Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you
Wat do?

rape her, of course
film it
edit it to make it look consentual
use it to blackmail her into giving me millions

...

>Don't like her work
>Don't like her voice
>Don't like her friends
>Don't like her face
I don't.

...

Ask her why her music sucks and why she has the body of a 10 year old Ethiopian child.

Pass her the strap-on and let her go to town on me.

Take a shower and go to bed.
I've got work in the morning.

Tell her to fuck off and to tell her shills to stop flooding Sup Forums with her shitty marketing.

Get out my chastity cage and beg her to let me worship her feet while wearing it

Pee on her toe

Ask why after 10+ years she still has that ugly emo kid/skateboarder haircut and why she wears mom jeans that go up to her tits

When the fuck is her next album? No new pics, no anything. DId she just retire?

ask if i can smell her feet while i jack off

damn bitch i know you have legal hush money so pay up or you're going viral

>Wat do?

This.

I probably wouldn't recognize her. I'd ask her who she is and what the fuck she's doing in "my house" and also ask her if she knows how the fuck I got a "house".

Nail her, like the flat piece of 2x4 she is.
Then send her on her God damn way

I'd grab her by the pussy.

...

>make her coffee
>gf comes home
>fuck gf infront of her no warning
Cuck'd.

...

...

...

Tell her to see a physio to correct her appalling posture.

I would tell her to piss her pants for me.

For God's sake when will this hunchback get some physio to fix her fucking posture

...

>SYG and Castle Doctrine state
>I'm armed
>Rape
>Kill
>Rape again
>Rape the exit wounds
>Cut up body
>Dump different parts in different swamps
>Keep feet
>Continue to post pics of feet so you footfags have something to jack off to


This is the work of fiction, only a fool would believe this

How many variations of this thread...

Again, throw her out and call the fucking police.

Ask her if she has the number of Avril Lavigne
Then become her best friend

Rape her. She's a stuck up, snobby cunt who needs a reality check and an ego check. Greedy bitch.

Ask her to leave, and stop her habbit of making bad song after bad song. She's not pretty, she looks like a guy in makeup. She has no talent, she sounds like a bitch in heat... She hooks up with anything and everyone then writes songs when they break up after she's been suffocating her victim for hours on end.

Damn son.
Got anything else in that purse you wanna dump out?

Give her a bowl of eggs

>turn 360'
>call the police. no intruders allow
also OP you are a faggot

Tay is the hottest snow nigger.

Snow nigger supreme

immediately remember i have sores on my cock, that i havent got from stds cause i havent fucked in over a year, but i also dont wash often

Why are you here, stalker?

She'll remember me OP, she'll remember me.

break her legs so she cant run, then tie her up and make her play make a mole.

The twist is the mole is my ding dong.

Immediately start stroking my dick

ask her if she wants to go with me and my dog on a walk.

...

Turn 360 degrees and slip into her pussy

This.