"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
Wyatt Miller
>being in the British Isles >not having your own flag
Fine, unless the Scot is a foaming-at-the-mouth SNP supporter.
Jackson Martin
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Thomas Roberts
Fucking Sterling
Luke Martinez
>Rooney taking set pieces
Please stop
Sebastian Bell
Rashford, Walcott, Vardy and Kane all on the bench.
Dare I say it, the best squad in the world?
Julian Sanders
Probably Grant Hanley
Dylan Long
scots hate the english and the english don't give much of a shit
Angel Ward
When was the last time Rooney actually scored a free kick?
Hunter Gutierrez
>believing polls after all that's happened
dear me
Adrian Ortiz
Ah yes, polls, just like the ones that said Remain would win, and Trump would lose.
Polls overwhelmingly skew left, most working class English don't give half a shit about Scotland and would gladly see them leave.
Chase Long
Let's not forget that the culture and history of Britain is sprinkled with myths and legends. The scottish believe in Nessie, for example. The Welsh believe in magic. And the English have a Uefa European Championship.
Carson Ward
theyre getting dominated at home by the shittest team in the universe, so ill say no
Jordan Ward
What are you lads going to eat?
Colton Hughes
>rooney on the pitch
Benjamin Wright
It's like the relationship England has with Germany
Tyler Thomas
has the bongland ever produced a fine woman
Justin Powell
who even eats mars bars nowadays? they're way too small
Juan Perry
I used to want them to stay because of WW2 ect.. but fuck them , hope they get it now.Theve let the side down so much recently
Wyatt James
No, replace them all with Liverpool players and they are.
Samuel Wilson
my bird's dad is full scottish and he lives on a council estate in manchester and everyone loves him
Nolan Evans
when was the last itme your mum gargled on my cock
Dylan Hall
when he fluked that one against Estonia two years ago probably
Matthew Rodriguez
you wish >see: butthurt IIT >see: you right now
Chase Gomez
The Scottish have an inferiority complex and the English don't really give a shit.
Wyatt Gray
>Austin, Defoe, Carroll, Deeney and Crouch can't even get in the squad
So many fucking World class options desu
Christian Watson
why are bong men so envied and desired worldwide
Colton Perry
England are lucky we aren't playing Kenny Miller. 5-0 Scotland if he was tbqh
Bit of playful racism on both sides. Scots love to hate on the English, English are too busy hating every other nation on the planet to notice most of the time.