i never thought i would be here Sup Forums
my gf caught me in the shower, masturbating on my step daughters plastic doll. it was in the shower and i remembered the scene from that one movie
she went to sneak in with me because shes just got off her period, she looked at me, the doll and then my dick and then left without a word.
shes on the phone right now to someone while im upstairs on the comp.
i think im fucked.
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Dry off, go sit naked on the couch, keep jacking off.
Tell her to stop kink shaming you.
yeah i got bigger things to think about. she knows everyone i know including work and everything. i live in a small town dude.
Pic of wife.
>Now I regret voting for trump.
Dude, own it. She can't shame you if you just go with it.
If Clinton was president none of this would've happened.
now quit bugging, kid.
ok hold on then. i figure if you're right, i can calm down quicker.
so why a poodle Sup Forumsro?
also she off the fone yet?
10/10 would give hep c to slow motion on the beach.
my hep c strains only need pamela andersons strain of hep c to become super hep c and i can kill you with my poison blood in one minute
yep shes off the phone. she was acting sketchy as fuck and wont tell me who she was talking to, now shes driven off. shes left the kid here though.
i am thinking about taking the kid somewhere and calling her so she doesnt tell anyone.
Like Magic The Gathering trading cards?
take kid out for a pizza
Don't do anything stupid, stupid. Taking her kid hostage is pretty stupid.
Let her tell everyone, maybe you'll find someone who doesn't shame you for your natural urges.
>hey user wanna fucking explain what the hell that was
I just love the whole "cumming on the face" sorta thing. This was the closest thing I could find.
>Thats your step daughters doll you fucking disgusting
Yeah, I am aware. I think the horniness took over and I wasn't thinking. I was planning on throwing it out after
yes somewhat like that
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do this OP
yeah you are right. ive just downed a whole bunch of wild turkey straight and i am just gunna keep doing that i think
then again...
so youre saying just roll with what ever happens? do you think i could find a b girl?
you are a very interesting creature.
Dude its a doll, doesn't mean it has to be the fact the doll is a child
i didnt think about that.
You should probably burn down house b4 gf comes home
Trust me I'm a doctor
Do what you can
Accept your fate.
This x4
thank you kind sir
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You were jerking off, everyone does it. The doll is irrelevant, you were imaging it was Pamela Anderson or whatever. You need the stimulation to cum. Its no biggie.
Ask her why she is so upset at you wanking.Everyone does it.
If it all goes tits up, just act slightly incredulous that she could make such a fuss over you wanking in the shower on your own.
being drunk just makes it seem like there is a drama
OP is a meme.
Reminds me of those posts about "so and so just found x on my computer and now she has my computer what do"
and the replies are always the same "op ur fucked"
She probably feels like shit that she isn't good enough anymore.
So, what kind of doll was it?
like a cabbage patch kid infant or something?
or one of those Bratz hoes?
because, one of these is a lot more defendable than the other
and look on the bright side
if she leaves you there will be no one to come between you and the doll
OP an heroed. Weak-willed Darwin award winner. You've done good son.