Did I cook my steak right Sup Forums?

Did I cook my steak right Sup Forums?

Looks good to me, can't tell temp that well with the lighting tho. how'd you cook it?

the perfect steak

Room temperature, oiled it and seasoned it, then put it a hot as fuck pan, couple of minutes each side, then let it rest for 5 minutes

>be me
>vegetarian since birth
>wants to try that steak

it looks good

No, how the fuck do you undercook steak you literally needed another 2 minutes its one of the easiest meals to make and you still fuck it up.

good job faggot

>undercook steak

Impossible to do, this is between blue and rare. It's how I like it.

you did good

> vegetarian since birth

wat

Cast iron I hope?
Do you even know what a seared steak is?

Looks like shit to be honest.
No thickness what so ever and your "hot as fuck" pan pulled a shit ton of moisture out of it.
using oil instead of a butter is a top tier fag move. and by seasoning I'm seriously hoping you're not a cunt who added anything more than just a dash of salt and better, but that should have well well seasoned that was as it was warming to room tempurature (which is the only thing you got right)
and 5 minute resting? Yeah I can see your absolute shit job of a rest all over your plate you fucking idiot.

Got fucking dammit A for effort and all but if it's a retard making the effort like you the A just stands for Asshat

I'd eat the fuck out of that steak

Photo is good size, I hate 4k+ photos people post from their fucking phones. However it's bit underexposed so you could have sorted that out before posting.

Well..

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It's sirloin, not porterhouse, you don't really see sirloin cut in ridiculously thick cuts. Also, any steak that's medium rare or under will leave the juices on the plate when it's rested, that's the whole fucking point in resting it, moron.

All that and you make a pretty shit steak XD

I don't have photoshop but here's one done in irfanview.

Nothing about that is right.
Shit plate.
A piece of meat alone with nothing to eat with it.
No cutlery.
Not to mention it's rare which is alright but not cooked quite enough for my personal tastes.

Making me hungry af

You fucked it up, it looked nothing like that lol

No. Next question

Examine the histogram of your photo. It is underexposed. Of course it is different than what your eyes are seeing. I was enhancing the photo to get the most out of it, not that it is exactly what your eyes are seeing. Being in colored light, low lighting and taken with mobile phone this will guarantee that the photo is not going to be what you saw.

>hot as fuck pan

this

pan wasn't hot enough I see signs of boiling

The juices stay in the meat not on the plate, jesus H chris are you a fucking class A faggot and a crinkled cut faggot through and through.

All that looks like is you put the steak on as high of a heat and humanly possible for a minute on eat side and litterally evaporated any moisture 1 quarter of the way down so by the time you cut it you can a blob os shit in the center just waiting to pour out of your fucking plate.

Just die already

Does look good; maybe slightly less heat, which I wouldn't normally say. Personal preference gets the seared outside but slightly more even cooking on the inside towards the red middle.

The whole photo is yellow. I didn't apply any other correction than brightness/gamma just to demonstrate it is underexposed.

that looks fucking perfect. jealous as fuck op

Raw or nothing pansy
OP today you are and extra faggot that piece of shit you call a steak is dryer than my dead grandma's pussy. You just shit on the Mona Lisa.

Fucking hell, OP. Now I want steak for dinner.

10/10, would eat

it looks like shit

Needs some ketchup on the side to dip it in

fail/10

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that's up to you, man.

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Put ketchup on in,like Mr. Trump.

Yes. How a steak should be. Bloody and juicy!

Looks like a nice rare steak to me.
Only a walking vagina would pass on it.

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is this a plate for retards?

Steak is disgunting

Wait, you mean being vegetarian was a thing before 2000 or you're underage and should gtfo ?

'Murifat detected

Enjoy your "well done" shit, we're talking about CUISINE here

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I wish I still had teeth.

Looks delicious, user, great job.

what happened to them user

>2017
>eating a steak that isn't well done with ketchup
Liberal cuck detected

Now you have to learn how to cut it. You go AGAINST the grain of the meat so it shears apart when you bite into it. If the lines of fat and tissue are moving in one direction, you cut perpendicularly to them.