Well boys, drunk fireman here. Ask me anything

Well boys, drunk fireman here. Ask me anything

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Okay. First off, what's up with egghead

How big is your hose?

Do you feel fulfilled as a productive human being sleeping on shift while the real heros like me are out protecting society?

Dude stepped out of his house, got in his truck tucked a 357 under his chin and pulled the trigger. He was still alive when we got there, he was actually still talking.

is it true you're all faggots who shower together?

how much does your suit and gear weigh all together?

Kek

Jesus that must not have been a pretty sight

If that's what gets you off, then sure

thank you for your service

You guys in tha fire house... sit'n there waiting for that fuck'en alarm to go off. what ya doing? i've heard you boys into really hard core bdsm. True? ;) kidding

Probably around 40-50 pounds, I've never weighed it

Is it true that you work hard, and you play hard?
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you should go to the hospital

lol

>still alive
How long until he died

Well, since I wasn't bullied in school I never felt the need to become a cop

Are you angry that there was no fireman in the village people lineup?
Do you feel left out?

Three full days, he missed all the vital areas. Basically performed a full frontal lobotomy

Well thanks

Eh, not really that bad

For some reason I find it easier to look at dead people than should-be dead people.
But I guess it comes with the job

do you blame your parents for you being too stupid to get work other than being a firefighter, or is it your fault?

Guess it depends on your definition of should be dead people, what do you do

Lol, every job has to be done. Nobody wants to be a trashman, but nobody wants trash. What do you do?

>family poor enough to warrant me working
>implying

>Implying I'm implying
>Implying I'm actually a fireman

Apparently some people don't mind having trash around

>jokes on them i was just pretending
okay joe nobody

Hearty chuckles were had

How does it feel to be a pussy gardener and not able to hack it as a real man?

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