NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread.

beers for dinner boys.
whats you having.

homemade mc muffis.

Not tonight dear, Ive got a headache

>ITT: How many sheep have you fucked this week.

I had beef and chips, really wanting/needing to expand my horizons though.

>trying not to have wheat

A $5 Heineken

Hey Q, do they accept tits and a timestamp as a valid form of ID?

some fish and chups from a chinese restaurant. I've always wondered why Asians are the one end up selling Fish and chips everywhere

A want, then some indomie and a kitkat.

Because it's what we buy. It's the same reason they make all the pies.

why are ID's even gone?

Yes.

a chinee restaurant?
nigga fish and chips are kids menu shit in a restaurant.

Because you touch yourself.

oh yeah that makes sense. I kinda forgot that there's other white people who buys takeaway.

If you lads ever in Christchurch, I reckon Captain Ben Fish and Chips. Probably the best in whole Canterbury

You're not her.

Went out with a Kiwi once. She was a cunt. Anybody know her?

Gin. Having regret for breakfast.

If I'm going to Canterbury it's to fuck a sheep, not for takeaways.

Oh, you must mean tasha. Yeah we all know her.

fucking tasha

I bet you're a fuckin Jafa who look down on everyone out of your shitty town

I accidentally stayed up till 5am last night playing Prison Architect. I made a woman's prison. Criminals with babies are fucking annoying, I'm glad when the other women murder them.

Aussie, mate. And I look down on everyone equally.

Bet you were fucking hard the entire time.

Looks like my kinda game, though.

who is this?

You bet I was. Look at these babe's.

It's bretty gud.

a faggot

Me, why?

>inb4 climate change fag

even faggot have a name.

also curious

It's the "female" me....

looking hot anonnz

Thats a boys bedroom if ever ive seen one

Do you want some boipuss?

100% looks like mine, even have my amp next to me desk.

sure.

is that an offer?

I don't like how accepting Sup Forums is of faggots these days.

No.

We accept you, though.

wonder if they are in a band?

kek

I looked through the documents, it's literally nothing. Huh, I wonder what all the hype was about. Pretty much useless stuff.

...

Good memes.

get woke

Do you have that pepe?

Nope. Though I did meet a Tasha whilst living in NZ. And yeah, she was a cunt, but not the cunt I was dating.

What was her name? We only have 4 million people. I'm sure one of the 40 people who come here know her.

In addition, why aren't you posting her nudes if you hate her do much?

Never got nudes. Broke up like 11yrs ago, long ol' time. Not naming her because the chances are someone knows her hahaha but her/her family are all from Nelson/Mapua. Pretty sure she's moved now though, but that's where she's from/lived at the time.

Nope, was at my uni tho

Oh her. She died like 2 years ago. She was living with HIV for like 12 years. Turned into AIDS

had to leave early, wish i had been able to witness this gem

teh real mvp

didn't even know it was happening - was Winne being a faggot to someone in the crowd? Said something about it in the ((media)). Called him out for stealing his limelight or some shiiiiett.

hahahhaaha Buzzfeed BTFO!

>hate symbol
Pepe dindu nuffin. He's a good boy.

never saw anything like that.

>yes, he does
Get rekt Buzzfeed

Winnie is our own Trump, always has been. People need to vote for him. He'll Make Aoteroa Great Again. MAGA

how diverse was the crowd?

Hes not wrong about immigrants paying in for 25 years before getting the pension. If you turn up at 42 youve still got a lot of good years to work. Not so much if youre 47

Dunedin reporting.

First day of Cricket was alright,i guess. Weather was fine af though.

We really needed another wicket before the end of day though.

Diverse? at Vic? It was the people who sighn up to the political clubs and Me

> I'm soooo tired after uni. i had to wake up at 11am and had two back to back lectures.

How is cricket a sport? Wish I could get paid to stand around in the sun rubbing my balls.

Do you agree with southee being dropped for this Test?

Plenty of stms positions open in christchurch right now

wut? why greentext?

>Diverse? at Vic?
whut

because it's how every faggot student acts

What's stms?

He needed a break, IMO. However I don't think the first test was a good idea.

Second test, yeah sure.

How is golf a sport? yeah exactly.

Good job I'm immune. Not surprising really, she's probably worked her way through your entire country by now.

traffic management or something i think

So not Sluts Touching My Sack? I'm out.

The guys at the roadworks that walk up the cone line moving them all an inch to the left, then walk back down the line moving them an inch back....all day

Or the guys that hold the stop-go signs. They literally stand in the sun all day scratching their nuts

ultra rare pepe peters easily 50$ on facebook buy and sell pages

i will literally cuck you

I've seen alot of female road works lately, mostly stop goers, i reckon they fuck all the other roadies and thats part of the contract agreement

I don't like how they get paid the same amount as the men but are literally worthless for labouring.

Women are the best labourers, men literally can't do it. My mrs was in labour for 36 hours.

nice meme

i know right, physically they are weaker but get paid the same in labour intensive jobs, plus the roadies get all this cock they crave as a perk. I want to work in an all female office get paid more obviously because im a male, and get all that middle age cuck & lonely 7 cats pussy

Id rather have a chick on site with a can do attitude, than a guy with a cant do attitude

that's not what he meant, fool.

he was cracking a joke, fool

nah you'd there'd be to much paper work to fire the chick from carrying her too much than with the guy

someone with a messy as fuck room

Seriously though, who has the Winnie pepe?

you seem upset

Ya'll mind if I make "philly cheese steaks" real qwik.

The lego Ferrari is cool, not sure what the golden syrup is up to...

some nigga gonna sell that rare pepe for 100k when this nigga makes pm.

Welp, gonna go smoke my last dart for a while. Wish me luck.

some people use lube, some people use syrup man.

>Christchurch

Dubs I post a webm of me cumming, singles I play Prison Architect for the rest of the night and most of the morning.

Good, because I just came.