Ask a 29 year old virgin fucking neck bearded loser socially awkward faggot unemployed nerd who lives in his parents...

Ask a 29 year old virgin fucking neck bearded loser socially awkward faggot unemployed nerd who lives in his parents basement anything

No

How are you feeling ?

What could you possibly know that's worth asking about?

Where do you work

Where do you live

Wanna kill myself

I dunno, thought people might have questions

How do I convert dark matter into dry wall

Can I suck you cock, OP?

Do you know how to make banana bread?

If dubs op has to

Unemployed as it states above.

Australia

One thing that would improve your life the most now?

No

No

No

what went wrong?

A shit load of money. Then I could at least hire a prostitute

I was born

how do i not end up like you

U hab 2 dry bery harddd xDDD

Im 17, straight a student, have a girlfriend, not a virgin, have a job, how do i avoid ending up like you

god you're a fag. no wonder no one likes you when you're a whiny emo piece of shit. get off your ass and go see if mcdonalds is hiring, minimum wage is better than no wage.

KerBOOM it's like torpedoing slow cargo ships... BOOM! Straight to the bottom... thread is GONE...

Deadass this

>underage b&

Are you like this by choice? Or do you have a physical ailment?

congratulations on revealing that you're too young to be here, dumbass

I'm a 26 year old making 120k a year.

My friend needs me to install OSX 10.6 on his 2010 macbook but he lost the install disk. Do you have a work around for me of are you as useless to me as you are to the rest of the world?

fuck this we're asking YOU questions now

> May I ask you anything?
> How old are you?
> Where do you live?

what went wrong?

You know.you don't have to live like this. You can work on not being awkward by just doing something you don't normally do. Just try to slowly adjust. I was the same. I didn't have a job. Never went out. I slowly transitioned. I started by just walking around my neighborhood. Taking my self away from my comfort zone. Dude just do it. Don't think. You'll find that you actually enjoy being out. Trust me bro.

which battlefield is the best?

17, 18, the difference could be a matter of days or weeks, do you really think my mentality will change in such a short period of time? Is it really worth it to ban me because I wasnt born 2 weeks earlier?

...

How often do you watch porn?

What kind of porn do you watch?

How many times a day do you masturbate?

u fukt it m8

k :^)

Have you ever put a straw in your pee hole and tried to suck out some semen

incredible

Don't worry op you're not alone. I'm a 31 unemployed parents house dwelling socially anxious loser. Not a virgin though. I recommend Kratom or Phenibut for some social lubricant.

You'll be a wizard soon.

The power responsibly.

i will be 30 yo virgin in 4th april .. be happy to be happier then me

Are you happy?
Please elaborate

trips checked

Why haven't you killed yourself you useless, pathetic sack of shit?

What's stopping you?

awesome

God damn... you losers need to just an hero

I'll be a 34 year old who has had sex with 26 different women on April 5th.