Why so much heightism against 5'9" people? We are way more successful than you fucking tallies

Why so much heightism against 5'9" people? We are way more successful than you fucking tallies.
See Tom Hardy, you fatass. See Robert Downey Jr or Casey Affleck. See Jared Leto. We aren't neither midgets, nor sausage-shaped giants.
WE ARE PERFECT, or at least the closest form of perfection a human body can achieve.

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hows the weather down there shorty

5'9 3/4" master race

Tall people die first. Remember it. We are perfect beings whom can't get sucked into your puerile insults from the mouth of an overgrown child. Your irony is fresh breeze for us.

I dont even know half of those people. From my experience tall people are dicks.

kekkle zozzle snozzle nozzle lollerskates

I am 5'9", the most perfect height you can write in freedom units.

lol do you even darwin m8

short ass nigga

Man. It's proven that tall people die first.
Do you even science?

livescience.com/36616-height-cause-of-death-mortality-short-tall.html

Keep munching insults you tall chimp. They can't affect perfection.

Dude, Robert Downey Jr wears platform shoes to appear taller, it's sad and pathetic.

Ugh who fucking cares post something funny or gtfo

Is this your fist day on Sup Forums?
4ch is about whining, porn, CP, bestiality and sometimes not-so funny jokes

You are pathetic.

>Perfect
hahaha go ahead and give yourself delusions
you are the height of a woman
if this were ancient greece you would have the same social status as a woman, not the active role in sex, your stubby little legs don't allow you to be able to actually fuck anybody
your womanly stature only makes you fit for the passive role, only a hole to be filled by actual men
take a look at this "perfect" 5'9" "man" trying to have sex with a 5'9.5" woman

> implying girls over 5'4 are real women
Try harder

That's not at all what that article says, you fucking idiot.

>5'9"
>people

kek

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You are right
5'9 are gods to filthy plebs like you

What's sad and pathetic is society's accepted discrimination on guys because of height in a world which is supposedly about acceptance. What kind of fucked up world are we in where gays and mentally ill trans people are treated with more respect than a perfectly normal short guy?

> This
Also "define short"

found the manlet

Tom Hardy is Tom Cruise levels of in the closet. Dude is gay as fuck.

The average adult male height in the USA is 5'9.5" which means in reality short SHOULD be below that and tall above that. What's really fucked up is that society has skewed perception of men to mean the average is a manlet and you have to be above average by 2.5 inches (6'0) to even be considered a man.

>Tom Hardy
> Gay
> Can't compute
"He totally is".

everybody knows that 5'11 is the perfect height for a man

> Wikipedia

AHAHAHAH

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Gay

Manlet rage.

You aren't discriminated against, faggot. Girls finding you less attractive and men finding you less threatening because you're short isnt discrimination

6'3" master race reporting in. Also weigh 200 lbs. and have a thick 8" cock. having an ideal body rules, IT RULES!

YOUR ALL LITERALLY AN INCH BELOW AVERAGE

So close, yet still so far from being a real man.

>Zac Efron
>Zayn Malik
5'9 master race reporting for duty to fuck your mom

> THIS

I'm 5.9 " and I've got a thick large dick that your mother and gf love the taste of you long string of piss
OP is totally correct in the britanica encyclopedia it describes the perfect male form to be 5.9" anything above that is seen as a very weak male with no confidence usually suffering from autism.
Below that height and you tend to suffer identity crisis whether you should take the D in the ass or not so they all end up trying it. Also it's wrote on the left foot of the sphinx in Egypt, perfect males of 5.9" in height were allowed to fuck and keep as many slaves as they wanted for free. During the babylonian wars anyone above 5.9" would have their legs shortened at the knee to try and make them look normal.

whats the question here?

Why are LGBT and so on accepted in modern society even if they are mentally ill, but being short isn't?

Meaning manlets have to look like them just to get girls. Real men don't dave to be models just to get their dicks wet.

The fyck does that have to do with anything my little friend?

Women find taller men more attractive, ergo I have more opportunity to mate

You might be in the nursing home a couple years more than me, but I'll fuck ten times the number of women on my way there

If you are under 6' you should question why live even

Illness can be cured. Manlets can't.

I'll dance and cum on your grave.

why so mad tho XD XD XD

Did someone try to steal his lucky charms?

5'6 and I don't give a fuck. Stop worrying about how tall or short you are, you fucking conceited mongoloids.

>motherfuckers, 5'9" reporting in
>20,5 cm dick
>22yo with acne scared face
>fucked 12 girls and 1 guy,, all wanted more
>was always loved: girls, guys, profesors, parents and animals all enjoy my company and my jokes
>never lost a fight against a giraffe-person due to slippery moves, also smart and tempered approach (brain of a warrior)
>people say i remind them of tom hardy and guy from vikings

so you are 6'4"? i still probably can fuck your bitch better with a bigger dick and beat your ass after

this is some kind of joke right ?

Women are stupid and attribute shit to height. Taller guys are more successful with them in general, not the end of the world though. I do find its pretty hard to get girls who are taller than you if you are short though.

nice blog post small fry

maybe 15% of it

Insecure much?

You sound like a huge (small) faggot. Nice fantasy land you live in.

Does he really have all those stupid tattoos? I like him a little less now

I'm 5'5

5'10 reporting in I'm a giant in my country.

>Women find taller men more attractive, ergo I have more opportunity to mate

>Why even produce lanklets who die earlier?

Against every rule of darwin. But women aren't intelligent anyway.

The future belongs to people who are around 5'9". Just think the work that someone heart has to do for someone who is 6'2". Now add to that the morbid obesity of Americans. They are starting to die earlier and earlier.

>or at least the closest form of perfection a human body can achieve
yeah a 5'9" body maybe otherwise you're just shit, expect for those actors that get the privilege of camera ankles

Skully always makes me diamonds...now i must fap.

small man , big fantasies

fantasy for you is a reality for someone who can provide quality to society and who is actually confident

yeah bro, also almost anything involving chicks in latex does it for me

i support your post cause that sounds like Donald, king of all the pepes himself

have some 5.5/10 tits OC to calm down the fucks you are obviously giving