What do I need to do to legally open a business and how do I get a business loan...

What do I need to do to legally open a business and how do I get a business loan? It seems like not everybody who starts a business is super rich. I can't take any business classes because i got kicked out of my college.

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I forgot to mention I wanna open a restaurant/cafe or something tiny, maybe even a food truck.

There's an entire government agency devoted to helping you answer these questions. There's also many state agencies, and also occasionally grants and special rate loans available to entrepreneuers.

Tips from me:
Create an LLC and file with secretary of state. Apply for a loan and credit cards using your LLC and EIN. Go to your library and read some books. Create a business plan before getting your loan. Make sure you can scale your business easily. Test your product and research before deploying all resources. Seek mentorship.

Didn't know that. I thought the gov mostly wanted to hold people back from starting their own small business. I like in the US. I am assuming you live in england or something because you said "the state." I dont' think my state (florida) has anything like that, they pretty much HATE workers here.

What do you mean by "seek mentoship?"

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dude if you think that then dont open a business.

Also, why do you have to register with the secretary of state? I don't get why the state department has anything to do with small business. But IDK every single thing about the government (like most people) because i only have an associates degree and i am dumb. But I wanna be my own boss when I'm like 40 and work in a restaurant. My bosses are millionaires from a tiny restaurant.

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it's true though. the government is shit. They do as much as they can to keep people dumbed down and held back so they're easier to persuade. If you don't think that, maybe YOU shouldn't open a business.

hell yeah, mentos are delicious

lol youre insane.

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Listen I'm always a leader and I got straight A's in college. I'm a really smart man and I know I will succeed in business. I just never read the proper stuff to legally do it yet. The great thing about me is that I'm a really smart man, I almost got a bachelors degree in biotech but I got kicked out of school for being a Republican.

you're a sheep or a richboy that never had to work hard.

>"I got kicked out of school for being a Republican"
no, you got kicked out for being an idiot.

if youre this guythen it seems other people probably agree you have some fringe beliefs.

If you're some kind of political nutjob just incorporate that into your business. Niche market for the downtrodden ruling class.

Listen you don't have to be a genius to fool an idiot. To fool the average man is easy. I have a lot more common sense than your common man. It's fools like you who hold people back in life. Go to another rally against freedom of speech. I got kicked out of school for telling my professor i hope he gets denied citizenship if he ever wants to come back to America and he got emotionally hurt about it. (he wore shoes with toes on them. I hated him so much.) Good riddance, college is useless if you know how to do hard work.

What he said.

Talk to people and learn from them. Learn enough on your own to estimate how much cash you'll need to run the business and what you'd need to earn to make ends meet.

I talk to the owner of my restaurant all the time. And I am constantly asking them stuff. I figure i need about 100 grand to start out.

In most states you don't need a business license for sole proprietorship unless you operate under a fictitious name. All you need is a license to collect State tax for your sales.

Anything involving food will require a business license and probably other special licenses since it is food related. You need business insurance as well.

You need to check your state and local business laws. Maybe talk to a lawyer.

I just started my own business a month ago doing 3D printed stuff, hasn't really taken off yet, but I have a few sales already.

Good luck OP.

Yea, just inform yourself at infowars.com!!! I bet you think the condensation behind airplanes is some government plot to control the weather and keep people in line.

youre too stupid to open a business, florida is like the easiest place to open a business the fuck you talking about, with its low tax and regulations. Its a lot easier than most states.

you must be a nigger.

Also you need at least 30% already when you ask for a loan from a bank, they just wont give you a loan. Also even if you have 30% for a loan but nothing to show of the steps of opening a business than you wont get a business loan.

YOU NEED A BUSINESS ALREADY TO GET A BUSINESS LOAN.

you will apply for a personal loan, but if you are not working, you wont get shit.


Try lending club, if you credit score is over 680 you might be able to get a 7000 loan. Have fun with the intrest.

Also food truck you will starve. Been there done that. Made more money selling the equipment i fixed than i did with the business.


Might want to try to get a job.

also why ask be, everyone here is like 16. Go to biz they might help.

>I am a very intelligent person
>So I am going to Sup Forums to ask for business help
>I am a very intelligent person.

BTW he was some rich white douchebag vegan who was moving to cuba for a few years until Trump is out of the Whitehouse. My class erupted into laughter and he had to leave the room. He wore shoes with toes on them and he was like this body builder that talked like own wilson and had a pony tail and told us "if [we] get the chance, buy a Range Rover." I wanted to fucking slash his tires and punch him in the face But I didn't want to get kicked out of school. Turns out you can get kicked out for the smallest things.

I hated college any way, I asked this girl out last semester and she freaked out and said it was sexual harassment to ask a girl for her phone number during study group. People are fucking morons at colleges. I used to get straight A's because I could bullshit papers so well, just find out the professor's political ideology and say what they want to hear and you get an outstanding grade. The amount of sheeple there was tremendous. I'm also really smart for my area, I can do this simple thing most of the people I know can't do: basic arithmetic

Nice, thanks. and good luck to you and your business. Seems like a terrific market.r

what college was it?

I ask because I dont think its a real college.

No, I'm not some fucking moron. Alex Jones is a hack. You're a retard for assuming I'm some raving lunatic because I don't worship the government.

i would guess university of florida. I went there it was pretty much like that.

>with its low tax and regulations. Its a lot easier than most states.
Yes I know this, that's why I want to do it. You fucking kike shillster.

im not OP tho just taking a guess.

Gr8 b8 m8

no, I think youre a lunatic because you sat stuff like "i'm a really intelligent person" and "my school kicked me out because I'm a republican" and "the government intentionally tries to prevent people from opening businesses"

you just said before, florida acts like they dont want people to open a business.


Fucking nigger

I have 3 jobs. I deliver pizza, wash dishes, and I'm a CNA.

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How can you be a CNA if you have a mental disablity yourself? you autist

Just kill yourself. It is more than obvious that you're a pretentious fucking loser who nobody likes and everyone yearns for to get run over by a monster truck. You're trying to start a business as a way to ricochet the immense failure that is your life, and by going to Sup Forums of all places for advice, you've already failed on the first step.

Yeah, I'd rather just ask and get a straight-up answer so I know stuff to look up, instead of tediously reading through some webpage that doesn't tell you shit. I mean I'm going to research both ways, and buy some books on it. This is just a place I'm asking. You don't have to be so full of yourself. Your life is already great. You don't need to be angry and put people down to feel like you have a meaningful life.

HEH, you normies think tipping your fedora is enough for an appropriate salutation? Nice try- Typical wannabes lol. Real gentlemen/gamers (like me) offer a customary knighting as a sign of respect to other folk... not that I would expect redditors to understand that (only Sup Forums does).

Anyway, im going to complete Breath of the Wild (again, I've already finished it twice).

alright, ya liberal. let me know when you get into space with your fancy stem degree.

Just in that post alone I see 6 reasons why you shouldnt try this.

It is a strange anomaly that adults have voice cracks. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, there are no words that can describe it. However, there is a reason for this. Given the fact that adults come from teenagers, the prevalence of voice cracks comes from a midlife crisis of the highest degree. This desire to be like your younger self has become so strong that you begin to develop the habits and idiosyncrasies of teenagers. It is from these weird ticks that the voice cracks return, usually as a sign to deter those who truly want to be an edgy 16-year-old again.

Because of OSHA. Thank the federal government you worship.

I said they hate workers. I said the federal government doesn't want you to. Rick Scott probably doesn't want the average middle class person to either, but if you have a spare million dollars in Florida you can have a fucking 20ksqft house in a few years.

>6 reasons
7, it's on Sup Forums

8, he either is underage or is an adult who needs to ask

Just tell me how to become rich. I don't deserve to be poor. hahaha

Examine your situation carefully first. If you can make more money by going into business by yourself and if making money is the most important thing for you, you should. That is the ONLY reason you should go into business for yourself. If you are doing it for ANY other reason but making more money, you will fail, as working for yourself is much MUCH harder in ALL aspects than ANY work you can do for others

>Just tell me how to become rich
Go back to school. With your mental acuity, or rather your lack of it, you can still scratch a comfortable living with a trade school after you finally finish high school.
>I don't deserve to be poor
Maybe, but you don't deserve to be spoonfed either.
>hahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=4K7nJpH-B_s

I remember I once asked this very rich man how he had became wealthy and he said to me, "When I firsta came this country I hadda no money at all, none, and onea day I saw a twenny dollar bill onna the street, so I took if and I boughta some vegetable and I sold them for tweeny two dollars and I boughta more vegetable and sold them for even more and I dida that for tweeny years and last March my grandma died and left me 10 million dollars"

lol that never happened.

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>There's only 1 college in existence