Say nice things about America

Say nice things about America

Good food, since Í'm a fatass like Americans.

I can't

it's not Canada

reasonable fastfoods
not as gay as Europoor

I like it's nature... Like in geography.

We voted for Obama

I was gonna say something nice about America but I just changed my mind. Hm.

Best films and tv programmes.

He said nice things

Now is not the time for self hatred, heilposter
That comes later.

>programmes
what is this word?
some kind of snack?

jeans and harley davidsons are cool

I can't think of anything else

Tolerance
Good food

why?
is there some sort of barrier stopping you from damaging America?

Nothing.

Freedom

OHHH SAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE

>Best films and tv programmes.
Uh they are Jewish.

first world nation I guess

Interstates
House districts planing and construction

>jeans
France
>Harley Davidson
they don't deserve credit, motorcycles are European and the best ones are undoubtedly Japanese

Your roller coasters are fun

Best torture
Best spying
Best drones

Thank you for Starbucks.

we should have razed mexico city back in the 1840s

he meant pogroms, the russian expulsion of jews

i agree

>Best torture
Probable no
>Best spying
Definite no
>Best drones
Maybe

You have a big military, and lots of futuristic technology.

i like american media

Guns

thanks for the DARPA program.

Beautiful and quite exotic nature.

'for godsake faizal your dad eat newspaper'

i like fried chicken

Freedumb

Nah. Fuck off rest of the world. You're shit, and your hate gives me the assurance that we must be doing something right.

They know how to eat.

Very assertive.

9/11 happened there.

They are the fat and pathetic version of Canada.

they don't have school shooting every day

They don't live too long because of their weight

>Americans don't put shoes in their frid-
>Americans don't boil water in microwa-
>Americans don't sleep fully cloth-
fugg guize I can't xDDDDDD

78 years is long enough to suffer obesity.

t. country whose economy is based on porn

ASSMAD

Burgers

PB&jelly American

I'm trying but really, I can't find anything good about them

>americans have to watch our porn because their pornstars won't even fit on the screen

keep it coming.

>Jeans
>France
Literally what the fuck
This is the most american thing

I think america seems to be cut off from the rest of the world, In a good way.

shoes in the fridge

you understand the internet is their invention right?
and thats where you are right now

t. i love america yeah please let me suck your circumsized american penis

Americans can almost drown in a foot of water

Best films and tv
Best fast food
Best freedom
Diverse nature

God bless the US of A

Kek, saved.
dog bless ameriga :DD

Someone get in touch with Greenpeace.

They must be drunk, even Americans aren't this pathetic

Oh jeez

drugged*

t. jamal
greater german when?

/montana/

china

World leader in scientific research. Well, for now anyway.

Thanks for existing, greatest ally

Clap Clap Clap

Mipha plz

Thanks for our independence :)

Thanks for inventing fries

based
should lose weight though, and the whole sharting thing is weird

American boys are CUTE!!

he russian or from post-soviet may be

>>Harley Davidson
>they don't deserve credit
We don't deserve credit for biker culture and harleys because we didn't make the first motorcycles?
You're nuts bud

Jeans are American, made by a Latvian immigrant, but the funniest thing is he thinks Denim is a French invention when it's really an Italian one

>bamberigans gare cude xDDDDDD
Literally never saw cute American girl

Lookit this here all American girl

Isn't she a cutie?

You goddamn traitors, how dare you prefer that shitty American coffee over our shitty British coffee.

[MUFFLED IT AIN'T ME PLAYING IN THE BACKROUND]

freedom
they're free

its instead of saying "shows" you thick cunt

how dare you prefer shitty coffee over shitty tea?