Sup Forumsros i need your help

Sup Forumsros i need your help

2 cops pulled up to my school what do i do?

>what do i do?
Get banned for being an underage faggot and go back to class.

load your assault rifle and get ready

Turn yourself in for being an underage fag

take blame for 9/11

dis

>Jew York

confess

>911
Must do this

Reported for underage

charge towards them while yelling "this is for dylan and eric you fuckers"

inverted satanic trips confirm

Throw the drug in the wc and stay normal

who the fuck uses blue ink?

Lock and load

Ask if they want to buy some [insert drug].
Or if your feeling lucky, see if you can reach one of there guns

lel'd

Take a dump on one of their windshields

Normal people you faggot

>white
>suburbs
>never seen a cop at school before
relax, they are just out cruising for teachers at the preppie school

People that don't use black ink.

black ink matters

grow the fuck up and mind your business

>walk towards them
>when near yell "oh shit" and start running
>run to toilet
>lock it
>when they break in, masturbate furiously
>press charges for rape

Those 2 faggots weren't killed by the cops nigger

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Pull out dick
SCREAM out "The Banchees screatch for buffalo meat"

OP here, i heard the swat van come up, and i think they are coming for my (drug) in my locker

Run at them with your dick out and yell, "I have a suspicious package!" Yell it a lot. Have a friend film it and post here.

>banchee

Prepare your anus, you're about to be fucked

Step 1: Strip down naked and take the American flag from the front of the classroom and put it in between your asscheeks.

Step 2: Steal a girl's jacket that best resembles a parachute.

Step 3: Cover yourself head to toe in sex lube, preferably an off brand to support your local sodomites.

Step 4: Drop five hits of acid or a related substance.

Step 5: Go to the cafeteria and eat a metric shit tonne of undercooked mystery meat.

Step 6: Retreat quickly to the roof of the school and assume the position.

Step 7: Parasail like Patrick Star from the roof of the school while tripping balls and land on top of the police car

Step 8: Assume the other position

Step 9: Yell, "I am the symbol of America, the majestic bald eagle!"

Step 10: Release the flood gates

Step 11: Run into the woods and live among the trees, never to be seen again.

Your classmates will wonder what happened to you, your parents will worry, but you won't give a shit because you'll become the Lorax.

AN HERO

>7 steps after dropping acid
I think he might miss a few crucial steps

flawless plan

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dubs have spoken

who would hide stash in a locker? not old enuf to drive? what and how much stash you got??

kill them!
you know you want it!
youve always fantasized about killing some fat, useless cops, stealing their car, driving up to one of he cops houses; breaking the door down; knocking out his wife, gagging her and tying her to a chair and when shes finally awake again rape their baby daughter infront of her. make her watch as your mighty cock plows through her little daughters snatch. after youve hollowed out her lower body with your cock, shove it down her throat. then stretch the lifeless baby-tube youve just created and put it over her mothers head. now rape the mother until the reinfocement cops show up and shoot you.

5 kilos

Or, you know, you could play Fuck da Police over the school PA

But you rolled 911? What could this mean?

You are either a liar or legitimately retarded.

Either way, this is a solid plan

OP can you get to an outside phone? call in a bombthreat to some other school. ? report a nigger for bringing a gun ? that shut them down long enuf for you to ditch out. that or do the whole FIRE ALARM trick .. also Check em

how do you know he's not in college

he showed up to class

They left thank kek

They did take away my dealer thou :(

THIS

Hide your drugs dumbass