Say nice things about America
Say nice things about America
Good food, since Í'm a fatass like Americans.
I can't
it's not Canada
reasonable fastfoods
not as gay as Europoor
I like it's nature... Like in geography.
We voted for Obama
I was gonna say something nice about America but I just changed my mind. Hm.
Best films and tv programmes.
He said nice things
Now is not the time for self hatred, heilposter
That comes later.
>programmes
what is this word?
some kind of snack?
jeans and harley davidsons are cool
I can't think of anything else
Tolerance
Good food
why?
is there some sort of barrier stopping you from damaging America?
Nothing.
Freedom
OHHH SAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE
>Best films and tv programmes.
Uh they are Jewish.
first world nation I guess
Interstates
House districts planing and construction
>jeans
France
>Harley Davidson
they don't deserve credit, motorcycles are European and the best ones are undoubtedly Japanese
Your roller coasters are fun
Best torture
Best spying
Best drones
Thank you for Starbucks.
we should have razed mexico city back in the 1840s
he meant pogroms, the russian expulsion of jews
i agree
>Best torture
Probable no
>Best spying
Definite no
>Best drones
Maybe
You have a big military, and lots of futuristic technology.
i like american media
Guns
thanks for the DARPA program.
Beautiful and quite exotic nature.
'for godsake faizal your dad eat newspaper'
i like fried chicken
Freedumb
Nah. Fuck off rest of the world. You're shit, and your hate gives me the assurance that we must be doing something right.
They know how to eat.
Very assertive.
9/11 happened there.
They are the fat and pathetic version of Canada.
they don't have school shooting every day
They don't live too long because of their weight
>Americans don't put shoes in their frid-
>Americans don't boil water in microwa-
>Americans don't sleep fully cloth-
fugg guize I can't xDDDDDD
78 years is long enough to suffer obesity.
t. country whose economy is based on porn
ASSMAD
Burgers
PB&jelly American
I'm trying but really, I can't find anything good about them
>americans have to watch our porn because their pornstars won't even fit on the screen
keep it coming.
>Jeans
>France
Literally what the fuck
This is the most american thing
I think america seems to be cut off from the rest of the world, In a good way.
shoes in the fridge
you understand the internet is their invention right?
and thats where you are right now
t. i love america yeah please let me suck your circumsized american penis
Americans can almost drown in a foot of water
Best films and tv
Best fast food
Best freedom
Diverse nature
God bless the US of A
Kek, saved.
dog bless ameriga :DD
Someone get in touch with Greenpeace.
They must be drunk, even Americans aren't this pathetic
Oh jeez
drugged*
t. jamal
greater german when?
/montana/
china
World leader in scientific research. Well, for now anyway.
Thanks for existing, greatest ally
Clap Clap Clap
Mipha plz
Thanks for our independence :)
Thanks for inventing fries
based
should lose weight though, and the whole sharting thing is weird
American boys are CUTE!!
he russian or from post-soviet may be
>>Harley Davidson
>they don't deserve credit
We don't deserve credit for biker culture and harleys because we didn't make the first motorcycles?
You're nuts bud
Jeans are American, made by a Latvian immigrant, but the funniest thing is he thinks Denim is a French invention when it's really an Italian one
>bamberigans gare cude xDDDDDD
Literally never saw cute American girl
Lookit this here all American girl
Isn't she a cutie?
You goddamn traitors, how dare you prefer that shitty American coffee over our shitty British coffee.
[MUFFLED IT AIN'T ME PLAYING IN THE BACKROUND]
freedom
they're free
its instead of saying "shows" you thick cunt
how dare you prefer shitty coffee over shitty tea?