Hey Sup Forums, I just found this in my room. Does anybody know what it is?

Hey Sup Forums, I just found this in my room. Does anybody know what it is?

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What the shit user...

Do you have some sort of prehistorical portal in your house?

Looks sorta like an earwig. Harmless.

it's a type of caterpillar. Put in penis hole

Silverfish

Silverfish. They eat wallpaper glue, book bindings, other household paper stuff.

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No? Do you know what it is? I live near a forest if that helps

It's a demon

Thats a silverfish
Its not a fish and its not silver, but theyre bros and harmless, they just wanna eat your books, you dont read anyways user

I always find these in my stacks of papers.

ARE YOU GUYS TROLLING OR ACTUALLY RETARDED ITS A BABY COCKROACH THAT MEANS THERES A NEST IN YOUR HOUSE BURN IT DOWN NOW!

A silverfish, you filthy shit. Clean your fucking house.

silverfish
I have tons of those in my house

if dubs you eat it

It's a cum eating bore worm. Do you jack off onto the carpet, you filthy beast?

Rolling for this

Op here
I guess it is a silver fish I had never seen one before only tiny ones. Makes sense I have a ton of books in my room that I'm holding for the library(they just had a fire and I live in a town of 700 people so I'm holding some while they rebuild) thanks Sup Forums

It's a silverfish. Fast fucks. Try to touch it, it leaves some sort of silver powder on your finger.

They're harmless to people, but they eat fucking everything.

This
Clean your fucking room.

Silverfish user

It's a silverfish, it has barely changed for millions of years, they can eat anything cellulose and their way of mating is the male putting a glob of semen on the ground and luring the female to walk over it.

>their way of mating is the male putting a glob of semen on the ground and luring the female to walk over it
savage

ye m8 fukin fully sick ay cunt

if 666666, you eat it

hory sheet

looks like you're eating it op

oh

Ayy

PRAISE KEK

lol

c h e c k e d

but OP is a faggot so sexts wasted

OH SHIT I DID IT

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winner

oh shit bois

Holy mother of God...

Yup, it must've worked though, because they haven't changed much.

Whoa

WINRAR

I came
WITNESSED

time to delivar OP

can I get a quick rundown?

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WITNESSED

beta eat up you little fuck

PRAISE BE TO KEK

OP MUST DELIVER FOR THE GLORY OF THE KEKISTANI ANCIENTS

Fucking witnessed

These breed like rats, used to have them. Had a friend spray the bottom of walls and now theres not a single one.

SWEET Jésus

AAAAYYYYYYYYY LEMAOOOOOOOOOOOUUU

top KEK

OP here
No I will not eat it, that is disgusting.

what a time to be alive

anyone who posts this to r/Sup Forums
include me in the screencap or you will never get erect again

WITNESSED
YOU GOTTA EAT IT NOW OP

>eating a bro for digits
shiggydiggy off yourselves

simple and plain
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish

spray what? urine?

spray the bottom of walls with his jizz?

Well shit my dick. Get eating boy.

heyy

Fucking pussy

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but the get...

muh maaan 36

fucking do it

FAGGOT ALERT
MODS SHOULD BAN THIS PHAGGOT

MFW

The madman

oh shit 911

You should never have come here.

Fag.

If you don't eat it your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Kek demands a blood sacrifice one way or another

MY FUCKING SIDES

Holy fucking Adolf hitler

The get laws demand it

just roast it with some garlic or something.

Eat

Aaaaaaaah

mother of god...

what an incredible get
absolutely remarkable

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>getting baited

WITNESSED
DO IT OP

i'm just here for the screencap plz

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faggot

Fuck this guy! Screencap me!

just fucking deep fry it faggot.

hexception

OP here, guess im eating this fucker. Will post yt link when uploaded

Witnessed

Satan-chekd'

911 of truth
Ban this butt pirate

include me in screencap

BAN THIS MAN FOR GOING AGAINST THE DARK LORD

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Silverfish

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish

don't be a faggot OP.

god clearly wants you to do this.


short of the angel fucking gabriel coming down from heaven and cockslapping you, i can't think of any clearer fucking sign than this.

fucking do it OP.

Its the chosen one

me too include me too!!!