, muhammed!

Backpage escort.

I don't feel like getting stabbed

But my computer is in my room.

dogs have warm, moist vaginas

thats the point nigger