We all have dark secrets

We all have dark secrets.

Share yours user.

jdf go away

Nice try NSA

The little people inside my head are trying to crawl out through my eyes.

They grab everything I look at and drag it into my brains.

my cars mom tried to fonger me in the back of a van

I shit in the shower.

I eat dog vomit.

Only the dry dog food

nice bait.

boy howdy your eyes are redder than the devil's dick

I enjoy watching The Vampire Diaries...

sometimes I pee in the toilet, at night. In the bathroom.

I spend way to much money on weed

WATCH THIS, i can tip toe while you take a piss, spy on you while your little boy shits

I put a keylogger on a coworkers computer, got her workstation pw, used it to get into her iCloud (good guess), and sold her nudes to somebody for $300

I sucked my neighbors' cat's dick while looking after it during their vacation.

I fuck hookers

I am the second coming but noone will ever know I saved their asses, AGAIN.

In my early twenties, I fucked my married step sister for a little over a year.

im a retarded nigger

Was it barbed?

how did that happen?

Nah, he was fixed so no barbs.

I fantasize about kidnapping my crush and doing a murder suicide every day. I'm too much of a pussy to actually do it but I think about doing it literally all the time.

i molested my cousin

Me and my cousin used to have gay sex when I was in junior high

I'm straight as shit but I like to go in booths with Gloryholes

We've all been there

Im a closet Racist Imperalist pretending to be a Commie :l i hate my self

what was it like the first time? how are the bj s?

Honestly, I hung out at their place pretty often. On day, her and I were watching the first Men in Black and goofing off. Somehow we ended up wrestling around, then out of nowhere, we started making out. That led to us banging one out.

At the time, I actually felt awful about it immediately after and I told her that we shouldn't do it again. That entire day and night, it was all I thought about. She was a server at the time, so the next night, I went by her work to apologize for being awkward afterward.

We fucked in her car on her break that, which in turn led to a little over a year long relationship of us nsa fucking every chance we got.

I Lurk on /b

Where? I have never seen a glory hole anywhere, ever.

looks like my eye after I got into a fight back in December. half my eye was solid red with blood for over a month afterwards

is she hot? how was the sex?

I voted for Clinton

well she was also 7 at the time

Fucking disgusting, off yourself.

my best friend try to make me a blowjob when i have the VR glasses

It was great getting sucked but regrets afterwards cause I'm not gay

I had a long relationship with a 15 year old for 5 years. It actually went really great. I took care of her when nobody else cared to. Bought her everything from clothes to school supplies to walmart cards for food. We built her a gaming rig and gamed a lot, read books, wrote in a journal we mailed.

Never had sex because we only met once. I saw her as something special and not a plaything. More like a little sister. Although when she turned 18 she was a vixen.

Broke my heart on the way out. I was 25 at the time.

I once stole a booster pack of Pokemon cards from the store.

Well

My cousin and I fucked around a few times growing up. One day her and her sister came over my house and we hung out in my room. While there we ended up messing around again under the bed covers...while her sister was in the room

Hawaii in Waikiki

Point still stands.

I had sex with my cousin when we were 14, now I can't talk with her, anyway I don't wanna see her again

I actually like the Rebecca Black - Friday song

>We've all been there

Thats incest.

I thought OP was a nipple

How was it? Same here

My cousin loves me. and no I didnt fuck her... Shes like 4

yeah, i figure its more common than people care to admit

did u cum?

I sucked a 30+ year old man from Craigslist's dick when I was fifteen.

I fingered my cousin while she was "asleep" around sixth or seventh grade.

The sex was amazing at the time. I don't know that I would call her hot, but definitely average at the very least. We kept a pretty good friendship for years afterward.

She was the first girl I ever came in. I remember her asking me to, and initially I was terrified, until she said something along the lines of a woman knows her body.

After that, we almost had a schedule of when I could cum in her. She got off on it. The sex was good, but what made it the best was, she was a bit of an exhibitionist and like to play dangerously when it came to time.

Deriverys free but not with me always charge a dollar fifty

>I sucked a 30+ year old man from Craigslist's dick
gay

Yeah it was pretty gay

get out of here, normie

My cousin and I used to fuck on a regular basis from ages 13 until 22

faggot

Not a normie just not a cousin molester.

that's not how that works

I don't have any

hot tell me your sexiest stories. and post pics of her.

you missed out man

I wrote nigger with shit on the wall during my freshman year and dropped out soon after

Yes, I resisted but the adrenaline got the best of me

I figured out the secret to not have to click 12 fucking squares in the new fucking captcha

I'm not actually gay

Yeah I agree with you.

Beat a low-life robber to death tonight after tracking them down
>dumped body in forest
I never plan to wonder if someone is looking for him

I also won the lottery two years ago but never told my wife

Wtf is wrong with you?

>:(

I had a similar story
When I was 16 I took in an emo girl from school. We slept in the same bed, kissed, never had sex; I never tried cause I knew from when I was a kid her grandpa was a high profile pedophile case and she was one of his victims. I took care of her every need which was mostly drugs, cigarettes, and liquor which wasn't much different than mine

One night she fucked one of my friends in my living room. She said she was just testing the waters to see if she could sleep with me. I told her to go fuck her grandpa again. We haven't spoken since.

A few weeks later, late one night my brother came home an said she was spending the night with another friend of mine

I called and told his girlfriend. We spied together then fucked each other cause me & we were friends an always wanted too. However her boyfriend never actually had sex with her- he raped her because what she did to me and kicked her out in the midnight

I don't associate with anyone from my teens cause they're all dramatic emos

Well implying that was my first time I think it was nice. I remember very well how she touched my cock, the handjob made me cum and later I fucked her like 5 minutes. This happened in our grandparents house.

for some reason i have this wierd thoughts about beat me little brother to death and strangulate my mother

it was your teaching assistant last time, faggot.

>don't believe a fucking word

I was responsible for the spread of rumors of a red ninja hidden in Mortal Kombat 1, including the detail that one had to beat Reptile 10 times on the same cabinet before he could appear.

step or half?

it was part of how i learned about sex. aint nothing wrong with that

Do share with the rest of the class.

kek

stupid faggot

>I told her to go fuck her grandpa again.

do the easy part.

>an hero faggot

you got really bitter when you stopped making threads user

i catfished a girl for 4 years half my age. started talking when she was a sophomore in highschool. Things got really serious after a couple of years. Finally told her the truth. Turns out she didnt care. Now we live together and plan on getting married. e had to make up some bullshit story about how we met to her family.

ok

Keyword "Molested" that's what's wrong. Plus she's your cousin and was 7. You know what nevermind you're insane there's no way of changing your opinion on this shit because you're too fucked in the head like I was.

Well idk about sexiest but one story I still think about is one day when she was home alone with cousin and younger sister I rode my bike there. I couldn't drive at the time I don't think. We were downstairs while the other two upstairs. She starts walking away I grab her waist and she comes back without resistance. I lower her pants and she whispers they're upstairs. I said I didn't care. She grabs my cock any slides my pants down. I put her on all fours in her kitchen and start to quietly fuck her doggy and towards the end fuck her ass and pull out. We go upstairs and pretend nothing happened

step sister, so no shared DNA. you're practically not even related.

>not even wincest

u savge

I french kissed my 7-year-old cousin when I was 14. I have more if you want it.

What do you do once you're in a booth

>getting sucked but regrets afterwards cause I'm not gay

still not gay

eh, pretty usual for shit like that to happen between kids really

She could remember that for a long time dude. I mean if I french kissed my cousin I know I'd be embarrassed as fuck.

I actually did this y'all just gonna gloss over this? Ight.

want

you haven't tried to find one. porn bookstores with movie booths is where you find them faggot.