Roast me

Roast me

You're severely overweight

There's no need.

What happened to your celiing? Too many dragon punches?

Nice Kicker table tho

Rare, medium or well done?

Cant fit you into the oven, sorry bro

Well considering I went to hs with you, I can send this to people you know and then you can get really roasted

hahaha, its like when I look at you I can see every bad choice you ever made.

Fat tranny bitch? Nah, too easy

Stereotypical American

Proof?

I'd still suck that dick.

i'd bet money it's him

I'd let you fuck me.

>Roast me

This isn't Germany we don't have the right sized oven.

God already did

Oh shit I that's really op

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We let Jews starve to death before they get roasted and become unique snowflakes.
HE'S FAT

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I would, but a piece of meat that large would take way too long to roast in a conventional oven, and I don't have access to an industrial oven.

We're gonna need a bigger oven

kek

Big ear lobes, big bottom lip, eye brows same. Looks like OP

well great, I was hoping the first person I know that I get to see naked online would be a girl, not this fat fuck.

You have no imagination. Buy a truck load of charcoal and have a luau. Bury the meat in the ground and roast overnight.

Looks like you've already been roasted.

want to fuck your titties

It'll take two full days to roast you completly