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Go Dak Go Edition

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/balt/

best for Gays need to leave forever

Really don't want to fap tonight

>Sacramento talking smack in the old thread about me for posting the thread early

Best Governer in the Union.

Wanna trade?

Pill me on him.
He doesn't seem bad.

I met Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was governor
This will be my first and only post ITT
Good nice buds (South Dakotan Moors not included)

>mfw a moorish faggot asks for a picture

Based Austrian.
How was he as a governor?
t.Cuomo.

t.Doodoogaurd

>tfw young (21)
>tfw as soon as I turned 21 I started buying and finishing 375/750 ml's of hard liquor at least 2wice a week
>tfw a lot of times it was drank warm
>tfw finally have enough sense to cool it down, after a bad hangover day
yeeee

He's reserved and fairly unbiased in his policies, although his underlings are very, very aggressive because of his leniency

He's one of the few Governors we've had who has increased education funding

He's moderate Republican and strongly favors business over working rights and such, which is leading to a youth drain that he and the state tried to solve with increased minimum wage to no avail

He's a Scandinavian Blanda Upp

>He doesn't like Based Prostate Cancer Dayton.

Doesn't sound that bad.

Christianity is so stupid
>God sacrificed his only son for you goy!
>Meanwhile the old testament refers multiple times to the "sons(plural) of God"

About to read Karl Marx

What about the idea of a higher power in general?

He isn't which is nice

Much better than Mike Rounds

>Christianity is so stupid.

>tfw no Canadian poster yet.

I mean I know why you say I'm swarthy le moor but it's just a tan from summer Dx

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I'm not smart enough to definitively say if there is a higher power or not and I have read some Aquinas, so no that's not a stupid idea but saying God sacrificed is only son is stupid since the bible states in the Hebrew translation that he had multiple sons

This

I bet your are browner than your bf

I'm listening to Manchester Orchestra and crying.
How are you guys doing?

fater ibrahim had many son
and many son had fater ibrahim

about the worst i've ever been

No, he grew up in Laredo

We both have milky white flesh on any part that isn't exposed to the farmer's tan

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>asshole roommates are gone for a whole week
>it doesnt matter because my job is sucking up all my time

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Same.
Thinking about "it". But I don't know.

yea

Even your penis?

*THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE

SEPARATION

NO PRENUP

DONT GIVE A FUCK JUST CÜCK MY SHIT UP

the gf is still mad

Tell us Job, what has befallen you?

Yes

What happened?

tfw sad
i hate this feel

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This is no longer a United States thread.

my beautiful kitty i've had since elementary school has died

best cat that ever lived, always friendly and never hurt anyone

>left handed
bad hombre

wish I had a glass of milk right now

>he's only lost one cat
get in line, bub

keep taking giant soft shits lads
anus is getting bloody from all the wiping

wrong

ruined her underwear in the washer

>he's lost more than one cat
SAD!

So when are we going to finish Mount Rushmore?
Think its been left half done long enough, dont you think?

why are you posting

one was really old

the other one caught a disease and had to be put down

would not feel bad if someone bombed crazy horse

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zgmvg-zzctI

>Lil Uzi Vert
shant even be considering

As expected of the first canadian and mexican posts in the thread.

because i lost two childhood pets and my best friend ;__;

>ktla.com/2017/03/18/tennesse-teacher-sought-in-kidnapping-of-missing-student-wife-urges-him-to-surrender/
Tennessee, explain yourself

there is no innocence in our world

we must bring the end of the world user

the first pet hurt me rather deeply and was probably why i wanted to kms in middle school.
the next pet didn't hurt me as much because i had been living out of home for a few years and wasn't there when he died.
the best friend still hurts me

>Stop being sad.

get out of my state poser

just want my kitty to jump on my lap and sleep on me or beg me for milk one more time

Sonic forces looks boring

3D sonic was a mistake

It'll eventually get better in time, eventhough it hurts now, at least that's what I try to make myself believe.

saw myself a fucking arab today

YOOOOOOOO

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good night /cum/bois
may we never wake

stopping by jerry's to get some keys made, the fucker looks at me and asks where the pvc is

and what'd you say?

told isle 17 like any other human being would
some nerve though

yeah absolutely unbelievable

another weekend spent hanging out with my friend who's even more of a loner than me.

youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

the matrix is unironically bad
the acting is poor

the first one is pretty good. Falls off a goddamn cliff immediately after

>Your state will never have a tsundere neighbor
How's it feel nerds?

afraid he's gonna stone you?

Oregon is super tsundere for us

see . I TOLD you

stop fucking posting anime

Blwong up is more likely or calling his 100 cousins and brothers and attack together.

you dont know what that means

did u fuck him OwO

Oregon, if anything, likes you less and less over time

you "hate" us, but every time you see a california license plate, you get a little weak in the legs

uncreative flags alert

the pennsylvanian flag is quite complex

back off. these posters are under my protection

but we do
just a couple states over to the right though
and in a sense literally every state is tsun tsun for us
man that is going to be one hell of a shitfest

literally doesn't happen

its ok, neighbor

we like you too

we don't like your mexicans
not to fond of your developers and realitors either

>in a sense literally every state is tsun tsun for us
You do know tsundere means they start liking them over time right?

If anything you're inverse tsundere

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the dere is going to come