Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=VKHErka-k6M
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY
p.fuwafuwa.moe/
p.fuwafuwa.moe/jtseck.webm
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Still here.

It's always nice to play an open world game and find a location set aside for DLC

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Still here

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>claiming

Claim

CC claimed

why is her mouth so weird?
old man -_-

>not smug
Are you even trying?

Is it THE cc?
Does that still exist in games? Fucking hell I hate that

>Claimed

>Is it THE cc?
no

(Ai)
I find the sounds in that one to be a bit too sharp, muh ears.
I guess we've got pretty different music tastes heh

youtube.com/watch?v=VKHErka-k6M

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Cirno claimu.

It's kinda like :3 but not really.
Isn't that one of Konata most distinguishing traits though?

It's on the other side of the mug don't worry.

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Claimed

I almost forgot

Happy International Women's Day 2017!

#HERVOICEISMYVOICE

it was a joke, homura ._.

Well, would you look at those DUBS s?

Well that solved that.
Even on the thread, Gabriel is known to be Homura...

Almost every big game rips content out to sell later

So when in Men's day?

Or is asking that sexist?

Always expect an aspie to miss a joke.

Solved what?

u R an Misogyny!!
OHHHH NOEEESSSS

TIEM TO POST ON TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!
U WIL REGERT THIS 4TRAN!!!!!

The hacker known as Sup Forums strikes again!
When will his streak of Racism, sexism, and Homophobia end!!!

As usual

Your are fucking a WHITE MAN!

カラミチーマス

Hime a cute

when we were trying to figure out if that rly was ur alt.
u got banned on like 3 accounts..?

I never got banned. I left most of the groups because I wasn't talking in them at all and while the contact list could be helpful at times I felt like I didn't need it.

I used to work at mcdonald's AMA
thank you, blue goo
Did you really just ASK if you could ASK that? -_-
I expect almost nothing from you these days :o

But you're Homura?
and Gabriel?
and M14?

And you're a friend of Shinoa's?
You know Esdeath?

>AMA
In what relationship does the surface area of an isosceles triangle stand towards the leg opposing the vertex angle?

Did I tell you to AMA? Are you claiming multiple waifus now?

I'm... I'm sorry. I went too far.

I'm an attack helicopter, check your privilege

No, I just asked it first

I'll be back later, the monthly patriarchy meeting is soon, gotta discuss how we'll oppress women even more

McDonald's...

Do the burgers come with extra pickles, like
>pic related
?

I didn't post Homura since September, please don't confuse me with the Gabriel claimer, I have literally no idea who is M14.

You still expect more than my parents.

Lewdburger
Please no

Did you already have a surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on your body?

Bro...

Fuck, someone's impersonating you on Disc, then.

THey started as Homura, got banned, tried as M14 from Upotte, got banned, and then came back as Gabriel and got banned.

too old, eh

Hey guys, it's been awhile.

Way.

:-P

Yeah, I got some weird pr0nz.

DAMN! Look at those double DUBS, with Inverted 9 AND 9s!

I couldn't afford Hellfires yet so my Hydra rockets will have to suffice for now

I doubt it's worse than the stuff I got, so it's okay.

I need a Perona body pillow

orly?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

I'll start Medium-High.
How'd I do?

That's so awful! Why won't the government pay for your urgent transition!?!
Fucking cis-privileged heliphobes!

When I finally get hellfires, they'll regret it

kek, what did he do to award his first ban?
I think it's a new Homura claimer and not an impersonator, at least I can't think of a reason someone would impersonate.

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It's Cheshire cat.

OK, but why?

Is the mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell?

Hi :o

Not bad, but I've seen that ages ago.
I see your bike and raise you some toast.

go to prison smh

They fit her really well tho :o

Is this your fetish?

O.

Nah, but I gotta start with something mild so I can hit harder later.

He was spamming, like hell and also spamming begging to become a Mod.

They, he was muted, started to curse me out in DM. After a while, he was unmuted, then started cursing out my entire Council (that's our Mods).

He lasted like 3 to 5 days or something in the Chat.
Every time he was muted, he'd start spamming me in DM, cursing me out.
Then he was shitposting like FUCK.

Last day he was there, he got muted TWICE before getting banned.

Worst shitposter we EVER had. Ah, Nostalgia... *drinks some warm Bleach*

Ok, fair enough.
I'm pretty much only into 2D.
I'll just concede with that.

I thought it was interesting. Was actually part of a series on massive Belly Expansion. She also stuffed herself full of watermelons. Pretty hot

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Don't give up so fast!
I was planing to work my way up to the cockroach smoothie...

where is bradley?
are memes even real?
your parents seem pretty cool
you just ask for extra pickles, it's called a "grill order"

BEAUTIFUL response.

Sleeping probably :o

And ben?

oh, ok...

Oh boi, you sure had some strong attacks left.
But I have some maggots as well.

sauce?

hmmm, reminds me of Blowfly Girl's Maggot Story.

I read that awhile back.
Was horrible, but... still good... but horrible... but I still wanked afterwards... not TO the story. Couldn't... but it got me in the mood, regardless.

In'youchuu Shoku: Ryoushokutou Taimaroku, apparently. I just looked it up. Gonna watch.

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>Blowfly Girl's Maggot Story
Sounds promising, I'll look it up.
All the stuff I wanna post is too large and pomf.moe won't work...

*pomf.cat
I always get the weeb domains mixed up.

want a TL;DR of it to help you decide? It's like a good hour reading, otherwise?

CUTE cirno
with me :o

That's pretty jazzy
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY

Oh boi, that's way too long indeed.
Give it to me briefly.

Use this when pomf.cat is down.
p.fuwafuwa.moe/

Thank you heteric!

p.fuwafuwa.moe/jtseck.webm

people actually defend the switch lol

Girl has a fetish about wanting to basically be trash or something. goes and throws some meat in a dumpster, waits until just before the garbage guys come. takes the meat and maggots and stuffs it inside her.

spends the next 2 days pushing the meat around, so the maggots get her off. pisses and shits then puts inside herself to help stuff up the maggots a bit more.

Cums herself to sleep several times as the bugs move around insider her, but she gets a MASSIVE infection. Wakes up a few days later In the hospital with the shit, meat, and maggots removed.

Later stories show she goes on to to it with junk from another restaurant's dumpster, and even dog turds she found in an alley (she got worms from this).

that's the gist of it, and her followups.

I didn't get off the the idea of her stuffing bugs insider herself. I got off to her vivid description of her orgasms and how she wasn't in control of her own body when it was happening. As well as the pussy-stuffing. she stuffed a lot inside there.

She did, however, wind up with a legit Blue Waffle. it was THAT bad. she almost died.

Apparently, another story exists somewhere (I didn't see it), where she also did it with maggots from a dead deer she found on the side of the road.

you're just mad because you can't buy one

Doing what? :3

Nintendo makes good games, shit consoles

Oooo, who got?

I'm teasing him a lot -_-
I can't experience garbage first hand :(

:3 aboutt?

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just go play a wii u, then you can

That sounds rather disgusting tbh.
I like my lolis pure and innocent.

I sold my wiiu for ramen :o
he likes the switch -_-
Nintendo is dead

Claiming best girl