Polish dude here, tell me what do you know about my country and shit

Polish dude here, tell me what do you know about my country and shit.

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stolen car radios

you mean England?

Cucked by hitler

Kurwa

one of few remaining european countries not inviting arab invaders with open arms.
i wouldnt go to france. i wouldnt go to france.

its the mexico of europe.

your women are all pretty much hot.

>Germany has muslims
>Poland doesnt
really makes you think

Your flag is kinda gay

You vastly overestimate how much I think

You're all cunts if CSGO is anything to go by

I drank some soplitsa last night.

pasha biceps is a cunt?

how do you teach a polish child to use the bathroom?
brown in the back yellow in the front

loled

SEA fag here
>Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
>Polish Winged Hussars
>Khmelnytsky Uprising

That's it, also this

how does it feel to be paid less then the average wage and work on a farm do the shit brits wont do?

Listen to me, Poland. Give Europe another Sobieski to save it from the sandnigger invasion.

'no'

youre on your own lads

wow rude

Are you also a product of rape-babies?

No, rape-babies is what happens when a bat bites you

co ja paczę

No your mom

nie mam pojęcia

Polish is curva

nie.

why

A lot
I'm a Polak kurwa

Okay I've had about enough of you my mother is a saint

Indonesia upside down.

Slovenian CTO here. Have been working with three USA companies offering some specific IT services and then switched to a Polish one. Difference could not have been bigger. Ranging from laziness, apathy and chaos to incompetence. I am never working with another Polish company again. I hope this was just a coincidence, but if this is what Poland is like then holy shit Marek

>le no kebabs allowed country
>le xenophobia = good country
>le thorn in Merkels side country
based desu

Got fucked in the ass for 1000 years.
Now, watches as their former oppressors get fucked in the ass by their own decisions.
10/10, would see a saint again.

Fish at Christmas
Surnames actually mean something
Zubrowka or nothing
Zloty
Very tasty women

well at least we never went apeshit on anyone exepct russia.

but yourselves

Karma's a bitch

agreed.

Kielbasa, perogis, paczki, communism, (((nazi death camps))) and Chopin

atleast we have good kebab here in poland

You eat your women? Fucking savages

shhhh dont tell them.
no kebab in poland.

bruh I'm not Polish. Just recapping what I learned from my Polish friend

It’s a kind of a country, where you can make English conversation with homeless person but you find lazy but proud dumbass in the office. Everything is upside-down.

You're the Mexico of Europe.

Kuuuuuuuuuuuuurwa, ja pierdole!

Leider keine kommunisten mehr

its shit, youre a disgrace to all slavic countries. your food is weird af but youve got some damn fine women.

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Kara mustafa pasha bitte erlöse uns von jedem patrioten. Wien ist rechtmäßig türkisch!

Honestly, Poland was a practical saint according to history.
Always helped others, and never got help in return.
Also, poland didn't oppress many people, even denied military service to france in order to let Spanish people try and regain their country.
What a shame that noone helped them all along. Otherwise, they'd be a pretty normal country along all the others.

i dont blame them desu

but on the bright side its just more proof that Russians are mongoloids

Kek

Nuff said

I saw a negro.

You are a disgrace for europe if you work with degenerated american capitalist scum

Shit version of Germany, so not that bad at all.

You need a new Lech Walesa.

Tyskie is good.

Smoking weed is still a fairly serious offence.

Good DJs.

Polish people for the most part are sound as fuck.

Black and white passport photos made your women look good where all other countries hotties look like shit.

Cosmetic dentistry is pretty good in Poland , if expensive.

Britbong here, I

Burger here.

Poland kicks ass.

They take absolutely no shit from authoritarian psycho nations, retain a strong national identity after being pushed around for centuries, love them some YHWH, and the Wikipedia entry for "Polish Resistance" has a disambiguation page with like two dozen entries. That's my kind of place.

Zdzislaw Beksinski, John Paul II, Lech Walesa, Wladislaw Raginis: my homies. When USA becomes an authoritarian state (Obama + Trump = happening), I'm either going to New Zealand or Poland.

I wish your language wasn't so damn bizarre.

>Wants to work with yank subhumans instead of polish masterrace

We the people of Holland are disgusted by you.

>disgrace to all slavic countries
not geocoding your own people for ~10 years isnt a bad thing

> britbong
> cosmetic dentistry

>meanwhile Wałęsa was collaborating with commies
>pls dont

I work with three girls from poland, two are hot and thin and then one is not, but has big tits. is there a perfect one?
dziekuje

Oh, and I almost forgot - as a hobbyist blademaker..

Any blade from razor to sword is considered a tool, not a weapon by law.

this tbh, once you get passed the memes Polan is based

Vast Poles are descendants from peasants (read: dumbfucks) being led by elites which lick some countries of the center asses', mostly Germans and Americans. Mentally subjugated to Catholic officials and their beautiful bitches, so they are doomed as fuck.

The troglodyte version of other eastern european countries like czechia and austria

So you like not hot with little tits?

exactly. maybe I'll go to ukraine instead, poland has too much ciasto

Also, the heroes of the Telemark.

Mercans love to talk about how they ended WWII. The truth however is that Hitler would have had A bombs and some other, even more bizarre technology of war had it not been for a handful of Polish saboteurs that sank an essential shipment of deuterium Germany desperately needed to finish their nuke.

Tldr: Poland won the war for the West. Then suffered under communism for the next 50. Now they're Europe's whipping boy.

My bad. They were Norskskis. Not Poles.

Norway on the other hand is awesome. And leads the world in church burnings and desecration.

Back in the day there was a foursome between Austria, Poland, Prussia and Russia

you have stolen 1/3 clay of Germany

Rich countries come there to fuck your women
Hitler invaded you and you got rekt boii better luck next time kappucino frappucino pepperoni pizza

Hey OP, here's what I do know, aside from the usual WWII bullshit.

Solidarinosc. I remember seeing Lech Walesa on TV when I was about 12 and how you guys told the USSR to fuck off.

But I got a question for you. My dad used to have a lot of Polish and Slovak friends, so I'm not sure which group this came from, but he used to call the edible mushrooms that grew on tree stumps "kozatis" or "kazatis", I'm not sure of the spelling.

Does that mean anything to you?

kozaki?

He always said it with a "t" not a "k". Is kozaki a mushroom?

koźlaki even

yea, name depends on region.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leccinum_scabrum

>Jan III Sobieski
>Heynal
>You elected your kings
>Torcik Wedlowski
>Damn good mustard
>Bitch-slapped the Teutonic Knights
>Hardy people forged through adversity
>My heritage, my people

Dzien dobry!

You have the best damn good on earth.

I am confused.

wait wat

Jan sobieski was a sub human and a filthy christian

bait 0/10

Pretty much yea

Polak, Węgier — dwa bratanki,
i do szabli, i do szklanki

designated shitting streets

> austria
> east
U dumb

You're probably one of those inbred mountain nazis if you dont think that shitstain is eastern european

You make plum juice.
Pretty good

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At least here in germany it is considered eastern europeanß, dunno how you'd categorize those people but they are definitely not western

Nearly 6 million died in Polish death camps. Poles are very evil.

If there was 't' then i think it is closer to kozacy (cossacks in eng?), not kozaki (shoes/mushrooms)

well if we only had a word for something thats not western or eastern...

Poland was ruled by stupid dumbfucks calling themselves “szlachta” or “ziemiaństwo”, who almost always were friends with Russia. They lived the parasitic life on behalf of peasants treated worse than animals, and Ukrainians.
The country was very weak, so it had no significant power to threat anybody else. That’s how a story of ‘angelic’ Poles originated.