If I launched an online crate service that once every two months for 39...

If I launched an online crate service that once every two months for 39.99 sends you exactly twenty pounds of macaroni In a wooden box would you sign up ?

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Hell yeah

Helllll yeah, nigga!

And cheese or just macaroni?

Wait, what type of macaroni? And what type of box? I love both boxes and macaroni.

Just macaroni, there'll be a seperate bi monthly service that sends you twenty pounds of cheese sauce.

It's like loot crate, but more delicious

no one wants 20 lbs of macaroni without any god damn sauce go to sleep

Throw in assorted things such as cheese, or dressings for the macaroni, and you got a customer.

A wooden cargo Crate, and I still haven't decided on the type of noodle yet

This

$2 per pound for macaroni to your door when you can get it for about $1 a pound at walmart, and you can have them deliver to your door too.

walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Elbow-Macaroni-Enriched-Macaroni-Product-3-Lb/10534106

no thanks.

only if free shipping

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Elbow macaroni makes the best Italian

Better change up your business model OP.

Too many carbs, sorry. But you could call your service Carb Crate.

where do i sign up and how many dicks to i have to suck and how many children do i have to rape?

no

If you can get this shit for $1 a pound with free shipping, why the fuck would anyone want to pay double for a crate of macaroni.

KD is shit, i know, but seriously, a crate of macaroni?

This whole thread is the same fag

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