England vs. Scotland #3

England 1 Scotland 0

Sturridge 24'

chips edition

FOOTBALLS COMING HOME

>it's another liverpool carrying England episode

>the state of scotshite

inb4 link in other bread

Can we sack the entire Scottish team and Strachan and start afresh?

where would England be without Spurs?

>Studge
>Lellana

Liverpool literally carrying Ingurland to a WC

Liverpool top of the league and Trump is president elect, where did everything go so god damn RIGHT

wewster soss

>comfort me, user

What shall I have for dinner?

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Jesus, both teams are awful.

>Wales is now the best GB team.

Fuck me.,Scotland might be losing but at least our team isn't full of niggers

a bucket of cum

vegetable

Her arse is very flat

>Rose
>Walker

Spurs literally carrying Ingurland to a WC

ftfy

Will Hoddle leave the commentary box and go home if sterling scores lel?

>Scottish finishing

Fucking hilarious desu

Crisps

>vote to continue to be ruled by their English masters
>get BTFO with Brexit
>Get BTFO by England in the football

Is there a more pathetic """"nation""" on Earth?

Yet again, just like the last world cup qualifier, Liverpool players win the match for England

wheres joe shart?

OUR YEAR LADS

fish finger butty

Are scots the most cucked ''''people'''' on earth?

Smallpox doesn't exist anymore. You can't die from smallpox. Isn't that comforting?

cum dipped veggies? sounds like a plan

why are scottish women attractive but their accent makes them sound like men?

When your jock Dad goes quiet

kek

1. Wales
2. Northern Ireland

P
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W
E
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G
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3. England
4. Scotland

Shame they collapse at real tournaments, huh?

Torino's brave Giuseppe Hart is in the goal lad

His name is Glen

don't tell me what to do, whore

should i go out tonight lads

that might be a winner right there

What division of English football would Celtic be in? I can't imagine them in the Prem and even the Championship seems a stretch imho desu.

>jock dad

Chinky

>8 shots
>1 on target
What did Scotland mean by this?

fug didnt look like him

Where might you be going?

>Jock dad
>english mum
typical desu, if it isnt a dindu shagging the english muffins, then its the gingers

>bandwaggoning another country

you have to go back

Sweden currently beating Frafrica

>drew 3 all with man city

Prem easily. They have a prem tier manager, stadium, support.

This is such an awful game.

In a toast sandwich is the toasted bread the outside bread or inside bread?

>you will always be from the only relevant country from the British isles

Are these the shittest kits ever manufactured?

A WC would be the first cup Spuds have won since WW2

>Cahill suspended

Good. Now we can put based Keane instead.

What ethnicity are you?

no don't be degenerate stay here with us

>tfw know about 5 lads with english mums
>english women
>being shagged by actual englishmen
NEVER EVER

nah m8, towns dead now cause Christmas coming up

Wait till middle of next month, loads of slags about then

>France

Current Celtic squad would quite easily compete with the top half of the championship. Given the funds available to the premier league, Celtic potentially could finish top 8 in the EPL

LEL at my dad...silly jock...off in a huff to shag my mum up the buttom again! argh! darn jocks!

I like the pink, 2bh

>Wanting english women

LEL
E
L

in what, the cuckolded nation stakes? That'll be a close one

>mfw BTFO Scuckland.

>hehe user i took your chips while you werent looking!

Neither. You microwave butter in a bowl and dip the sandwich into it

>Scots and niggers are the only people who want English women
no surprises there

We haven't won a competitive game in it lad

You think they settle with a shit squad since it's inexpensive and good relative to the rest of the SPL?

Scoring against meme city is hardly difficult, conceding a goal to fernandinho on the other hand is the time of a shocking team

what do you think her farts smell like?

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>7-1

pork joint la

>5 guys

Their burgers are great but worst chips anywhere outside of Newcastle

White Lightning Cider

Poo

Phoebe > Rachel > Monica

why are the bottom halves of her legs a completely different colour?

>Fernandinho is bad

Hes the best centre mid in England you window licker

Bitch would get half a fucking left for that.

If you want chips then order chips, don't pull that "I'm on a diet" shit and then steal my fucking chips.

They look like cyclists.

Celtic's wage budget is probably a 1/3rd of that of a lower EPL team

PUT VARDY ON
PUT KANE ON
PUT WALCOTT ON
PUT RASHFORD ON

GO FULL MEME ATTACK

The fuck, their chips are the only reason to go to that place. Burgers are mediocre.

autism

Duh

Tea masterrace

Cahill's dogshit, shouldn't be anywhere near the squad

stale lager and half smoked rollies.

CAHILL

CAHILL

CAHILL

3-0 GET FUCKED SKEKLAND

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APOGBAGISE

what was that little southgate dance

HAHAHAHAHA

REKT

BTFO