Rate my cow Sup Forums

rate my cow Sup Forums

cow/10
why do you have a cow ?

i like milk and fresh cheese..why else?
plus occasionaly i cut off a small pice and bbq it

10/10 would milk again

That's one mighty fine heffer

I'm sure your mother likes her privacy and doesn't enjoy you making a thread about her

4/10.mildly amusing sorta original meh,would laugh harder after a six pack of beer

moo/beef

Thanks it took me some time to come up with

Yourmom/10

Would milk/10.

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+ nice face
+ well shaped horns
+ vegan

- pierced, probably has several daddy issues and is an attention whore


4/10 would not burger

unoriginal/10 look at at least he tried you weeaboo permavirgin

how did you get the attention whore part?? pls 'splain

Quotes non original with same/10.
Fail.

DinnerTime/Delicious

> she is pierced you fucking idiot

Fuck the cow

soooooo attention whores are all pierced? hmm well there it is...youre so smart

were you dropped often as a baby?

Porterhouse/10 would steakify

she wont stand still.the pussy is way up hugh.cant reach
she kicks alot.afraid of taking one to the lads

Nice cow 8/10

nice/10

How about mines?

Not enough nipples for 2 cows 4/10

Why's you pierce it's ears

wtf ? where the horns at? ugly cows but kinda giving me a wierd boner

id tags have to be put on ears.shes a registerd lady

would tip.

Fuck you cow.
Fuck you in your stupid ass

dope/10

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