Thoughts on the up-coming remake of The Mummy?

Thoughts on the up-coming remake of The Mummy?

I try not to think about remakes, reboots, sequels, prequels, or 'cinematic universes'

Where is JUST?

Slap it on there yourself if you think its good mane

IS FRASER IN IT

I'd fuck that mummy, I tell you hwhat.

>white mummy

we all know the ancient egyptians were niggers. fucking racist movie

Is this Korean robot malfunctioning, wtf!!!

feet

YOU GONNA GET MUMMY'D

>white
>Sofia Boutella

Know what the fuck you're talking about.

mummies don't even look like that
also a mummy wouldn' be that sexy

>we all know the ancient egyptians were niggers

That's a bullshit theory that no one actually believes. (except deluded we wuz kangz people)

Holy shit, thanks Indy!

whats with the pirate waifu

She looked pretty darn white in Star Trek

Plastic surgery. What else would it be with those Worst Korea sluts.

If I remember correctly, isn't the reboot happening because they want to combine Pirates of the Caribbean with the Mummy universe into one big one?

Why is it being rebooted? Why is it considered a long enough time for a reboot?

I thought that Universal wanted to do new MCU things with all the classic monsters?

Have you been diagnosed with autism yet?

I can't remember... who knows. I just find this meme of rebooting shit that's 20 years old or less to be fucking insane.

>meme

I swear to shit that this word has no meaning anymore.

shut up you fucking meme

Wait, Tom Cruise is in the Mummy remake? TOM FUCKING CRUISE?!

This is gonna be great. It's gonna be great.
Literally not memeing, Tom Cruise is GOAT.

I meme corrected.

you obviously have been.

Russell Crowe is Dr Jekyll
Javier Bardem is Frankenstein's Monster

>walk into a random Sup Forums thread
>see muh nigga jimmy posted
>shieeeeet.jpg

>remake of the mummy
>mummy is female
>thoughts
Feminism, Jews, SJW

>>remake of the mummy
>>mummy is female
>>thoughts
>Feminism, Jews, SJW
This.

Why is the guy wth the hat looking at her toes?

>>remake of the mummy
>>mummy is female

there was always a female mummy in the mummy. The whole motivation of the actual mummy is that he wants to bring his gf back to life

she just needed repairing

It actually perfectly fits its intended definition now.

A meme is an idea that one spreads. We've created a worldwide network that can spread ideas instantly from all cultures and peoples.

It is the meme era and it is eternal.

i luvf herrrrrrrrrrrrrr
A+++ 10/10 eyebrows and nose and bangs
my home-run combo

MUMMY

I want to buttfuck her chin

What happened to that man's eye?

>tfw you score a major villain role in a franchise with tom cruise and the costume designer gives you the "doctor dooms sister" starter pack

But that's literally the correct usage of the word, you colossal-foreheaded cromagnon.

>niggers

I thought Ancient Egyptians had caucasus asian face + brown skin?

Does anybody have any pics of her axilla? Why isn't wikipits a thing?

your mummy isn't sexy but I still fuck her

>moar like the daughtie amirite

that mummy has rule 34 written all over her in ancient egyptian

>I can't remember... who knows. I just find this meme of rebooting shit that's 20 years old or less to be fucking insane.

Uhh....the Mummy has been a Universal Franchise since at least the 1950s.

They made most of the classic monster movies

I'd let her be my mummy, if you know what I mean

>tom cruise
Nuff said

Last I heard they're trying to make a universal monsters shared universe similar to Marvel and DC.

For that reason I can understand em opting to go fresh with the Mummy since trying to add in the Brendon Fraiser Mummy would be a clusterfuck.

The real problem I see is them deciding to reboot the Wolfman again instead of just running with a sequel to Benico Del Toro Wolfman.
besides from a few changes to the design and such it could work.
Either go the classic route and have Del Toro wolfman come back to life after thieves remove the silver bullets from his body or go with the Detective that he bit at the end of the movie.

oh fuck tom cruise
i'm sick of him being the le ezmode choice for every single science fiction schlock