ITT: Nostalgia Boners

ITT: Nostalgia Boners

Kendra best girl

Fuck, she was hot even before the fake tits

I miss the days when E! was just a softcore porn channel.

I still have the uncensored nude scenes from the show on my hard drive

I miss the days she didn't have throat cancer.


Just kidding, I hope the cunt dies a painful death and her kids suffer.
>inb4 edgy
Suck my dick losers :)

Why so hostile?

I really hate brooke burke and her fans.

I unironically enjoyed this show. Why don't they make more shows about BBW sluts? I'm sick of everyone on tv being anorexic.

lol

Does she even have fans anymore? Haven't even heard anyone mention her name in a decade.

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On November 8, 2012, Burke-Charvet announced she had thyroid cancer and underwent surgery. On December 12, 2012, she made another announcement that all cancer had been removed.

you mad son
>3.3M followers

>December 12, 2012
>12/12/12
what an attentionwhore

Didn't Kendra get Blacked?

I didn't know that cos i'm not an mtv-era americunt. The only exposure I had to her was in NFS Underground 2 and her appearance on Extra where she revealed she had the cancer.

Her husband's some football player. He slso cheated on her with a tranny.

>black guy getting cucked by a shemale
what a time to be alive

>whore cucking a nignog with a poof

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?

This is a Christian imageboard

I don't understand why Kendra was the most popular one? She's clearly the ugliest, has a long horse face. She fucks blacks. She has the most annoying laugh i've ever heard, and she laughs after everything. She's an incredibly stupid stoner whore. She has the worst titjob out of the three.

Why do people think she's hot?

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It is because she was the fun and sporty one. Holly actually seemed to like HH more than the others and seemed more stuckup. Madison was basically a pointless character. Didn't really have much of a personality and was overshadowed by the other 2.

Best Disney original movie. Ghost pink ranger who wants the hero's dick? Based as fuck.

lrn2read

Hefner has shit taste in women. Bimbo blondes are so boring to look at. Give me a sexy brunette or red head any day.

So did they actually fuck Hugh? Most episodes ended with one girl sleeping in the same bed as him but Hugh looks totally out of it. How would that even work? Riding him very carefully?

Can't really complain when you marry girls literally 50 years younger than you.

>Hugh Hefner lived long enough to see his Empire fall

Sad, truly sad. Now he's just an old man, living in his decaying mansion with increasingly desperate bimbos.

Personally I liked Bridgette the most. Only one without fake tits, seemed nice, and kind of thicc. Super cute too

The identical twins were hot af.

perf tits.

she was the biggest slut

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I was agreeing with him you dense fuck, and added the anthem to emphasize how shit america is.

Is it even his anymore?

I remember it going on sale, with the stipulation that he could live there until death.

Pretty Peaches 3: The Quest. The lesbian nuns, the chicken girl, Tracey Adams fucking Peaches' boyfriend and finally a guy taking Peaches' virginity. Hot movie for a ten year old lad.

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>So did they actually fuck Hugh?

I'm pretty sure that was the unspoken clause in the contract to live there. Whether the can actually get it up and feels like it is a separate matter.

>tfw you lost your fap folder from 10 years ago

I like Kendra the best because of the things listed. Sporty, hot stoner with a cute laugh who loves sex and was surprisingly super loyal to her husband and was the one who was cheated on, not the other way around.

Pam anderson said their were orgies all the time and that it was disgusting.

They used baby oil as lube and most of the girls ended up with serious STI's

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Yeah, but that was what? Over 20 years ago? I'm sure bunnies also entertain Hefner's guests if he gives the go.

Hef has no say anymore and hasn't for a very long time. It's all his daughter and the board now.

>ywn fuck a ghost slut

this is fucking terrible

I doubt he fucks much these days. The dude has had more sex in his lifetime then every person on Sup Forums combined. Sex is probably just boring to him now and not worth the effort to try to get his 90 year old cock hard.

>playboy doesnt even have nudity in it any more

What is the point?

>male pornstar Randy Spears browses Sup Forums
>implying he's had less sex than hef

Shows what you know.

There isn't one. Playboy is dead

>tfw no cunny Pamela gf

Fuck. I completely forgot about her, Satan

>tfw he lived to see Playboy turn into a non-nude magazine like Maxim
I found a Playboy Playmate video calendar from 1988 the other day at a yard sale and its depressing to see how far Playboy has fallen since then.

I don't know why actresses always fuck themselves up. In the 80s and 90s it was pursuing the big-breasted blonde bimbo look, now it's this starlet look I can't even describe. It's like they just want to rock the look that looks good photographed on the red carpet or something.

>expecting anything different from digital media and free things

>all those sloots with bunny tattoos

>tfw Erica Boyer is dead

>getting a brand tattoo to begin with

Serves em right.

she can't act so it's all about the looks and hollywood has a certain standard they want. shit happens.

>playboy mansion
>nostalgia
are you guys like 19 or something?

Not as bad as the mod that deleted both nude gifs just to keep the thread alive.