Could he do it?

Could he do it?

I'd vote for him and I'm not even American

this world's a bad joke

I would unironically make him my WH press secretary.

>The Rock makes all the lies and outlandish press conference claims that much better
>Fearing Suplex, the MSM has no choice but to run with the official story

this is a great idea

Kanye wants to run too.

Imagine, Kanye Vs The Rock 2024

At this point they might as well change the title from 'President' to 'Meme King/Queen' and remove all existing restrictions on running.

Kanye will be the next president bitch

if the rock had people killed it would be quirky and endearing

He has charisma and oratory skills and that's really all it takes these days.

IF YA SMELLLL WHAT THE ROCK... IS ... COOKING

*bombs the middle east*

Only if Stone Cold runs opposite so we can have the Presidential Attitude Era

>kek, i 'unno
- the rock

Vinnie Mac is pissed that he couldn't get his wife into senate so now it seems he's unleashed his dogs to the white house

Truly that is the greatest unverse.

BAH GAWD IT'S THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!

...

>le fake fights man
Why do people like him again?

That would be a slumber knocker

>Politics have literally become trash TV

Fucking nuke us already, Korea.

Mr. Chairman, the time has come to carpet bomb Mecca. Move us to DEFCON 2, I want it gone in the next 72 hours.

> Um, with respect, Mr. President, this is a very bad id..

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. KNOW YOUR ROLE OR SHUT YOUR MOUTH. GET IT DONE.

At last, America has truly become the greatest meme.

Do we really need a second gay mixed race president?

>cast your vote by uploading dank memes to your preferred candidate's twitter feed

Hey, if one pathetic "actor" can do it...

... besides, it isn't as though The Rock could fuck things up more than Ronald did.

Thanks, no thanks! With him as president the country would hit rock bottom.

Instead of just a family dynasty it will become a celebrity dynasty
>Trump family, Kanye/Kim family, The Rock, etc etc.

Rappin' Ronnie was the hero we needed for the 1980's (if it wasn't for that dude chances are we would have had WW3), it was Dubya who fucked everything up.

amen to that

It'd be worth it just to see him inserting catchphrases into his speeches like Arnold do.

>You know, The Rock used to be the People's Champion. Well, today Dwayne Johnson is asking you to help him become the People's President.

>Debates run like promos
>JR and the King on commentary
Would vote for/10

>burgers trusting actors with being politicians

YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE

He's already more qualified than Hillary. At least the Rock is a male

*tips fedora*

Since reality TV game show hosts with no policy can run sure why not.

Anyone can do it, since you have plethora of advisers and counselors.
From time to you will have to appear in public and read stuff somebody else wrote from paper or a teleprompter.

i have no idea what his politics are but yes, Reagan and Trump are living proof

both had done things that made them relevant to politics long before Rocks age

I KNOW RIGHT?

>Trump.
>Politics.

that wasn't even a job

kek

yep my underage friend

why is literally everything a meme now

>Could he do it?
>voting is rigged

What the fuck do you think?

He couldn't, he's too nice.

I want this just to see him in cut off sleeve suits everywhere and giving Putin a wedgie

>WELL UH WELL UH WELL WELL WELL UH WELL WELL UH WELL

either way, the first gay president

>trump as president, the rock as his press secretary
Please God make it happen

He'd have to admit to steroid use or else people would come forward about it

once he admits, thats it, done

Why can't GOOD actors run for president?

FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK.... TO THE WHITE HOUSE

>turns heel after winning election

president kief ya'll
make it happen

The Rock would btfo that faggot

To spite retards like you

>President Johnson, there have been alleg--

"Shut your mouth, next question. You, the Jabroni with the bad teeth."

>Mr. President--

"Not you, the other one."

>Mr President, the recent incident in--

"I know what you're going to say, and I've got one thing to tell you. I didn't get into this house wearing this $3,000 suit and getting my hair cut four times a week without the qualifications necessary to take foreign jabronis to the Smackdown Hotel. Now it may be--it MAY be--that those candy-asses over there weren't members of a terrorist organization, but the millions--

"AND MILLIONS--

"Of military and intelligence reports received by my administration indicated otherwise."

>But President Jo--

"I'm gonna need you to take your candy ass down Know Your Role Boulevard, take a left Jabroni Avenue and shut your mouth. I'll be taking no more questions. If you SMELALALAOW--

"What the President is cooking."

If Arnold couldn't do it, then the Rock definitely can't.

I would vote for him. He is a good guy.

>tfw you will never be Dwayne Johnson

Why live?

>shuts down all mental health research and facilities
>years of research and treatment lost
>"crazies" wandering freely and breeding
>probably the main cause of the transgender and feministic downfall of America
Let's not forget the most important awful decision he made
>took automatic weapons away from civilians
Fuck Regan so hard

kek, do your civilians need automatic weapons? they do a good job of murdering each other with semis just fine

I would literally, with no second thoughts or doubts, vote for this dude.

?
Arnold couldn't because he's not a natural born citizen.
The Rock is so he can run.

Remind me why this would be a good idea and why people like The Rock again?

I unironically want this

Yeah, but the Rock isn't iconic like the Oak. He failed to ingrain himself in the movie industry like Arnold did, and he doesn't have Arnold's political ambitions either.

>took automatic weapons away from civilians

It's a good fucking thing. Islamic terrorists are civilians too, until they murder a crowd of other civilians.

These fucks are just now realizing what they can get away with.

>He failed to ingrain himself in the movie industry

One of the highest grossing stars in the world. An objectively dumb as fuck comment.

Name one Rock movie on the level of The Terminator or Predator. Name one iconinc Rock role.

Arnold can't because he's fucking dumb

>multiple degrees
>millionaire at 22 (not from bbing or acting)
>2-time governor

You don't know what you're talking about, lad.

No, he can't run because he is constitutionally ineligible.

>the Rock
>failed to ingrain himself in the movie industry

What the fuck am I reading?

>failed to ingrain himself in the movie industry

Isn't he currently the highest grossing actor in the world? Sure he hasn't had classic movies or roles like Arnold (most of which are considered classic because of nostalgia mind you. None of my younger family members know or even care about classic Arnie) but to say he hasn't ingrained himself in the movie industry is just false.

lmao America is such a banana republic. Clown Trump running isnt enough for you guys? you want some actor dude that's been abusing steroids for two decades to jump into it as well?

He hasn't made a single successful solo movie.

>(most of which are considered classic because of nostalgia mind you. None of my younger family members know or even care about classic Arnie)

You don't know what the term "Banana Republic" means, you just think it sounds silly.

>most of which are considered classic because of nostalgia

This is how you spot the pleb. The Terminator is iconinc over 30 years after it came out, Rock movies are forgotten the moment they leave the theater.

I'd vote for the Rock, yo.

Every press conference would be like a mini-feature action film.

Ahnuld was never dumb. He just came across like a lunkhead because of huge muscles. He's actually, as the other user indicated, a skilled businessman.

>Isn't he currently the highest grossing actor in the world?
That's Samuel L. Jackson

It's generational. It has and will keep happening.

I love The Terminator but it's just the natural course of things with the masses. Don't see why you need to get so offended.

He's genuinely a nice guy IRL like terry crews.
Niceness seems to be inversely proportional to how big and scary you look

>Ahnuld was never dumb. He just came across like a lunkhead because of huge muscles.
Or was it his inability to speak the English language, despite living in the US for forty years?

Still better than Hillary

>It's generational. It has and will keep happening.

Not if you and your family burn to death.

Mostly because the presidency is nothing but a figurehead.

It really isn't. I know plenty of teenagers who have seen the Terminator. It's still a title synonymous with action.

It doesn't take much to be a skilled businessman when you're a Mr Olmypia and movie star. Even Jeff Sied could.

>He just came across like a lunkhead because of huge muscles.

And the fact talked as a monkey vaguely imitating speech by trained imitation.