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Ask a p-psychologist anything!

I'm here for you, Anonymous; don't s-suffer in s-silence!

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Hello Alice :)

Hey alice what about the murder on Sup Forums right now

HIIIIIII :D

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How's your back?

Is it normal that I find stuff animals sexually attractive?

ehhh, ye sorry for thread invadingbut i wanted people to know

If I'm into lactation and breastfeeding does that mean I have fucked up mommy issues?

I didnt take Psychology in high school but looking back I should have. Im 19, and a Manager at Arby's. Im not going to college. My girl says that psychology would be. Good fit for me. Where should I get started??

H-Hai Alice

Your legs look very nice today.

Why every time i enter Sup Forums you are here?

I suffer from erectile dysfunction with girls but not porn why would this be?

*waves* H-how are you all?

A b-bit better

Which one?

What the fuck is wrong with you?
What happened to you in your life to make you type in a stutter like an absolute retard?

can i see your soles?

why am i depressed, why am i silver, why am i fucking nigger biscuit?

the latest, today, check all the links saved

B-because you are dating ugly g-girls and/or watching t-too much porn.

Actually, m-my life has gotten considerably better since I s-started doing this six years ago, y-you newfag

*sniff* *sniff* Is that butthurt I smell? Wai so butthurt anonymous?

Keep up the good work Alice! Your stream was very fun!

Do you watch porn, Alice?

yeah also its rite now

nice trips
so thats where all the magic happen

Hi Alice, hope you're doing well! Luckily I was able to grab some of the stream tonight, it was a lot of fun to watch.

it's a feature, not a bug.

Hello

What should I do? I can't tell people my feelings for my stuffed animals because I know my family and friends will judge me.

What is that thing behind u? Looks like a sloth or some shit.

Is it gay to like traps?
Also nice trips

Alice how do you help someone who really needs it but always fights it even though it's ruining their life

Is it bad to like this?

i make 120k a year US but every day I wake to a tedious repetitive wife with ulcers and extreme anxieties she refuses to get therapy for. my wife, my boss and my parents always interrupt me. management at work is clueless and political. everyone wants to talk politics. i can stand anyone and more. common people and their ignorance makes me want to kill them, kill myself or drink myself into a coma. my previous therapist forgot what my previous sessions were about and he forgot my name. my psychiatrists just keeps giving me samples of anti depressants saying see if this works. i can't even stand my pets anymore.

thoughts?

WHY DO I HAVE A FETISH FOR WATCHING THINGS EAT EACH OTHER

How do I stop my depression and anxiety? Are pills worth it? I'm struggling user--

How can i learn to proggram with java?
>inb4 learn c++ instead.

hi Alice im new here and i saw alot of people talking about a stream. what do they mean by that

T-thank you!

I t-tend to read doujins.

Y-yes, in my trips.

I'm g-glad, tell your friends

"Working as intended."

I have borderline personality disorder and PTSD from a childhood of sexual abuse. I have been living a productive life for a long time after successfully learning DNT and REBT. Things have fallen off the rails for me very recently. My psoriatic arthritis has flared badly in my ribcage and I am not sleeping consistently. The lack of sleep is eroding my ability to keep my BPD under control. My M.D. is not helping with the pain and my therapist is getting frustrated. Wat do?

Step 1: Learn HTML
Step 2: Learn about canvases
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit.

Do you like yuri?

Alice I see your threads a lot, I'm just incredibly curious, are you a QT trap?

My girlfriend gets mad when i hang out with other females, but when i get upset when she hangs out with men, im the devil, how do i make this feeling go away, whats wrong with me

Y-yes, the pills are worth it.

D-don't, learn C++14 instead.

I s-stream on twitch as "celtyplays".

W-what antidepressants have y-you been on so far?

What kind of doujins? Links? Kinks?

id trips you up quite hard

be single.

How do i cope with moving on?

Do you even play 2hu and if so how good are you at it?

It is though, she's my little sister and her life is getting torn apart by these people that she abolutely abhores but refuses to or is incapable of doing anything about on her own

...

recommend a doujin then boi

How do I come out as a faggot to a very religious family?

Why do I care if animals die but generally not when people die?

H-have you tried Unisom? It's a v-very potent sleep aid.

S-sometimes. Depends on the mood.

Woman.

N-nothing is wrong with you, s-she's the problem.

Uhm. T-this is getting a bit off the rails.

By m-moving on.

I can 1CC HRTP.

And it's h-her life to ruin dear.

dudes, sexuality is whatever it ends up being for you. if you're into smooth boybutts, that's totally acceptable. a little gay, but it's you.

pills are worth it depending on how they work for you. therapy will teach you to deal with depression and anxiety, while medication will raise your baseline and make it easier to not feel like shit while you learn those coping skills.

you take it a day at a time, you deal with the suckiness, and someday it sucks less.

I w-wouldn't do so until you live independently.

B-because you are a bad person.

What do you think about play Smite on stream?

Why do you stutter so much?
Are you like this irl too or are you just memeing?

Pills are always w-worth it.

I d-don't know what that is.

W-why don't you?

nice trips

will you rate my dick?

and why am i obsessed with getting my dick rated?

Evening Alice~ How was your day today?

Im gay, im a top.
Will shaving my legs hurt my topeness Alice

You're definitely a guy

>stuttering in text

Stop.

N-no, and because you have a deep seated desire f-for validation.

No.

C-can't complain, what about y-you?

You are the psychologist, you tell me!

Alrighty then, how do I cope with watching this little girl I love more than life itself (in a non lolicon way for you sick fucks out there) drive herself into depression and disturb her mental development and personality for the rest of her life?

N-never.

S-sorry, I'm not

Tits, slut, show em or leave.

>N-nothing is wrong with you, s-she's the problem.

Sometimes she ignores me for almost the whole day and talks to me at like 11 pm, when its time to almost sleep, i feel like this is unacceptable, and she says that "i dont regret making time for my friends" BUT THE WHOLE DAY? ALL DAY? idk am i being unreasonable? should i just end it, what do you recommend what would you do

How do I get rid of stress from a lot of work I'm worried about messing up.

I have. I have also been prescribed promethazine as a sleep aid. They both make me very tired but do not address the root pain issue, so I wake up constantly from the chest pain and get no healthy uninterrupted sleep.

She's hot, i want to fug her

Should I take viagra?

It's not bad! I'm a bit tired but I'm filling the evening with YGTAS since you mentioned it on stream the other day I've been watching it non-stop haha.

To the Mokuba mobile!

as part of treatment, yeah. pills alone, without any therapy, is a bad move in my opinion. that's all I meant, aneki.

I feel like i fall in love with people around me way to easily, and i often tear up because i know that i will never be loved by the persons i fell in love with.
What is wrong with me...?

When are you going to share your pretty face with us?

Hi, Alice. I am trying to become a harder worker. I've received nearly perfect scores in all standardized tests growing up, but my lack of work ethic is preventing me from accomplishing anything. How do I get the drive and motivation to work hard everyday? Thank you.

Tell me abou Bane, why does he wear the mask?

attentionwhoring is not sign of good mental health
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

yo same

T-that is not how mental disorders w-work dear.

R-read the rules, newfag

S-she's putting others over y-you dear; she c-clearly is using you.

Massage t-therapy works for me.

*nodnod* I f-feel you there. Pain keeps m-me awake too. You c-can't get codeine or s-some low level opiate?

What state do you live in?

No.

Y-your opinion isn't backed w-with statistical evidence; antidepressants are m-more effective t-than other forms of treatment.

Obviously, however, I recommend therapy (both one on one and group) together with medication, as this is the most effective of all.

T-there is no Mokuba mobile...

The day someone buys an Alice Diamond Account.

Last time was cooking, it was cooler than simply talking...but either way is cool to see someone like you doing something different

Has anybody from Sup Forums actually met you irl?

At the moment I am reading Psychology and Alchemy by Jung and I honestly cant put it down. What is your opinion on his approach?

Dont we all

Y-you confuse obsession w-with love.

Y-you don't USE motivation to DO things, y-you GAIN motivation BY doing.

Make a schedule and stick to it. Make each item simple and bite sized, so it is trivial to do. Work from easiest to hardest. Simple.

G-good thing I'm n-not attention whoring then