Thoughts?

thoughts?

>your average man might quip "where did it all go wrong, mate?"

what the fuck? is she being sarcastic or is she actually this deluded?

PLEASE HEED MY WARNING LEO

LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO

He should do the same as Brendan Fraser, Idris Elba or Depp and get a loving wife for the rest of his life.

>woman
But Leo don't roll that way.

I don't know, don't they give out journalism degrees behind fast food places nowadays?

The average man would absolutely not quip anything of that sort.

pretty sure old Jacks been married a few times

hes alone by making poor choices in women or being a surly cunt noone wants to be with

picking one wouldnt have helped

Guys, what fucking a different supermodel every day taste like?

>quip
>is she being sarcastic

Satisfying, yet oddly boring

Can't into bants, mate?

They can't be happy. Clooney got married, you think he's happy?

I'd give it all up for a qt waifu pure 18 year old introvert studying history at a mid west college

Learn English before you start posting here.

But we are meant to think he does.

Doesn't he have a "roommate" he's lived with for like, twenty years?

probably not, his wife is an extreme attention whore. only way to get happy in his position is to marry young with high school sweetheart or something before all the money and fame rolls in.

Just a father trying to give his son some advice.

hes vying for the ronald reagon 2.0 / arnold 1.5 "Im a celebrity and therefore liked and if I marry someone who is objectively intelligent that'll make me appear intelligent - also shes hot so she would make a good first lady"

however I think he fucked up because Trump went and scorched the earth on the view of arab muslims so Clooney dun goofed

Bullshit, no one hates cocaine, it's physiologically impossible.

it's a sad life

>Dinner
>Amal is talking about the nuance of her breif, how she had to scour through 3000 pages today over 35 documents to find the passage that verifies that X failed to perform Y and that therefore the treaty has been violated by nation X
>Clooney asks her if she saw the new batman movie

It tastes like AIDS.

my thoughts are if this advice were sincere he would have given it to him personally as they know each other rather than through his PR agent to be disseminated via gossip rags.

>>your average man might quip "where did it all go wrong, mate?"
>what the fuck? is she being sarcastic or is she actually this deluded?

this hit me right in the feels tobehonestwithyoufamily

Surprisingly many men would, but girls like that don't exist post 1960s.

lel this

Why would any self-respecting man marry a woman who is or thinks she is more intelligent than him

Suprisingly, those kind of women wouldn't go for some slutty, rotten old men.

I assume you quip that to yourself because you are comparing your life to Leo's. The implication is that your life has gone wrong by not having a conveyor belt of models served up to you.

You understand nothing.

I'm a history major in the midwest. About to graduate after this trimester.

I have not met a single girl in my major who isn't a huge SJW cuck. Shitty dyed hair, BLM and hilary stickers on their laptops, and that shrill voice.

The world has changed. It's not how you think it is. The people of our generation are fully cucked to the maximum level.

I believe that people are capable of finding true love. I believe that the perfect girl for any of us does exist. But I do believe she's truly one in a million, and you'll never find her in a million years

>I believe that people are capable of finding true love. I believe that the perfect girl for any of us does exist. But I do believe she's truly one in a million, and you'll never find her in a million years
ok beta cuck

traditional girls raised by relatively racist parents still exist

although i agree every girl i met at uni and tafe was a SJW except for the hardcore muslims who were not SJW except about immigration policies then they were very liberal

Where did it all go wrong, mate?

There's something poetic about this, jack has lived what leo is doing now, a new group of women every week and now he is trying to give him advice so he doesnt chase this shallow lifestyle for the rest of his life

Pussy.

>the sun )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

i flinched

Does Leo only fuck white girls

I'm either marrying a non-anglo girl whose family culture still encourages strong family bonds and who has been culturally conditioned not to slut around. I'll even settle for a non-virgin as long as they've only had sex with boyfriends whom they've been in relationships with at the time.

Or I'm going to marry one of the 0.5% of anglo girls who have similar values to my grandmother and mother (who is 60 so olderthan many of your mothers).

He cucked Chris Brown and dicked down Rihanna hard as fuck.

Also he has been known to have a sweet tooth for the choco every now and then

Did Leo's "dad" get cucked?

What would be the point of settling down?

>less sex
>sex with one person
>fear of alimony
>even lonlier because the only reason the other person is with you is because of your wealth, or status.

Women are whores, and he's using them like they're using him.

>you should try living without limits

i want to kill 50 cent

he doesn't even say without, he says 'with out'

fucking rappers

Settling down doesn't mean you have to get married, idiot.

...

When you yourself are a hot 20 something dude, you have no real sense of it all, it's just the life you live. If you were once one of us, then suddenly you find yourself famous with these type of women fawning over you, you could feel overwhelmed but you would understand the beautiful place you are not at by looking back at where you started from. These hollywood celebs only ever knew this life, so they only ever date these elite gold diggers. If they settled down with a midwest grill and only acted in movies and things that allowed them time with their family, they would have better marriages, but by virtue of the fact that they are movie stars it stands to reason that they would never be satisfied with that life anyway. The may be rich and beautiful, but these people have may never truly know what true comfy is.

like eating steak and lobster every week.

>wants to kill 50 cents
what is wrong with you

It seems like Leo has been in a perpetual mid age crisis for the last few years.

he finally got that oscar and now he doesn't know what to strive for

Dumb.

Nothing bad about not having a gf or wife.

>im in the midwest!

which state user?

>he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer

Just taking a page from Bill "I smoked weed but I didn't inhale" Clinton's handbook

Does it matter?

When you have as much money as Leo does, i don't think having a wife is important.

...

>handsome rich man has a lot of security with beautiful women

Thank God this was brought to our attention, Jane Moore has truly earned her pay cheque this week

Holy fuck, that's filthy frank

Jane Moore wants Leo's dick and attention so hard, it's not even funny.
She dreams at least twice a week being one of those blonde bimbos on his yacht.

I'll bet no one would have dreamed in a million years these two would make attractive offspring. Genes can be funny sometimes.

Tfw e-relationship with 18 yr old tomboy girl going to community college for eqrly childhood education

JUSTcore

>tfw been with someone for 2 years and dont think shes the right one but shes a sensitive QT from another country and I dont want to deal with sending her home and forcibily removing all those family and friend ties from my life forever

take my advice anons, follow your gut and do what makes you happy. life is too short to not do the things you want

Kate Winslet was his bae.

>tfw only started to do that at 26

Never too late... r-right?

maybe if you shovel snow at rich people houses

fucking never too late. I'm 25 and just had my quarter life crisis

No, you understand nothing. I did my time in college and let me tell you where all those good girl types you can't find go. They go for the military man, the police officer, the firefighter, and occasionally the smart engineer/businessman. You will rarely find one of those types at college or pursuing higher education to 'advance their careers.' They marry early and they marry men with 'tough' jobs and strong moral values. Hint: These men usually aren't at colleges studying history.

Again, grow up a little and maybe you'll realize that university isn't everything and where everyone goes. In order to get a girl like that, honest, pure, etc. You need the career and lifestyle to attract it.

>I took cocaine (but hated it)

Kek sure buddy

Fuck you, fiddy is a real human bean

PUSSY IS FUNGIBLE WHO GIVES A SHIT

LEO WILL NEVER GET JUSTED, HE'S PLAYING A HIGHER DIMENSION OF CHESS

I like how Nicholson is telling Leo the truth.

You think he can handle it?

hahahahaha jk

is 50 cent that guy from the those 10/10 tweets?

I never really cared much for cocaine, I just like the way it smells.

Nor do they go for porn addicts who's primary hobby consists of arguing with NEETS on taiwanese sock puppet forums all day.

hahahaha

It definitely makes you a product of worst sort that no one wanted invest in.

>end up alone
>bad thing

Pick one. Also, MGTOW.

If I were in Leo's position, I wouldn't commit either. In general men are only as faithful as their options. So, barring the possibility of getting a gf or wife that's fine with infidelity or is even into swinging, why would he put himself in a position where he has to always keep his dick in his pants?

The whole YOLO meme is usually just a way for retards to do something retarded. Leo's one of the privileged few that transcends the meme and is actually doing it right. He's barely in his 40's, could still easily pass for 30, and has his pick of women to use as fuck toys.

Once he rounds 50 years of age then he can start worrying about slowing down and finding a real partner.

I feel him. I can't stand coke, but i love the smell.

'redpill' faggots please go

Leo just has low self-esteem. Pic related is a man with self-confidence.

>what leo? you can't find one women you love and trust enough to marry? just randomly pick one and wait for the divorce!
nicolson is wrong and leo is one of the smartest men in hollywood

no that's just creepy and she probably groomed him or something imagine the genders reversed

Go and tip your fedora somewhere else.

could've at least picked a milf with no wife's sons as baggage. Also an actual milf not some random old hag.

>no that's just creepy
How is that creepy? It isn't creepy at all, they even have children.

>she probably groomed him or something what's grooming?
>imagine the genders reversed
See the OP

She didn't have any children and was married once and got divorced a decade ago. Seems pretty good to me.

>remember, a non-lethal takedown is always the most silent takedown

he was like 18 and she was 40 he sure as fuck didn't marry her for her appearance

What if you studied history in college, then joined the military?

The grass is always greener on the other side.
If you pick a women and she decides to JUST you I bet you would've preferred just sleeping with tons of supermodels.

His dad looks like me in twenty five years.

Maybe she fucks like a tiger

The only difference is that there would be more than one woman JUSTing you.

How?
Is leo getting married to all these women?

You get to choose between arts and social science too, you can even collect them all