So Sup Forums, what have you been diagnosed with?

So Sup Forums, what have you been diagnosed with?

Plantar fishitis
I have no idea how to spell it

GERD
Diverticulosis
Panic Disorder
Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia
Generalized Anxiety Disorder

The last three are kind of a package deal.

Nearly got diagnosed with asperger's, but I didn't get enough points in one of the two tests (empathy and general behaviour or some shit). Scored 16/100 points at the empathy test, which is incredibly low, but barely missed the magic mark at the other one...

Add
Adhd
Bipolar disorder

So bullshit

How did you get diagnosed with add and adhd? It's something completely different.

got checked for retardation after I fell asleep on the naplan test. they diagnosed me with being gifted, also told my mum to get me tested for asperger's

>tfw never got the gifted program
>tfw mum wanted me to socialise
>tfw shyness was aspergers but mum fucking refuses to help me succeed

i have no idea,I was a kid. It is all a blur

Chronic Lyme's Disease
Infection Induced Arthritis
General Anxiety Disorder
Chronic Depression Disorder

Nah, it's like having Narcissistic Personality Disorder with Social Anxiety. They seem to contradict but they just make everything more hellish

i have no idea,I was a kid. It is all a blur

mums...
They always say they only want the best for us, but in the end, they don't help for shit and make everything worse.

No, the main difference between ADD and ADHD is, that you pretty much can't stop moving when you have ADHD, with ADD, you just can't concentrate very well. I have ADD, and I have that urge to move as well, but for me it's enough to move my toes or play around with my hands/fingers to make it go away for a few seconds. People with ADHD literally can't sit still.

other user made it sound like add and adhd were total opposites.

Elhers Don Los Syndrome
Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder
ADD

That was me. Yeah, I just meant that the differences are quite obvious, and that it might not be that easy to decide whether its adhd or add, but it's never both.

Read that as "fishtits". Was not disappointed.

>Oppisitional defiance disorder
>"Social anxiety" most likely due to undiagnosed/unchecked autism
>Depression
>Dissociative identity disorder
The last i had to read off the docs computer as she was reading my shrinks email to her

Epilepsy and Arthritis
I'm in a weelchair and I can't walk anymore....ama

How do you think about life rn? If I would sit in a wheelchair, I'd probably an hero, the thought of nevee being able to run or walk again is just terrifying.

narcisstic personality disorder

If I didnt have epilepsy, I would have already bought a gun and shot myself, quick and clean... Besides that, I think that life is sorta okay, I guess? I'm used to beeing in a weelchair so I don't see it as something too bad.

I'm 26 and have terrible back pain
May have some sort of arthritis.
I hurt a lot during winters. Sucks...

anti-social personality disorder

ADD

Ditto

Diagnosed with Adult ADHD. Also to the idiot above, one is not "diagnosed with ADD and ADHD".

>All ADD do not have ADHD
>All ADHD include ADD

Literally in the fucking name. Fuck off.

Full blow Dark Triad here. Life is good.

Aspergers and OCD

Sorry I meant to say it like the all squares are rectangles arguement.

what's it like for you, fellow socio?

I like it, personally. I find it makes a lot of things easier. It definitely leads to some confusion in some cases though.

Machiavellianism

you're not wrong, especially the apathetic aspect of things. i've been in situations where i give no emotional or visual response to certain situation, normally i can fake it pretty well but i've weirded out a lot of people. they normally just think i'm autistic, what about you?

So are you like dexter or smth? xD

Yeah, I have a similar sort of thing. I find the worst times is where I'll express an opinion about something, and then people are shocked at how "heartless" I am.

>mfw

The liklihood of any of you fuckers being clinically diagnosed and posting in this thread is so low that 95% of you tards just want to be special snowflakes.

he has a blood lust, that's fairly rare for people with anti-social personality disorder. the show portrays it pretty well actually.

Who cares?
Why should I care what some medical nigger thinks?

peoples emotions cloud their opinions and judgement too much, i feel like aspd helps me in a way to think logical about things. but at the same time im so impulsive. got into dangerous situations/broken any laws or gotten in trouble before?

This guy is right!

Clinically BPD & NPD here.
Less than 1% of the population suffers from these disorders combined.....in before we have 5 in this thread

I actually got my diagnosis for Adult ADHD last week. Needed to get it reevaluated for GRE accommodations. I have the form from the psychologist.

Nah, I'm pretty careful with it. Closest I've probably come was getting into a scuffle or two, and the odd shouting match on the street. Always had mates with me to smooth things over though. You?

Alright I'm out.

>ITT cringey edgelords make up excuses for why they have no friends.

Doc just told me i'm apathetic to everything

As far as I know you can't have both ADD and ADHD since ADD is ADHD without the Hyperactive part. although it's fairly common for a child with ADHD to loose/learn to cope with the hyperactivity so that the ADHD diagnosis is changed to ADD (that's what has happened to me. I got an ADHD diagnosis when I was around 6, and later when I was around 20 I did another evaluation and got diagnosed with ADD)

OP here
You don't have to care and you don't have to be in this thread.

BPD is my main gig, Histrionic traints
Bipolar II
OCD
DID
Schizoaffective
Psychosis

everyone is diagnosed with those

havent been to a doc for years about this shit so idk OP

Oh and I also suffer from (Medicated) depression and mild social phobia.

i did some things in my youth that were pretty outlandish, just really violent fights with other people. can't officially get diagnosed with anti-social personality disorder until you're 18 though. petty crimes most of the time, even now i'll just occasionally steal shit. killed some animals in my youth but im past that now. the social aspect of it has gotten me into trouble a few times when people realize what you're doing.

Bipolar disorder.. its evil as fuck kids

Was not aimed at you! Afaik that is kind of common?

Im talking about all the self diagnosed losers who "are" sociopaths or "have" NPD etc.

Just special little snowflakes romantacising the idea of mental health issues.

DID basically is PTSD, what happened to you in your past user?

kek this user is just upset that he has no friends and doesn't have a reason

Its either ADD of ADHD
Not both

I read this as
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT

Not a single one diagnosed no doubt

Being this new
Thinking you made the thread so you own it

`OH yeah, I kind of take PTSD for granted I guess.

Molested for years as a child, raped by someone else for years as a teen.
Father was very abusive, mum was/is an alcoholic.

Idk, feels like pretty typical shit but here we are nonetheless.

people with violent/abusive pasts often develop multiple mental disorders, keep in mind your opinion doesn't matter user. this is a temporary thread on a bosnian culinary forum on the fucking internet.

that's unfortunate, what is your day to day life like? i want to know about the DID aspect of it mostly, and what kind of schizoaffective/psychosis also.

MDD and PTSD because I was the perpetrator in a sexual crime. Therapist said i did crime because I dissociated my emotions by being constantly silenced through my childhood. (commited crime from 12-15 years old).

Thank you for your insight.
Please go jump off a cliff

read the file name then go fuck your you're you are self

Do u plant fish??

Nothing, except for being fat and dumb.

Stong English hibjab

PDD-NOS

ITT: Tards who are looking for reasons they fail at life

If you don't diagnosed you can pretend everything is ok.

The meds help with schizo affective disorder but I pee alot with very little warning

diagnosed heavy narcisstic personality disorder
and very anti-social
cold

nothing, but i feel alot like op pics sometimes.
lazy and apathetic

Heavy....it doesn't get graded like that you hillbilly

Source: Has NPD

Always joked about depression and being sad and shit like that, mfw I got diagnosed with both depression and social anxiety

it means he is fat

you motherfucker it stand so in my papers from my doctor son of a bitch you know nothing

heavy personality disorder

eat a dick and die

Dubs

Fibromyalgia, Depression, and Anxiety.

>heavy personality disorder
It's heavy person disorder fatty

Medicated as fuck with seroquel, i dont split anymore though, although i do have alters/other personalities. just a lot of disassociation.

bipolar is the only one still on the table
the rest is diagnosed
pic related

Meh. Diagnoses (at least in my case) are just ways for them to check their boxes and subcategorise complicated issues to make their jobs easier and to fill out prescription forms, so I don't use them to validate my problems as I'd be undermining myself.

Truth is I'm far too unstable for them to make decisions about the full extent of the state of my mental health (unless I see a psychologist full time which would not work with me). But there are some diagnoses they have given me that I am willing to actually lend credence to.

Namely, OCD, anxiety disorder, social anxiety disorder, and recurring depression.

I've had a few kinds of depression in my life. The current one is more of the "You're depressed - join the fucking club. Welcome to humanity. No point bitching about it" variety. I guess it just gets that way after a while, but it could change at any moment. I don't know. Depression is part of me these days. Prone to change but getting rid of it would be a fantasy.

what are the personalities like?

Luckily I have a list for everything, including my personalities!
most of this information has come from my friends telling me about them or proxy communication


>Sylvia: Mother figure, prim and proper, 30-40yo
>Denny: Child, basically me pre-abuse, 9-12yo
>Mute: Toddler, does not speak, barely communicates at all, 2-5yo
>Dao: Secondary protector, kind of an asshole, punk af, 18-25yo
>Wim: Primary protector, big, do not fuck with, ageless
>Geoffrey: Organiser, good with memories, 28-35yo
>Seven: Straight up scary, embodiment of repressed negativity, age in the thousands

Generalized anxiety disorder, social anxiety disorder, bipolar type II, blah blah

So I got medicated, got dependent, got addicted, got into rehab

Diagnonsense du jour: high functioning autism

No more fuckin' pills. I dig that. Mostly. I do miss Ambien though. I liked it better than junk.

i hear the child ones are always there, even if you only have 2. what happens when you split?

How is someone thousands of years old?
I call bullshit.

Big penor syndrome and six packitis with intermittent cute face disease

Bipolar type 2

My head is a fucking mess

My ex has that. Can you give me some insight?

WHAT

A FUCKING

SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE YOU ARE

i think those are called moods you fucking FAGGOT

you arent a fuckin Mary Sue

Meniere's disease, depression

My actual body is 19 years old.
These personalities are reflections of trauma or needed figures. They don't exactly comply with human standards, especially not the ones that rarely come out.

It's like getting pulled backwards. I get "locked up" in the mindscape. I can only really describe it as like and endless circle with corners.
I remember occasional splashes of other peoples conversations. It's like trying to hear someone talk while youre at a really loud party or looking through a keyhole. Other personalities will agree to do things on my behalf that I would literally NEVER agree to.
It's very fucking surreal.

Believe me or don't, I don't mind. But I proved evidence of my diagnosis and unless you're a psych I'm sure you not qualified to actually label what I experience.

Sounds like you just watched Split and you're trying to be edgy, just my consensus son.

Out of curiosity, what would YOU consider to be "real" personalities?

Your consensus is your own. I haven't actually seen that movie though. I like the main actor but I don't enjoy watching media depictions of shit I've been experiencing for years.

Known;
Eosinophillic Esophagitis
GERD
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Possible:
Anxiety (mother has it)
IBD
Multiple Sclerosis/Disk Bulge

My nerves and digestive system are fucked. But my diet hasn't been too restrictive for me. I can't do anything longer than one hour otherwise I get leg/back pain.

What the fuck is "Seven" then? Sounds a lot like the movie, details now.

My mood swings up and down, very fast. When i'm feeling great, i can get a lot of ideas, i get very creative, effective etc. I feel like a superhuman. I sleep less. Only 2 - 3 hours when i'm manic. I can get a lot of fucked up ideas. Like, spending a lot of money, my sex life speeds up, and everything feel great.

But if something bas happens. Like if i don't live up to my goals or fail. I can get very deppresive, suicidal...

Yeah, it's a lot to exsplain.

Short version
>Pic related

That's so upsetting, I wish i knew this when I was with my Ex. What has your experience been like with relationships?

General and social anxiety
So basically nothing and I am fine
I take 10mg ciprilex daily, it gives me confidence to steal and rip people off.
I just want more drugs